By Yue Lian
Standard Disclaimers apply: All YGO characters belong to Takahashi-sama.
Warnings/Pairings: Yaoi, Slash, Shounen ai…all the words that mean guy/guy…
S/J, Y/YY, M/YM, B/R…
A/N:
YL: -bows- thank you for being so patient with the slow progress of this story… right now…I'm shamelessly stalling for time…
Naoki: the reviews were wonderful!
YL: yup! Once again, sorry for the wait and please enjoy this next chapter!
Naoki: ……………
YL: ?
Naoki: Aren't you going to mention how sexy I look today? ;
YL: … 9.9;; very sexy, koi…
Naoki: -beams- Please review, minna-sama!
Thank you ppls for reviewing! I love you guys!
Se Kou Ki- -smiles and hands a tissue over- lol, jou always seems to be the one to suffer, huh? I have no idea why I have this urge to do this to him. 9.9;;
pisces071- lol, thank you so much! I'm glad you like the B/R part…there aren't enough fanfics out there starring them…lol, Kaiba can be an ass at times…but I think he's just a softie inside n.n;
Shadows of the Dead- -glares at oneesan- How dare you say that Ryou being dominant is scary!!!!! Grrrrrrr…lol, jk! It was just interesting to write ; …also…stop siding with Naoki!!! Ur my sister! He's just ur brother in lawish person…-sobs-
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Killian- lol, I wonder when Kaiba will actually consider listening to his voice? Or…er…himself ;;; This ff is getting soooo confusing…even tho' I'm the one who's writing it…:
Chapter Six: How doth thy ass fare?Marik sneered at the cowering girl in front of him, not bothering to hide his irritation.
"You incompetent bitch- you expect me to believe that the pharaoh is in there?" Disbelief dripped thickly over his words as he pointed to the closed doors of the darkened library. "Now, tell me girlie… what exactly is Yami the Great Pharaoh doing in a dark, enclosed space with nothing but books around?"
Anzu glared at him before sniffing loudly and turned her head.
Marik fumed at the girl's rudeness and was about to slap her when a sly grin slid onto his face as he saw a better way to torment her.
"Ah…I see. So the pharaoh's bitch is in there too, then… Tell me, Anzu… How fares Yugi these days? Does he complain of tiredness? No? How about, soreness of the ass… or maybe his wrists is constantly chafed? Lips chapped?"
Anzu narrowed her eyes. So what if Yugi did complain about these things? It wasn't as if there was anything wrong with being tired and having a sore ass. After all, whenever he complained he always shot Yami a smile before the former pharaoh would walk over and hug Yugi… of course in a brotherly way only…
Though she did recall a couple of times when she thought she saw Yami pinch Yugi's ass…but, it really was just the light playing tricks on her…
Though the way he had asked Yugi in the morning, "How doth thy ass fare?" was more than a little… irritating… and suspicious.
Anzu furrowed her eyebrows; she couldn't help but feel a little jealous… when that happened. First, the chick with the bondage fetish remarks upon this and now, Marik too, what the hell were they trying to say?
"What are you trying to imply, Marik?" She snarled.
Marik smiled, his violet eyes lighting up in delight as he saw the blatant jealousy on Anzu's face. He bent slightly forward and whispered softly into her ear, "Oh, I think you know what I'm implying… don't you think Yugi and Yami are a little too close for…'brothers'? They might be doing a little of thiiiis and a little of thaaat in the library." Marik grinned as he saw the girl's face pale. "And then a little something else too!"
"Stop it!" Anzu jerked away from the now smirking blonde, refusing to believe what he was implying. Yami was hers. Yami loved her… What he was saying was all a lie…
"Oh, but Yam-" Marik's voice was cut off abruptly as Anzu's hand flew forward quickly, connecting solidly with his cheek.
The girl blinked, her hand still against his cheek as she realized what she'd done. "Oh, gods…"
Marik flung her hand away from him as he rubbed his cheek tenderly. "Oh…the gods won't help you now…"
He glowered at her when she had the impudence to lift her head and tell him stoutly where to shove it. Just as he was about to unsheathe his dagger and carve himself some nice designs in Anzu's face, a sharp giggle cut through the air- startling both aggressor and victim.
Marik glared at his cackling Yami and loosened his hold on his dagger, much to Anzu's relief. "Malik, what the hell are you doing?"
