Disclaimer: Of course I do not own any of the Shaman King characters or the Yu-Yu-Hakusho characters.
Hao' Poem of Destruction
As the light shines down in darkness, a figure can be seen in that only light. In his hands he hold a piece of paper which he looks at from time to time before looking at the camera with his usual smirk playing at his lips
Opening his mouth, the Shaman begins to speak in is oh' so calm voice:
I have seen your future
A future that will be crushed by my hand
And all of your worlds structure.
I will kill all you know and those you love..........
Our host is interrupted by another presence in the darkness that makes the only light expanded, showing us an old studio.
He speaks with an accent........his he British???? What purpose dose this boy have?????
"NO I am not BRITISH!!!! I am CHINESE; get that through your thick head!!! AND my name is REN, I prefer if you wouldn't call me BOY!!!!!"
DON'T YELL AT ME!!!! IM THE ANOUNCER!!!!!.........Plus.........I don't have a thick head XP
Our host speaks
"Excuse me for interrupting, but why are you here???? I doubt that you came to argue with the voice"
Ren: ...Hmph...........your poem Hao is too violent. This is PG rated, so keep to that rule.
Hao: Do not tell me what to do weakling.
Ren: WEAKLING!!!! I AM NOT A WEA..........
Hao...Anyway....
You will cease to exist
You will meet my wrath and my fist
Another figure has come into the light ...well................I actually thought he was dead.....................How did you survive, Horo Horo, from the last poem??
Horo Horo: T.T................I don't think you want to know......Is that a poem you are holding?????? (Looks at Hao)
Hao...Keep away from me and my poem!!!!!!!!!!
Horo Horo: POEEEEEEMMMMM!!!!!!!! (Chases Hao for the paper)
Ren:.........
Yoh comes in as well and stands next to Ren as they watch the two other Shamans fight for the poem.
Yoh:.....Yo......
Ren:....What do you want?
Yoh:.....My Ramen
Ren:...0.o......Then why are you here
Yoh:....I told you. I want my Ramen
Ren: Your Ramen is not here
Yoh:.....Yes it is......some one took it
Ren:....no it is not
Yoh: Yes it is
Ren I SAID IT IS NOT!!!!!
Sigh........another fight has occurred.........ouch....I am surprised Yoh's forehead isn't bleeding already, as many times Ren has pocked him with his hair.
In the background Hao's voice can be heard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO....No......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hao has come back.....0.0........AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (sees Hao with a bald head)
Hao: IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL THAT SNOW FREAK!!!!!!!! (Has yo-yo tears in eyes as he rubs his shiny bald head)
Yes........well.............um..........someone needs to finish the poem....
Horo Horo: AHA!!!!! I have the poemmmmm!!!!!! (Clears throat)
I am the only one who can be the true Shaman king.....
Ryu: oooo!!! Let me finish.....(grabs paper)
Yes......that is what all shaman think
But, there can only be one.
And this causes many foes for each shaman team.
Especially for my pal Yoh!
But I will be there for my friend and protect him when it is needed,
For I am RYU!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, Thank you!!!!! And goodnight!!!
(Everyone stops fighting and looks at Ryu with a sweetdrop)
Ryu:...What???
Ren:...I don't think you should ever do a poem ever again!
Ryu:......T.T
The End
( Well, here is another poem for all those who asked me to write more. Thank you very much for reading them!!!!!!!! o This is my first try so I'm still getting the hang of it!!!!)
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