OK......here's the just plain funny chapter......I'm not gonna tell you
what happens here.....you'll just have to read for yourself
Jarad: Thanx to everyone who's still baring with our bad typing skills and spelling errors =)
Lokum: Oh......and sorry about your sickness.(He can't spell it ^_^) I'm glad you're better and you're just in time for the surprise too....what timing you have ^-^ Jarad: I bet some of you had forgotten about Cid and Vin huh? =D
OHHHHH BOY!! ^_^ We're gonna love this.....oh.....and for the sake of proper story etiquette(thank god for spell check) this chapter is NOT going to be in first person. ^_^ It'll add more affect.....I don't wanna have Cloud telling this part of the story.....it'll seem weird. So lets get on with it shall we? ^_^
Chapter 8: Prank tha' pranksters
Aeris had invited Cid and Vincent to her house for dinner and sat patiently, waiting for them to arrive.
There was a slight knocking on the door. Aeris got up and answered it. It was about 9:00 pm, so it was pretty dark out. Aeris answered the door as she always does with Vin and Cid. "What took ya?" She smiled at them sweetly. "Now all we have to do is wait for Cloud and Sephiroth." Everyone went and took a set around the table, and awaited Cloud and Sephiroth's arrival. Suddenly there was a loud rapping at the door, making everyone jump out of they're skin. "Wow.....I'll get it." Aeris slowly opened the door and Cloud appeared in the doorway, bruised and bloody. Aeris' eyes widened at him, as he tried to say something.
"Sephiroth's.......................go---...." He then fell to the floor. Aeris helped him up with Cid's help and put him on the couch.
"What HAPPENED to you Cloud?" Cloud raised his hand toward the door with wide fearful eye, pointing, his hand shaking violently. He then passed out. Everyone looked over to the doorway and say a familiar figure standing there. "Oohhh.....it's just Sephiroth." Aeris sighed in relief. Sephiroth stepped slowly through the door, his presence eerie and scary in a way. "Do you know what happened to Cloud?"
"..............I don't......think you should be worrying about Cloud................" Aeris looked up at him with an eyebrow raised.
"What........?" Sephiroth grabbed Aeris' arm, pulling her up off of the couch. He then looked at her with an evil smirk.
"I think.............you should be worrying......about yourself......" Aeris looked at him with a fearful expression, trying to figure out why he had a demented smile spread across his face. Then right before Cid and Vincent's eyes, Aeris was slaughtered, her blood splattering everywhere. But who did it was not an expected party.
"CLOUD?!" Cid and Vin both uttered at once. Cloud turned to them with a look of death in his eyes, Aeris' life force on his face in specks. At the same time Sephiroth looked at them with the exact same look. They both looked like pure cold-blooded killers, as something started to rip through Cloud's tattered blood covered shirt. Then a black wing ripped through his clothing, as did Sephiroth's. It was as if they were connected some how. Their movements were simultaneous in every way. Sephiroth dropped Aeris to the ground with a resounding thud, as both of them proceeded toward Cid and Vincent. Sephiroth drew his sword as Cloud's was already drawn, after having killed Aeris with it.
"Ooooooohhhhhhh Ciiiiiddddddddd.....Vinccccennnnnttt......don't you want to have a little party like last week.........we assure you it will be to die for." Cloud smirked evilly. Cid was clenching onto Vincent in fear. Vincent grabbed a knife from the table and pointed it toward them.
"STAY AWAY FROM US YOU PHSYCOS!!!!!" Sephiroth and Cloud looked at each other smirking, then Sephiroth whipped his sword across, what seemed to be the space between them. Cid and Vincent looked at them. Half of the knife's blade fell off, having received a clean cut. Cid and Vincent looked at the knife, then at Sephiroth and Cloud. They then ran into the kitchen. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!"
"I don't know......all I know is that we need to get the hell out of here!" Cid turned around to the backdoor and fell to the floor when he saw Cloud was standing right there. "HOLY SHIT!" Cid yelped. Cloud pointed behind Vincent, making them both look behind them where Sephiroth was waving slowly and eerily. Cid and Vincent ran for their lives. Cloud and Sephiroth looked at each other smiling. It seemed that they were only just playing with them, before they finished the job.