Malik giggled and started to reply.
Marik frowned. Amidst the constant giggling and gibberish he could only make out a few words. Those words being: stupid mutt; high priest; pretty angels; blood, blood, blood; -insert giggle- poooosh! –cackles- Down the bitch goes! –more manic laughter- Nooo! The poor master! –some more laughter- alllll alooooone. Neheheheheh!!
Now, somehow with the genius of Marik's mind and their mind link's ability to send pictures to each other, Marik figured out all that his yami was trying to say.
"You made those beauties?!"
Malik nodded, not bothering to cut back on his laughter.
"And you say the mutt and high priest has turned into bitch and master?"
Again, laughter and nods.
"I see… Get the she-demons out here…"
Malik's laughter broke off and he shook his head firmly.
"Nooo. My pretties!"
Marik glared at his Yami and planted his hands on his hips. "Get them out here! I need them to torture Anzu!"
Malik shook his head adamantly.
"Malik if you don't…" Marik's yami paused and looked over at his hikari to see what kind of punishment his lighter half would deal out.
"You won't get any sex for a whole week!" Marik finished dramatically.
Malik glared at him.
"I won't let you watch me either…"
Malik's mouth dropped open.
"In fact, I'll hide your precious scented hand lotion too."
As soon as Marik had finished that sentence, the library door's shattered into sharp fragments as the 'beauties' rushed out, slick with dark liquid.
Marik smiled at his yami. "Awwww…thank you Mali… You're such a cutie"
Malik rolled his eyes and sat on the ground to watch what his hikari was going to do with his creations.
Marik's eyes took in the blood soaked robes, dripping the crimson fluid onto the white concrete ground; the pitchforks with pieces of cloth attached to the sharp spikes…that looked extremely similar to Jou's clothing; and finally the long, slightly tinted red hair that accented their angelic faces beautifully.
"Perfect."
Smiling at the frozen girl beside him he gestured towards the angels.
"Anzu, meet your new…playmates."
There are always lessons to be learned when a thing of misfortune happens upon a person.
However, as Seto Kaiba, head of Kaiba corps stood in the dark room, staring uncomprehendingly at the crumpled form before him, he couldn't see what was to be learned. Nothing made sense. No century old adage popped into his mind and even his alter ego's voice was strangely missing. All he saw was the obvious hurt in the blonde's eyes quickly followed by a blink of surprise as a concrete block dropped from the ceiling above to connect solidly with the back of Katsuya's head.
He saw what he should have, could have done. He should have tried to do something, he could have… and now- Jounouchi lied on the cold cement, still as a rock… still as if…
Seto started as another loose piece of rubble dropped from above into the extreme vicinity of Jounouchi. Snapping out of his numb state he dashed forward, scooping the limp body into his arms and inched cautiously away from the trap door. Kaiba felt a heavy weight drop into his stomach as he felt the back of Jou's head. It was slick with a liquid of sorts and he only knew one liquid that had a coppery smell…
Kaiba widened his eyes and searched his surroundings for something to stop the flow of blood. It was no use- without any lighting whatsoever; it was impossible to see anything.
It was impossible to know the extent of Jounouchi's injury…
The extent… What if he's…dead?Kaiba felt the blood in his face drain out as cold dread gripped his heart. This time there was no ridicule in the voice's tone…only quiet concern. Which drove the seriousness of the situation home.
Panic spread through him and he pushed the disturbing thought away. Jounouchi Katsuya was an idiot and had an extremely thick and hard head.
Jou was fine.
After all, Seto would not allow his last interaction with the mutt to end this way.
Shifting Jou slightly, Seto began to search for a light switch with determination. It can't end this way… so, it won't.
TBC
A/N: HEY! A ROMANCE/HUMOR FIC CAN HAVE A CHARACTER DEATH….XP
YL: LOL! JK! I could never do that to…my dear, idiot Jounouchi… ;
Naoki:……-.-x I'm your dear… and sexy…
YL: -smiles sheepishly and hugs Naoki- Of course, sexy…
Naoki: -pouts- Review please!
YL: So…what he said only with 'purty please' .
A/N2:: I PROMISE THAT THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL HAVE SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE THEMES BETWEEN SETO AND JOU OR YOU GUYS CAN TRACK ME DOWN IN CALI, US AND POKE ME WITH A SPORK FOR ETERNITY OR KILL ME… WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU…;