Fullmetal Insanity chap.2

Dizzy, Ed, and Alphonse were walking down a aisle in the mall. " So…Ed, what are we here for again?" Ed was still walking, looking embarrassed and looking at his shoes. "You don't want to know." Dizzy looked annoyed. " Yes, I do. Hey, where is Al anyhow?" Suddenly, Al came bounding down the aisle on all fours. His metal armor made the floor shake with each bound. " We are here for Bunny Num-Nums right, big brother?"

Dizzy looked over at Ed. " BUNNY NUM-NUMS?! Dude, your brother is seriously fucked up in the head. I think you should get it checked out." Ed glared at Dizzy and put his hand on the heavy zipper on his forehead. " Don't make me go all Samara on you, dude." Dizzy backed up a few steps and gave Al a hearty pat on the head. " Yes. Bunny Num-Nums. Well, let's go grab some…before…they're all sold out!" said Dizzy nervously. Al suddenly grew sharp metal teeth and bit Dizzy's hand. " Ow!!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! YOU TURD!! I'L BURY YOU!!!" Dizzy readies a punch, but notices Ed put his hand on the zipper. " Okay, okay, sorry."

The trio secures a box of Bunny Num-Nums. They start to walk home , but take a wrong turn in the Cul-de-sac. The nicely drawn anime background quickly turned to cheap American skyline and that was when they realized something very wrong had happened.

Out of nowhere, Dizzy was nailed in the back by a flying lump in a helmet shot out of a cannon. He and the lump broke thru three houses before coming to a rest. " Ed, will you read me the story about the kitty?" whimpered Dizzy, as he limped over to Al and Ed. For some strange reason, Double D and Eddy ran out from behind a house. " Ohhh, you must be kidding." said Ed, in disbelief. "Why, hello, newcomers." Said Double D, looking at them. " Hey, how come you guys are some much better animated than us?!" said Eddy, inspecting Dizzy's fingers. " Have either of you three seen Ed?" said Edd, still inspecting Dizzy, Ed, and Al. " You mean me? My name is Ed, too. " said Edward.

"No, we mean the dumb lump that tests out our scams for us." Said Eddy, matter-of –factly. ED walked up "Hey guys!!" Ed looked at Elric, Al, and Dizzy. " They're funny!!"

" Gee, thanks. I needed that." Said Dizzy. " I needed to know that I looked weird."

Suddenly, Kevin rode up on his bike…or what appeared to be Kevin, until closer inspection. " Wait a tic…Roy?!" said Al, looking closely. " ROY?!?!" said Elric and Dizzy in unison.

" Look, Fullmetal. It's not anything permanent. Kevin's my friend, he was sick, needed a sub, I filled in, because the army's having a strike. Just don't tell Riza, okay??" said Roy, with a Kevin-ish look on his face. Sara, Jimmy, Nazz, and Rolf walked up. Soon after came Johnny and Plank. Nazz walked up to Dizzy. " Hey. How's it goin', hot stuff?" Dizzy looked around. " Did I just get hitted on by Nazz??" Sara looked up at Roy. " Hey! You're not Kevin." Roy glared at Sara. " Look, just a temporary job. I hate a lot, so don't make it worse." Kevin Roy just rode away. "Well, it's been fun, but we should leave." Said Dizzy. They started to walk away, but Elric turned around and grabbed the zipper on his forehead. " Yes, I was wondering why he had a zipper on his forehead." Said Edd. Elric unzipped the zipper. " Seven Days…" Samara zipped up the zipper and became Ed again. " Ok, guys, let's go home!" Dizzy started singing. " Don't you…forget about me…oh oh oh oh, don't you forget about me…

Um…I hope you enjoyed it, and all flames will still be laughed at, showed to everyone at my school, sent to the president, to your mom so she can see what naughty words you used, you will get grounded, and then all copies will be sent to my super-intelligent Anti-Semetic play-doh.

( I am still not anti-semetic.)