Vincent opened the door to Aeris' room and closed it behind them. "Damn it.....what.....the.......fuck......." Cid and Vincent looked for a window that they could maybe climb out of, when suddenly, the lights flickered, and then went out. "...............shiiitttt.........................." Vincent meeped. He then saw something behind Cid. "Aeris?!" Aeris looked up at him, her face unreadable in the dark room. He went over and put his hand on her shoulder. "I'm so glad you're ok." Aeris smiled, but it wasn't her usual smile. This was similar to the smile that Cloud and Sephiroth were wearing. Vincent stepped back cautiously. Aeris then stepped into the light. Blood ran down her face profusely and she was foaming at the mouth. She raised a knife swiftly, giving them the death look. Cid and Vincent both freaked out royally and turned around, only to meet face to face with Sephiroth. They then tried to go another way, and were met by Cloud.
Cid and Vincent whimpered. "We are gonna die......" Cid said, gaining an evil laugh from Aeris.
"Say your prayers boys." They all said together as they closed the triangle around Cid and Vincent.
"Just one thing before we finish." Sephiroth said as the triangle was close enough for them to see his eyes in the dark. "We got you..." Sephiroth burst into laughter, followed by Cloud and Aeris, who fell on the floor.
"................um.............." Cid said, still shaking hard as ever. Cloud and Sephiroth were too busy laughing and couldn't even speak. So Aeris talked for them.
"We HAD to get you guys back."
"Back FOR WHAT?!" They both said at once, still holding each other.
"For the party.......the punch?" Cid and Vincent looked at her. She gave them a look then looked over to Cloud and Sephiroth who were still laughing.
"Ohhhhh...........OHHHHHH..............ewwwwwwwww" Cid said and looked at Vincent.
"????.............oh.........EH! ACK! YUCK! MENTAL PICTURE!" Vincent said hitting his head. "GET OUT GET OUT!" This caused Aeris to burst into laughter.
And they all laughed- I mean LIVED happily ever after....the end........................................of chapter 8 that is ^_^
Cid pouted. "You guys suck."
~~~ End of Chapter 8
~~~
Aeris: Sephiroth......you dropped me kind of hard there ^.^;;; *rubs her elbow*
Sephiroth: oh....I'm sorry ^-^ *gives her a Band-Aid* Jarad: That was hilarious. =D
Lokum: I loved the touch with the wings. Cloud/ Sephiroth: Thank you ^_^ Cid/ Vincent: *still trembling in fear* HAHAHAHAH...that would make the best scary sequence in a movie ^_^ Well that really wasn't much of a surprise now was it? OH well ^_^ We hope you enjoyed it anyway, but It's already 1:48 am and I gotta get up later so....PEEEEAAACCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jarad: Thanx to everyone who's still baring with our bad typing skills and spelling errors =)
Lokum: Oh......and sorry about your sickness.(He can't spell it ^_^) I'm glad you're better and you're just in time for the surprise too....what timing you have ^-^ Jarad: I bet some of you had forgotten about Cid and Vin huh? =D
OHHHHH BOY!! ^_^ We're gonna love this.....oh.....and for the sake of proper story etiquette(thank god for spell check) this chapter is NOT going to be in first person. ^_^ It'll add more affect.....I don't wanna have Cloud telling this part of the story.....it'll seem weird. So lets get on with it shall we? ^_^
Chapter 8: Prank tha' pranksters
Aeris had invited Cid and Vincent to her house for dinner and sat patiently, waiting for them to arrive.
There was a slight knocking on the door. Aeris got up and answered it. It was about 9:00 pm, so it was pretty dark out. Aeris answered the door as she always does with Vin and Cid. "What took ya?" She smiled at them sweetly. "Now all we have to do is wait for Cloud and Sephiroth." Everyone went and took a set around the table, and awaited Cloud and Sephiroth's arrival. Suddenly there was a loud rapping at the door, making everyone jump out of they're skin. "Wow.....I'll get it." Aeris slowly opened the door and Cloud appeared in the doorway, bruised and bloody. Aeris' eyes widened at him, as he tried to say something.
"Sephiroth's.......................go---...." He then fell to the floor. Aeris helped him up with Cid's help and put him on the couch.
"What HAPPENED to you Cloud?" Cloud raised his hand toward the door with wide fearful eye, pointing, his hand shaking violently. He then passed out. Everyone looked over to the doorway and say a familiar figure standing there. "Oohhh.....it's just Sephiroth." Aeris sighed in relief. Sephiroth stepped slowly through the door, his presence eerie and scary in a way. "Do you know what happened to Cloud?"
"..............I don't......think you should be worrying about Cloud................" Aeris looked up at him with an eyebrow raised.
"What........?" Sephiroth grabbed Aeris' arm, pulling her up off of the couch. He then looked at her with an evil smirk.
