There was no way Paige was getting out of bed this particular morning. She couldn't bear the thought of having another hectic day like yesterday. As she rolled out of bed Paige hoped Piper wouldn't need her to get Wyatt from baseball practice.
"All I want is just one day! One day where all I have to do is nothing!" She thought aloud while taking a hot shower. "Please let there be no bad guys! Please let there be no bad guys!" Paige whined.
"Paige!" Piper yelled from the bottom of the stairs.
"Damn it!" she thought. Here it comes. "What?!" she yelled back.
"I'm leaving for P3! And I need you to pick up Wyatt from baseball practice this afternoon!"
"Ugh! Fine. It's not like I have a life!"
"A journey of self discovery doesn't really qualify as a life. Bye!"
"Go to hell," Paige muttered. "Don't worry about it, I'll turn off the tv."
Paige decreased down the stairs dripping wet and wearing only a towel. She was halfway down before she saw someone peering through the front door window. "AHH! Oh my God!" She slipped down the stairs and tumbled into the wall. An hour later she woke up to find herself on the front porch, with no towel, and a giant bump on her head. "Oh damn!" She covered up herself with her hands and tried to open the door. It was locked. She scuttled around to the back door and it was locked too! "What the hell?" she screamed. She eyed the trash cans ran over to them grabbed the lids and held them in front of her as she wandered around to the other side of the house looking for some way to get in. "I'm so stupid! There's a spare key under the door mat!" Paige went around back to the front and looked under the mat. No key.
"Paige?" Phoebe questioned as she stepped out of her car.
"Phoebe! I got out of the shower and came downstairs to turn--"
"Paige why are you standing naked outside the house? Hurry in the house before the neighbors think we're crazy!" Phoebe ushered Paige into the house and pushed her up the stairs yelling at her and not giving Paige a word in edgewise. "Now you stay in your room and think about what you did!"
"Phoebe!"
"No! I'm so embarassed! You couldn't even turn off the tv before you went streaking around the house! You know what! I'll pick up Wyatt from baseball practice!"
"But!"
"Stay!" Phoebe slammed the bedroom door and thumped down the stairs.