Fullmetal Insanity

Chupa: Hello faithful readers, and today we have Dizzy 7's new favorite anime, Fullmetal Alchemist.

Dizzy: Ummm… yes, so lets introduce the characters—

Chupa: SHUT UP!!!

Dizzy: sorry…

Chupa: SHUT UP!! So, here they are, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, and Roy Mustang.

Dizzy: So, Ed, how do you feel being in Dizzy 7's new smash hit, Fullmetal Insanity?

Ed: Well, lemme tell ya, Dizzy, it was a load of fun. He is the shiznit, and I think he is the funniest guy ever.

Chupa: What about you, Al?

Alphonse: Well, I was quite honored when Brother and I were asked to be in this hilarious story. I always wanted to be a star.

Dizzy: And, how about you, Mustang?

Roy: Whatever…

Chupa: Ok, then, let's start the story.

Ed sat on the couch, with a Coke in his hand, watching the T.V., with a glazed look on his face. His eyes are no longer focused.

Suddenly, Al stumbled by, wearing clown shoes and a strange gothic tutu. On his face was an evil, brain slug. "AIIIIIEEEEEE!! BROTHER! IT'S DRAINING MY LIFE FORCE!!!! OH MY GOD!!!" Alphonse flew through the coffee table, crushing it instantly, and making a crater in the ground. " That's not that weird." Dizzy 7

walked in. "Yeah, I've seen weirder." Said Dizzy, grabbing Ed's Coke and finishing it off

"Awwww, I thought I had it with that one." Sighed Al dejectedly, and walked away.

A few moments later, Al walks in wearing a chicken suit." Okay. Memememeeeeeee…..City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's a feeling like Christmas
Children laughing, people passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you hear

Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas day

Strings of street lights
Even stop lights
Blink a bright red and green
As the shoppers rush home with their treasures
Hear the snow crunch
See the kids bunch
This is Santa's big scene
And above all the bustle you hear

Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas day!!!! sang Al, gasping for breath. "Too out of season." Said Ed, eyes not straying from the T.V. screen. "Definetely not very weird." Said Dizzy, slurping down some Dizzy 7 gelatin brand gelatin. "Erggg…" growled Al, throwing away the chicken outfit.

Suddenly, Al jumped out in a cummerbund, Etnies shoes, board shorts, and Fox Mulder sunglasses. " Cowbells, cowbells, cowbells, COWBELLS!!" chanted Al, doing the electric slide. "No, Uh-uh" said Dizzy and Ed while playing Mario Party 666: Satan Edition.

"Okay, guys, this one is really weird. This is a bunch of Satan worshipping woodland critters." Said Al, as he carried in a box of cute li'l critters. "Saw it on South Park. Not weird anymore." Said Dizzy, as he taught a frog how to play Warcraft while solving the mysteries of quantum physics.

"What about this??" Al brought them Play-doh that had evolved so that it could think independently. "No." said Ed, as the Play-doh slithered away, muttering something Anti-Semetic.

"AAAAAAAAA!!! I GIVE UP!!!" yelled Al, as he stomped away. " What was he competing for anyway?" asked Dizzy questionably. "An extra day." said Ed, without turning to Dizzy's direction. " An extra day for what?" asked Dizzy again.

"Oh, yeah." Said Ed, he unzipped the heavy zipper that was on his forehead. "Yeah, I always wondered why you had a zipper protruding form your skin." Said Dizzy, as "Ed" stepped out of his costume. Ed was actually Samara from the Ring! " Seven days…" said Samara, as she zipped up her costume and was Ed again. " AIEEE! I MUST GO MAKE COPIES!!!" said Dizzy, jumping up and running away.

" Yes…yes… run, my little guinea pig, you won't get far…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

--' okay, guys, don't let me write on Mondays anymore! It turns into an acid trip.

So, um…RxR, and any flames will be laughed at, showed to everyone at my school, sent to the president, to your mom so she can see what naughty words you used, you will get grounded, and then all copies will be sent to my super-intelligent Anti-Semetic play-doh.

(Note- I am not anti semetic. I do not hate Jewish people. Just so I don't get sued…)