LoCK DowN
By Yue Lian
Standard Disclaimers Apply: all YGO sexy bishies belong to da gr8 Takahashi-sama of the high above…
Warnings/Pairings: I think we all know that this is a yaoi piece…and the pairings are SetoJou and the rest is yamihikari…
A/N:::: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hit 100 reviews!!!! I'm over 100!!! –squeals until turns blue- I feel soooooo unbelievably loved right now. –starts crying helplessly…killing dozens of trees as a tissue pile grows…-
Gaaaaah!!!! –starts twirling around- ahem… intelligent speech time! My stupid big bro came back again… -.-x so…
I'll keep writing this in my beloved school library
Yup, I'm transferring all my yaoi related files be it pic or fic to my school account XP lol, I hope you enjoy this chapter too!
I LOVE U GUYS!!!!!!!!
. Yue
Thank you ppls for reviewing!!!!
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Chapter Seven: Can You Ride an Ass?Jounouchi Katsuya was in a happy place… a place with flowers and laughter, a place where one floated in nirvana… a place that had extremely blinding light.
In fact… the place looked like… heaven! He felt a tap on his shoulder and quickly turned around to see whom it was, after all a person in a place like this had to have a pretty mug like his.
What his eyes met proved his theory. A slender woman with long flowing hair garbed in the simple white habiliments that angels would wear gazed at him with clear blue eyes.
Jou smiled shyly at her, wondering who she was and if he could somehow score her number…
Smiling back at the blonde, the woman allowed her hair to fall in front of her face slightly and started to sashay off into the distance, stopping ever so often to look back until Jou realized that she wanted him to follow her.
Hardly believing the luck he had he smoothed his hair back and sauntered after the lithe form in front of him, unable to resist the alluring aura she seemed to exude from her very pores.
Oh… yeah. I got da devil's luck.
Jounouchi frowned. The devil's luck… Something nipped at his nerves in the back of his brain… nipped much like a starving dog at the last piece of meat going into it's owners mouth…
Devil… a drop of liquid, a coppery stench.
His eyes widened as he watched the beautiful form come to an abrupt stop in front of him. Something was wrong…
Arching her back she sneered at him, showing lengthening teeth, as leathery wings exploded from her back, a pointed tail sliding out smoothly from beneath the robes.
Frozen Jou watched as the woman tilted her head to stare at him, the beautiful face distorted by the grimace, cerulean eyes oozing into yellow glowing orbs. Scarlet spots began to appear on the white robes, spreading through the fabric as if it had just settled onto a liquid and was slowly soaking it up, welcoming the dark red liquid as one welcomes sin.
Struggling to move from his position, he watched with growing horror as the bloody woman advanced. Leaning towards the frozen boy it snarled happily- Jou noticed with detached disgust the odor it emitted- a mix of rust and bile. Smiling hungrily at him the demon leaned in for the first, juicy bite of Jou's tender flesh… such flesh that only comes once in a life time and for surpasses the bliss that nirvana could ever bring…
Jou screamed as pain exploded in his shoulder and-
All was blurring…
Seto looked down at the limp form in his hands again, feeling panic rise up in him for the hundredth time that day. Leaning against a wall for support, he shifted Jou's position in his lap. His arms were getting sore and still- there was no light switch.
Inching cautiously to his left, he kept his left hand out in front of him, his right preoccupied with the task of towing the unconscious mutt.
Yes …… mutt…
Muttering darkly to himself, Kaiba made his way along the wall, occasionally yelping in surprise as his hands came in contact with randomly placed cobwebs and slime, each time thinking that a new threat was charging out of the dark at him.
He felt the hairs on the nape of his neck rise and the room seemed to tilt dizzily.
It got like this a lot when-
Something was staring at him…
Seto froze and tilted his head slightly, holding his breath and strained his ears for a telltale sound. Something was watching his every move…
There was nothing…
Something just waiting…
Kaiba jumped as he heard a quiet drip to his right, his breath rushing out in a ragged wheeze.
Waiting to …
Is scaring yourself a hobby?
Seto scowled. The dry voice was a welcome distraction albeit the fact that it had nothing to offer but sarcasm. Brushing off his fear he continued to advance forward blindly, blaming his heightened paranoia on the current shape occupying his arms and the constant yammering of bloodthirsty demons above…
The brunette once again stopped walking and realized that it had been oddly quiet for the last few minutes. He suddenly realized that it had been a while since he had heard the eerie screeches of the she-demons… perhaps they had found a better way to get to them…? Through the floor or an air vent?
Seto swore loudly and jerked his hand back as it came in contact with something cold.
Reaching out slowly again he tentatively felt for the object again, his heart threatening to rip itself out of his chest. After touching it for a few seconds and sure that it wasn't alive or about to take his soul, he traced the contours of the object in question and came to the conclusion that it was indeed a sort of switch.
Deciding to take his chances and silently hoping that the switch was not one for a bomb's detonation he flipped it.
Holding his breath he cocked his head listening attentively once again. This time a soft hum reached his ears. Hn… I'm still here…
A dim light flickered on.
Seto blinked at the sudden onslaught of light and quickly covered his eyes as a sharp stab of pain crashed into his skull. That's it… he was stocking up on Aspirin and whatever other painkillers there were once he got out of the hellhole…
With your puppy , the voice helpfully reminded him.
With or without the stupid mutt, Seto corrected, opening his eyes slightly to survey the poorly illuminated space they had been occupying for the last twenty minutes or so.
A primitive looking room around twenty by forty feet met his eyes with a lone, flickering old-fashioned light bulb hang nakedly above the small space, its light casting jagged shadows from the randomly piled boxes that seemed to co-occupy the room with them.
