PLEASE NOTE: The story you are about to read is a continuing story that takes place over 3 series. This being Series 1 and features 11 Chapters/Episodes. YOU MUST READ IN ORDER OF CHAPTERS/SERIES TO UNDERSTAND IT ALL! Also, some scenes have been slightly altered to allow to be shown on here. Where it says: !!!!!NEXT SCENE CENSORED!!!!! this is how it was originally wrote and the scene in question was never written. Thanks for viewing

Warning: Contains swearing, slight sex scenes.

Chapter 2: Stratusfaction Guaranteed

Day 1: Part 2

The Team Angle Household:

We go into the Angle household where Kurt Angle has just put out the lunch for Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas as they sit down.

Benjamin: What, milk and cookies again. This Sucks.
Angle: What did you just say ..

Angle bangs the back of his head with the frying pan.

Angle: Don't you ever say that again. I get enough of that crap at work.
Haas: But we keep eating the same crap everyday ... We want some real food, like chips, steaks and that.
Angle: Do you want to grow up and look like Mick Foley, well do you. No. So shut the hell up and eat the cookies and drink the milk. They are good for you. How do you think I became Olympic Champion and and now the WWE Champion.
Haas: By cheating ..

Angle slams the back of Haas's head with the frying pan.

Angle: Don't be so damn cheeky. I did it by eating my cookies and drinking milk. Milk is good for you. So drink it all up. You can't go out until you have finished.

We drift away from the Angle Household.

The Hardy Household:

Matt and Jeff are working out in the basement when Lita comes down. She walks over and watches them train.

Lita: Listen guys, I was thinking that maybe we should all get back together.
Matt: Hell, I'm up for that if you are.
Jeff: Hell yeah. Let's go right now.
Lita: I meant in the wrestling ring at our next show.
Jeff: In front of everybody. What are you thinking.
Matt: Well I don't mind doing it in front of everyone. When you have got Mattitude you will try anything once.
Lita: Look you idiots I meant we should get back together on Raw or Smackdown. What did you think I meant.
Matt: Well I thought you were talking about a threesome.
Jeff: Yeah me too.
Lita: What kind of girl do you think I am ..... I'll race you to the bedroom.

Lita runs off up to the bedroom as Matt and Jeff chase after her a moment later. They go into the bedroom as Lita is flat out on the bed naked.

Matt and Jeff take off their tops and get ready ...

Matt&Jeff: Ohhhhhhhhh (Doing their Wrestling routine and handshapes they do)

They both jump on top of Lita ......

!!!!!NEXT SCENE CENSORED!!!!!

Meanwhile at the
Testicles Household:

Test is just coming in as Stacy is cleaning up around the house. She is wearing a short Maid's outfit.

Test: Honey, I'm home.
Stacy: Hi Baby, Did you get everything you wanted.
Test: Yep, you know it is really embarrasing having to buy these.
Stacy: Well you want me to look good don't you.
Test: Yes but, you should have seen the till operator. I think he knew who I was ...
Stacy: Don't worry about that. Let's have a look at what you got.

Stacy bends over and opens the bag giving Test a full view of her long, long legs and thong which hardly covers anything. Test takes a big gulp down.

Test: Screw the bag, I need it now Stacy.
Stacy: Ah, ah. Not yet.
Test: Jesus Stacy. I have got a boner right now and it ain't gonna last forever.
Stacy: I tell you what, why don't you go upstairs and get ready. I'll slip into this and be right up.

Test rushes out the room and upstairs. He strips off and sits back on the bed waiting.

After a few minutes a leg pops around the door followed by Stacy's head.

Stacy: Are you ready big boy.

Test just nods.

Stacy comes from behind the door wearing a business suit!!! Test can't help himself and after a few seconds it's all over for him.

Stacy: God Test. I haven't even got started. Couldn't you have waited.
Test: I'm sorry but you in that suit just turns me on.
Stacy: You have some weird taste. I mean of all the things you could have bought me you got me a suit. Don't you want to see what is under it.
Test: It's too late now love. It will probably be tomorrow before I get another one like that again.

