Ok......I think I have a pretty good idea on this chapter......I think I'll sill have to make up how Cloud's going to break the news to Aeris. Jarad: For the love of god I hope she doesn't start sobbing violently. Lokum: Aeris is not a wuss....although after loosing a guy like Cloud I wouldn't be surprised =P You have a point....oh well we'll see ^_^;;;;; Jarad:And btw about the smut thing.......when a story has the rating NC17!!!!!!! It usually is going to have smut in it =\ So please...let's leave the smut decisions to the writer thanx ^_^;;;; don't be mean.

Chapter 5: Breaking the news (seme or uke?)

I stood in front of Aeris' house.....and that's it.....I couldn't even knock on the door......I was too....afraid of what her reaction might be...

I put my hand up to knock on the door....but I could put bring it to the door......*sigh* -Come on Cloud stop being such a fucking wiener- I was just about to knock when Aeris came to the door with some kind of bag in her hand.

"Cloud? Hey what's up?" She looked at me in confusion....maybe because my hand was still up in the air like I was about to knock on the door. "Is....something wrong Cloud?"

I put my hand down and took a deep breath. "No....nothing's wrong...." I lied my most amazing lie of all time.

"Well you wanna come in?" Aeris moved just enough for me to get through. I Just looked at her for a second, trying to decide on whether to go in or not. I finally gave a wordless reply by stepping inside. " I'll be right back, I need to take the trash out." She smiled at me before making her way out of the house to the curbside.

My heart was pacing a mile a minute....I had gone over with myself over and over about how I was going to explain this to her....-Just tell her Cloud.....don't be so stupid...just tell her.- Aeris came back in closing the door quite loudly behind her, making me jump. "Ok....now what do I owe the pleasure of your visit Cloud?"

"I.....I wanted to tell you.......before you left.........that........I...." -What's the matter with you?! Spill it dumb ass!- Aeris stared at me, more than willing to pay attention. "I......um...............................................I......."

"Cloud what's wrong? You act as if you've been cheating on me or something" DOH!

"No.....Not exactly......I.....um.....at the party...........with.....Cid...Vincent......and....Sephiroth.....I....drank some spiked punch I think and..........I.....woke up with um............."

"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU GOT DRUNK...........AND THEN YOU..............YOU SCREWED SOME BIMBO AT THAT PARTY?!?!?!?!" I sweatdropped. Aeris gets really scary when she's like this. I could see the vein popping out of her forehead.

"Well.....unless.......you mean.....a silver haired.....aqua eyed......MALE....bimbo............"

Aeris stood up and looked like she was about to hit me. "WHY YOU!!!!! HOW COULD-" Aeris suddenly stopped herself and looked at me with a kind of angry confused look on her face. I think she had finally figured it out. She pointed at me. "You...........................................and.......................Sep hiroth......." She made small gestures with her hands which would have made me laugh under different circumstances......but this time it just brought a blush to my cheeks. "Cloud? Why didn't you tell me at first?" She walked over to me and sat next to me on the couch. "How long?"

"Just.....since the party.....with Cid and Vincent...." Aeris looked at me and then she looked forward in thought.

"That explains why you two were acting so weird at lunch the other day." She then smiled a bit. "And that also explains why Cid and Vin were getting evil looks from you two."

"I'm sorry Aeris........" She leaned over to me and pecked me on the cheek.

"Why?.....It IS pretty hard to resist him." Aeris smiled at me. "I mean.....it was only a matter of time before he got ONE of you." She giggled a little. I looked at her, confused.

"What do you mean by that?" Aeris looked at me with an eyebrow raised.

"You mean you couldn't tell?" I looked at her and then looked around in a way that said 'um....NO! I don't even know what you're talking about!' . Her jaw dropped. "I can't believe you didn't know."

"KNOW WHAT?" I looked at her with a small half smile, frowning.

"Well, Cloud. Sephiroth was already 'that way'." She raised her eyebrow again.

"What?......what do you mean?" Then....it hit me..........He was already....gay.....before the party.....so......but what does that have to do with anything?

"He was already attracted to you...." So........was the bastard drunk or not?! This raised many questions and now I felt I had to go and break some news to Sephiroth......or his jaw. "Um......Cloud?" I came from my thoughts and back to reality where Aeris was looking at me with her hand covering her mouth. "Tell me.........Sephiroth..........is he........Seme or Uke?" I blushed hard. "I guess that answers my question!" Aeris giggled and I covered up my face trying to hide my expression. She leaned over and hugged me. She was still laughing a little as she started talking again. "I'm sorry Cloud, I couldn't resist. But....I'm happy for you. I mean.....Sephiroth's nice....he'll take care of you..... I'm sure."

I looked up at her and smiled a little. "Thanks Aeris." I put on an evil look. "Oh.....by the way.....Can you help us plot against Cid and Vincent?"Aeris smiled at me sweetly.

"It would be my pleasure." I went back to my normal smile. Aeris put her hand on my head and ruffled around my spiky hair. ".............uke......" She burst into laughter.

I just looked up at the ceiling........sighing..........

~~~ End of Chapter 5 ~~~

Geez......this one was pretty short........at least I think so....... Jarad: Oh......and btw.........this WAS before Sephi went nuts and starting killing everyone....why are the evil ones so very very sexy? =D Be that true Jarad.....be that true ^_^