Seto realized with exasperation that his eyes, having adjusted to the light had ten feet visibility. Nevertheless, compared to the one-foot visibility they had before it was a major improvement. The brunette dragged the limp, corpse-like bundle directly underneath the light bulb that was flickering adamantly as if determined not to die out on the CEO of Kaiba Corp.
Cradling Jou's head he sat down on the dusty floor and brushed the strands of hair away from the blonde's face. Sighing with relief as he realized that Jounouchi's head wound had started to coagulate he slumped forward pressing his forehead against Jou's chest.
There were only two problems left on his mind now… How to wake the mutt… and where the hell did the she-demons go…?
Anzu licked her lips nervously and tried to get up from her position on the cold, courtyard stones… however, her legs seemed to have other ideas…like twitching nervously… in fact they seemed to be made of jelly at the moment.
Her blue eyes darted towards Marik who grinned back sadistically.
What the hell was going on around here?
She knew though. Somehow a part of her just knew what was going to happen next to her. After all her was the scenario: some damned bloody angels crash out the library doors and windows, obedient only to a demented psychopath that had seconds ago muttered something about them being her new playmates.
PLAYMATES??
Anzu watched helplessly as the forms advanced towards her. Where the hell was Yami?
"Mmmmmm."
"Mmmhnn…"
"Y-Yami!"
"Nn… What…Yugi?"
The girl pressed against the cupboard and strained to see what was going on in the small space.
"N-ehn!"
She strained her eyes, willing them to be suddenly granted with the ability to pierce through darkness. Hell, if she could only have one wish granted her whole damn life this was it. This was THE wish.
"Mnn… T-that feels…g-goood!"
"Dammit!" Drawing back her hair from her face, she glanced around, willing a sharp object to materialize out of the air. Two people were going to suffer a lot of pain today- pain with no pleasure whatsoever- nobody broke their word with her lightly.
They had promised to take the video camera in with them!
Seto licked his lips and glanced down nervously at the object lying across his lap. Breathing deeply he raised a hand in the air and slapped it sharply.
It? IT?!!!!!
Seto mentally corrected his mistake and looked at the still immobile boy in his lap. He had tried all sorts of things to wake him up but to no avail. As he sat staring off into space a weird piece of knowledge floated through his mind.
He considered it for a while before shrugging nonchalantly. Who the hell would care?
Thus decided he gripped Jou's shoulders firmly and began to shake the boy rapidly…
Jou fought back against the blue-eyed witch fiercely. Jounouchi Katsuya was not about to be some half-assed demon's dinner… However, as fate had it be he lost to the darkness, no longer seeing what he was trying to fight.
Seto blinked in surprise as he heard a low grunt come from the thing in his lap. Peering down cautiously, he breathed a sigh of relief as his eyes met a pair of brown blurry eyes.
"You stupid ass, why couldn't you have died on your own?"
"Stupid…ass?" Seto blinked. This wasn't the answer that he'd have expected from the usually hot-tempered blonde. A feeling of unease settled over him once more.
"Stupid ass-"
"Ass! That's such an interesting word!" Jounouch interrupted his voice high in childish excitement as he bolted upright.
Seto blinked, not sure what Jou meant… but then, the mental patient was always right, "It is, isn't it…?"
Jou beamed up at the brunette, oblivious to the small trickle of blood dripping down his cheek from the reopened head wound. "It is! I mean 'ass' in da dictionary is a donkey! So where did people get the idea of referring ta their ass as an ass?"
Seto shrugged, not quite following where this was going and answered flatly. "I have no idea…" A feeling of dread gripped his heart- Jounouchi was insane… and he was alone with a psychotic blonde that had an obsession with a word. And of all the words it was 'ass'. Suddenly he remembered something that the blonde had said to him.
(flashback)
The boy stood in front of the other boy proudly and jabbed an accusing finger at him. "What goes around comes around Kaiba- and when your time comes I'll be there."
Seto moaned and covered his face. So bad karma- but did the cause of his pain have to be-
"Well, you obviously ride an ass… but can you ride an ass?" Katsuya's voice cut into the brunette's mental despair.
Seto chocked.
Jounouchi mistook the brunette's surprise as a response that bid him to further explain his question.
"You know, you ride a donkey which is an ass, but can you ride a butt which is also an ass?"
Seto flushed and turned away refusing to reply to the question, hoping that the blonde didn't expect him to respond. Summoning up all his self-control, he prodded gently at the body lying between his legs.
"What?"
"Get off."
"No."
"Shut up then…"
"…………………so- about that word, ass…"
"Get. Off. Now."
"No." Jounouchi pouted and nudged the brunette slightly with his closed fist. There was something enclosed in it… However, certain that it wasn't a sharp object Seto once again prodded at the boy, this time a little rougher than before.
"Get-"
"NOOOOO!"
Seto slumped his shoulders in defeat. The time was going by slowly and he now had to keep himself from thinking about how a person could 'ride an ass.'
"So- how does a person ride an ass?"
Seto flung himself against the concrete floor, leaving the affected boy to sit on his stomach. His head hit the cold, dusty concrete sharply and he welcomed the pain. He was going to go insane… soon…
TBC
Yue ;;
Yue: So…fast update, huh? ;
Naoki: …-.-;;; don't blame me
Yue: You're the damn muse! You were supposed to inspire me!!!
Naoki: Oh… that… did I mention that, that wears off once we're married…
Yue: ……… WHAT????!!!!!!!!
Naoki: …n.nu
Yue: I. Want. A……Divorce.
Naoki: T.T
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