Stacy storms off in a huff as Test cleans himself up and lies back before lighting up a cigar.

We drift out the house and pop over the road as we go to ....

The Stratusfaction Motel:

A sign is outside stating ...

Come and be Stratusfied by the best .... or you nickel back!!!

We pop inside as a host of women are sat around in the lobby. There is Dawn Marie, Ivory, Jacqueline, Jazz, Victoria and behind the desk is Trish Stratus.

Suddenly the door opens and in walks Steven Richards. He walks over to Trish.

Trish: Hi again. This is what, your 6th time this week. You just can't keep away can you.
Stevie: Nope. I need some more and fast.
Trish: Okay, who do you want!! How about Ivory, she will be your domineering mother, or maybe a threesome with Jacqueline and Jazz. These two know how to make you stand to attention. Or maybe Dawn Marie, she will tease you until your finished then toss you away.
Stevie: None of them. I need Victoria again.
Trish: Okay, if that's what you want. That will be a nickel.

Stevie hands over the money as Victoria leads him upstairs. She pulls him inside a spare room and closes the door before switching the light on.

Inside is all rubber and handcuffs and all bondage gear.

Victoria: Okay, now you are in my house. Strip it NOW!!!

Stevie strips down and stands waiting.

Victoria: Now then, I think you need a good spanking. Get down on your hands and knees and beg like a dog.

Stevie bends over and starts panting as Victoria goes over and grabs a huge whip .....

WHACK!!! WHACK!!! WHACK!!!

BANGING AND SCREAMS ARE HEARD FROM INSIDE FOR A WHILE!!

!!!!!NEXT SCENE CENSORED!!!!!

30 Minutes later Stevie comes out with Victoria as they both walk downstairs. Victoria goes over and joins the other ladies in the lobby as Stevie goes over to Trish.

Trish: I hope you were Stratusfied.
Stevie: Hell yeah. I think it will be a few hours before I can sit down again. By the way, how the hell do you keep this running without the company knowing.
Trish: Well you see I have Mr McMahon in the back of my pocket. Actually, he knows all about this place and is one of my regular customers.
Stevie: Really ... Well I guess it's no wonder with Linda at home. Okay, bye for now.

Stevie then walks off out the house and shuts the door behind him.

The phone rings as Trish Stratus then answers.

Trish: Hello!!
A whisper of a voice is heard on the other line...
Trish: Oh, it's you. So you want me to come over and give you a little Stratusfaction eh.
Voice: Oh God, yeah.....
Trish: Okay, I'll be right over.

Trish hangs up and shouts over Dawn Marie.

Trish: I have to go out for a while. Look after the place will you.
Dawn: Is it him again.
Trish: Yep, he may not be great looking but at least he has got the cash. I'll be back in a while.
Dawn: Fine. Give him one from me will you.
Trish: Oh I plan to give him more than one honey.

Trish then leaves the building and climbs in a limo which is driven by Bradshaw.

Trish: Usual place please.
Bradshaw: Yes Miss Stratus.

Bradshaw shuts the door behind Trish before climbing in and driving off.

We pull away as we finish for the second part of our installment ....

WHO IS TRISH GOING TO SEE!!!

IS HUNTER GOING TO BE STRATUSFIED OR IS IT THE BOSS!!!

WILL THE HARDYS BE ABLE TO CONTROL THEMSELVES OR WILL LITA SHOW THEM WHO IS THE BOSS IN THE HOUSE!!!

CAN TEST GET IT UP AGAIN OR WILL STACY LOOK ELSEWHERE!!!

WHAT WENT ON BEHIND THE CLOSED DOOR WITH VICTORIA AND RICHARDS AND DO WE REALLY WANT TO KNOW!!!

AND DOES TEAM ANGLE REALLY SUCK (not like that though)!!!!

ALL IN THE NEXT DAY OF THE STORY ---