A/N: TO THE IZZLE
Howdy y'all, Baggs here once more. Dang, this fic is going by fast. ::shrug::
ANYWAY
ON TO EL FIC-O.
Living, Learning, and Kairi
Chapter Four – Revenge?
.:Yuffie's POV:.
OH. MY. GOD.
That little snot!
I've had it now.
HAD. IT. SHE'S TOAST.
WITH JAM.
Geez, I'm going to SLAUGHTER her until her eyes explode!
I don't care if that didn't make any sense. I WANT MY LEON. Y.
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Yuffie's eyes grew wide with shock and disgust. What the hell was that ho doing kissing HER LEON? She wanted to explode, burst out there and strangle her, or… something. But she kept her anger to herself. No, no, revenge was sweeter, oh yes, much sweeter.
Yuffie smirked. That little poser was going to get exactly what was coming to her. Oh, yes she was. And it wasn't going to pretty. No, oh no, it was going to stab her in the back.
.:Sora's POV:.
I would say the same things as Yuffie over there, but 1) I'm not a girl, and 2) I don't like Leon. Ew.
ANYWAY.
WHY WOULD KAIRI FALL FOR A JERK LIKE LEON?
I MEAN, GEEZ.
It makes me vewwy sad.
I've got the LOOKS. I'm the guy everybody LOVES.
Because I'm Sora. Oh yes, I'm awesome.
And hot.
And… toasty.
And somehow that did NOT please my mind.
YES
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Sora gasped, feeling the tears rushing on again.
His Kairi… kissing another guy? It was too much to bear… he fell to his knees again, clutching his head in agony, trying to sort out his thoughts.
No, Sora… no, pull yourself together! You can't let it get to you! You need a better plan.
Then it hit him.
Revenge.
Sora, completely unaware that he was hiding, cackled out loud.
Kairi and Leon turned.
Sora ran.
Smart, Sora. Smart.
Leon and Kairi were walking through the hallways the next day, hand in hand, striking up whispered conversations throughout the school. Seas of hushed voices carried everywhere, but quiet frankly, neither of the two cared.
Kairi looked up at the tall Leon, melting in his gorgeous, mysterious eyes as he returned the glance. Together they walked through the hall, smiling at each other and getting lost in each other's eyes.
Suddenly, Kairi walked smack into one of the lockers, falling on her back.
I loooveee ruining the moment. :D
Sniggers filled every corner of the hallway now as Leon helped Kairi up. She blushed and wiped off the back of her pants, composing herself as she walked off again like nothing happened. Suuureee, Kairi, deny it, but I have it on TAPE! MWHAAHAHAHA!
At that moment, Sora sighed and slammed the top of his locker shut. He was feeling slightly jealous of Leon, getting all Kairi's attention like that. Cleary she liked him more. Hopefully, that was all about to change, but Sora needed a plan…
"HELP! YO, PUNK, GET YER ASS BACK HERE!" Came a voice inturrupting Sora's thoughts. He turned around slowly and realized a girl's hairpiece was caught in his locker. He smacked his palm to his forehead.
Sora busied himself with twisting the lock to match his combination. He was mumbling apologies to the raven-haired girl over and over again, embarassed. Finally, she was freed, and she turned to Sora. "Thanks." She said flatly and began to walk off.
Sora shook his head. Wee, how enthusiastic.
Just as she was walking to his icky icky icky ick Algebra class that was made of green eggs and ham (OMFG,WTF? Oo; I dunno.), he heard a scream from a girl. It was very high-pitched and hurt his ears. Badly. Ow.
Sora sprinted down the hallways, cutting corners and such, because you know, Sora's the KICK-ASS hero and he's all TO THE RESCUE BECAUSE SOME GIRL COULD'VE FORGOTTEN A TAMPON! Anyway…
Sliding to a stop in the hallway right next to his Algebra class was the same raven-haired girl. She was gaping at something straight ahead. Sora turned to see what it was and screamed girlishly, as well.
Leon and Kairi were there.
It might've not been a big SHOCK that they were kissing.
But man.
They were full-on (YET FULLY CLOTHED.) making out.
The girl and Sora turned to each other and screeched, piercing… whatever it was drifiting in the Highschool air. And for some reason, I can picture that. I should draw it, too. ANYWAY…
They both stopped. The girl raised an eyebrow. "You're the clumsy hair dude!" She blurted out. "Hey, do you know her?"
Sora frowned. "Yeah, she's my ex. THAT STUPID… DUDE!"
The girl glared. "That's my Leon you're talking about, kid!"
Sora stepped back, disgusted. "Er, whatever. Who are you, anways?"
"My name is Yuffie. Back off or I'll pummel you with my kickass ninja moves. Kthnxbai. You?"
"The name's Sora. I'm cool. What's with the intros?"
"Dunno."
Sora shrugged. "Man, I wish that she was kissing ME like that…" He said out loud. Haha. Stupid. But so sexy. Stupid and sexy.
Yuffie thought for a second. Then, her face suddenly lit up. "Hey, I have a random idea! Even though we've just BARELY met each other, why don't we pretend to go out and make Leon and…Kairi the tramp… Sorry, jealous!" She grinned.
Sora put on his weird constapated thinking face. Aww, he even looks cute when he's trying to get out a poo! AHEM, anyway. "Wait a second… why don't we pretend to go out and make Leon and Kairi jealous!" He smirked.
Yuffie blinked. After a long pause, she finally said "Hey! That's a great idea!"
And so the plan was put into action.
Oh dear.
Who knows what will happen now? o.o