"I think.............you should be worrying......about yourself......" Aeris looked at him with a fearful expression, trying to figure out why he had a demented smile spread across his face. Then right before Cid and Vincent's eyes, Aeris was slaughtered, her blood splattering everywhere. But who did it was not an expected party.
"CLOUD?!" Cid and Vin both uttered at once. Cloud turned to them with a look of death in his eyes, Aeris' life force on his face in specks. At the same time Sephiroth looked at them with the exact same look. They both looked like pure cold-blooded killers, as something started to rip through Cloud's tattered blood covered shirt. Then a black wing ripped through his clothing, as did Sephiroth's. It was as if they were connected some how. Their movements were simultaneous in every way. Sephiroth dropped Aeris to the ground with a resounding thud, as both of them proceeded toward Cid and Vincent. Sephiroth drew his sword as Cloud's was already drawn, after having killed Aeris with it.
"Ooooooohhhhhhh Ciiiiiddddddddd.....Vinccccennnnnttt......don't you want to have a little party like last week.........we assure you it will be to die for." Cloud smirked evilly. Cid was clenching onto Vincent in fear. Vincent grabbed a knife from the table and pointed it toward them.
"STAY AWAY FROM US YOU PHSYCOS!!!!!" Sephiroth and Cloud looked at each other smirking, then Sephiroth whipped his sword across, what seemed to be the space between them. Cid and Vincent looked at them. Half of the knife's blade fell off, having received a clean cut. Cid and Vincent looked at the knife, then at Sephiroth and Cloud. They then ran into the kitchen. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!"
"I don't know......all I know is that we need to get the hell out of here!" Cid turned around to the backdoor and fell to the floor when he saw Cloud was standing right there. "HOLY SHIT!" Cid yelped. Cloud pointed behind Vincent, making them both look behind them where Sephiroth was waving slowly and eerily. Cid and Vincent ran for their lives. Cloud and Sephiroth looked at each other smiling. It seemed that they were only just playing with them, before they finished the job.
Vincent opened the door to Aeris' room and closed it behind them. "Damn it.....what.....the.......fuck......." Cid and Vincent looked for a window that they could maybe climb out of, when suddenly, the lights flickered, and then went out. "...............shiiitttt.........................." Vincent meeped. He then saw something behind Cid. "Aeris?!" Aeris looked up at him, her face unreadable in the dark room. He went over and put his hand on her shoulder. "I'm so glad you're ok." Aeris smiled, but it wasn't her usual smile. This was similar to the smile that Cloud and Sephiroth were wearing. Vincent stepped back cautiously. Aeris then stepped into the light. Blood ran down her face profusely and she was foaming at the mouth. She raised a knife swiftly, giving them the death look. Cid and Vincent both freaked out royally and turned around, only to meet face to face with Sephiroth. They then tried to go another way, and were met by Cloud.
Cid and Vincent whimpered. "We are gonna die......" Cid said, gaining an evil laugh from Aeris.
"Say your prayers boys." They all said together as they closed the triangle around Cid and Vincent.
"Just one thing before we finish." Sephiroth said as the triangle was close enough for them to see his eyes in the dark. "We got you..." Sephiroth burst into laughter, followed by Cloud and Aeris, who fell on the floor.
"................um.............." Cid said, still shaking hard as ever. Cloud and Sephiroth were too busy laughing and couldn't even speak. So Aeris talked for them.
"We HAD to get you guys back."
"Back FOR WHAT?!" They both said at once, still holding each other.
"For the party.......the punch?" Cid and Vincent looked at her. She gave them a look then looked over to Cloud and Sephiroth who were still laughing.
"Ohhhhh...........OHHHHHH..............ewwwwwwwww" Cid said and looked at Vincent.
"????.............oh.........EH! ACK! YUCK! MENTAL PICTURE!" Vincent said hitting his head. "GET OUT GET OUT!" This caused Aeris to burst into laughter.
And they all laughed- I mean LIVED happily ever after....the end........................................of chapter 8 that is ^_^
Cid pouted. "You guys suck."
~~~ End of Chapter 8
~~~
Aeris: Sephiroth......you dropped me kind of hard there ^.^;;; *rubs her elbow*
Sephiroth: oh....I'm sorry ^-^ *gives her a Band-Aid* Jarad: That was hilarious. =D
Lokum: I loved the touch with the wings. Cloud/ Sephiroth: Thank you ^_^ Cid/ Vincent: *still trembling in fear* HAHAHAHAH...that would make the best scary sequence in a movie ^_^ Well that really wasn't much of a surprise now was it? OH well ^_^ We hope you enjoyed it anyway, but It's already 1:48 am and I gotta get up later so....PEEEEAAACCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE