A/N MWHA HA HA! I am Brilliant aren't I? * Does happy dance. * "La
de da!" *Twirls around, faster and faster. falls on floor.* Oh shit.
*Spazes out. * But Like I said I have gotten some help. But I am
the almighty Alethea, the master of weirdness!
Back to Leath, Sarah, and Strider.
"The date?" Asked Aragorn.
"Yea, what is today? The month, the number of the day. the year?" Said Alethea
"You know what, just forget about it." Said Sarah as she shrugged.
"Are you sure you want to go onto this mission?" Aragorn asked pleadingly
Alethea stood up tall and proud. "Of course, when danger lurks in the dark shadows of middle earth, I'll slaughter them." Alethea pretended to swing her sword. "When demons attacks, I'll distroy them!" She jabbed a 'air sword' into a fake demon. "When danger shows up I'll be there to battle along side the brave." She stood up looking tall and mighty, in a cheesy way.
Sarah looked at Alethea and then whispered to Aragorn. "Uhm, same with me but with less cheesy poetic shit."
Alethea returned to her seat, and once again she received stairs as if she was insane. I'm not saying I am not insane, but you know.
"Shut up. it's not THAT cheesy." Alethea stuck her tongue out again
"Yes, it is." Sarah said dully
"OR SO YOU THINK!" Alethea scolded as a joke.
"OK Alethea, a little spaz-mastic aren't we?"
"Only as much as always." Alethea smiles
Aragorn side glanced at Alethea with a cock-eyed look, as did all the other people in the inn. Alethea sighed and spoke "Well La de da, let's all stair at this odd girl, and see if she will entertain me while I sit and get drunk!" Every one again adverted their eyes, except Sarah.
"Way to not get picked out of a crowd, dumb ass."
Alethea just scowled.
"Ladies, why do you fight when you are friends?" Aragorn asked
"Cause there is nothing else to do?" Sarah shruged.
"Well, yea. What do you do here?" Alethea asked.
"I thought you two knew everything about me. Are you saying you do not?" Aragorn said slyly
"Shut up it was a rhetorical question." Snapped Alethea
"I meant no offence, m'lady." Aragorn apologized
"And we do know everything about, though only the everything that is important." Sarah added
"And how do you know what is of importance?" Aragorn questioned
Sarah looked at Alethea, and they both knew what to do. "Cause we're MAGICAL!" The moved their arms around in a wave like simulation with spirit fingers.
Aragorn stared blankly at them. "I believe we have already came to that conclusion."
Alethea considered for a moment flipping off Aragorn, then realized it would be useless for the fact is he wouldn't know what it meant. Sarah looked at Aragorn. "You know, I never thought of you as a sarcastic guy. I saw you more as the cool guy acting as if he wasn't cool, but managing to still look cool."
"I shall take that as a complement, though from you two I am unsure what to think." Aragorn said
Amanda is not, where is Amanda?"
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Off in some forest.
"WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Amanda screamed. "Why can I not ride a figgirn horse!"
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MEGHAN HOBBITSIE!
"Hey, she is pretty cute." Merry said as Meghan listened through the door. "So really, why was she in your bed?"
"I don't know, but it's not what you are implying." Frodo said glaring at Merry while Pippin tried hard not to laugh.
Meghan opened the door and walked out, the clothes apparently to big for her.
"Hullo Meghan of Amyer house." Said Pippin as he tried to stop laughing to no prevail.
"Um. hi?" She replied as she ignored the 'Amyer house.'
"It was really nice for you to stop in and all but Frodo has some business to attend to." Gandolf said looking at every one besides Frodo. "So would you all kindly leave."
Merry and Pippen looked at each other and said to Frodo, "We will be at he inn having a drink or too if you need us."
"At this early hour in the morning! Never mind." Frodo stated looking at Gandolf.
Meghan saw out of the corner of her eye an envelope protruding from Frodo's pocket. He seam intent of having it next to him and unnoticed.
"Well, you're not gonna go alone! I'm coming with you!" Proclaimed Meghan.
At this Merry and Pippin shot sideways glances at Frodo as Gandalf pushed them out the door. Gandalf them stormed over to Sam.
"DID YOU TELL HER SAMWISE GAMGEE?" yelled Gandalf.
"No sir! Not a word!" pleaded Sam "I wouldn't dare to, honest!"
"Well, we can't leave her here she might tell someone." Sighed Frodo.
"You are right Frodo, Meghan of Amyer house will go with you on your quest." Admitted Gandalf.
(The best way to describe Meghan's face was: Uber-pissed Confused Lightened-up Happy-ful or just spasmodic, yet no one seemed to notice.)
"Well, I don't have any clothes to pack soOoOoOoOo I'm ready to go right now." Prompted Meghan
((A/N: Amanda: how about they say. 'Let's go!"
Alethea: how about no, they don't talk like that.
Amanda: * Get's idea. *)))
"Let us commence." Said Frodo all dramatically
Gandalf shoots a glare at Sam for a moment and then decides to nudge him out the door.
"No, there is no time for that, Sam." Gandalf declared )()()()()()()(outside)()()()()()()()( [( Amanda's doing]
The wind combed Frodo's ultra ((sounds like a dish detergent)) hot hair and Gandalf's far from hot beard.
"Where do we go from here?" asks Frodo
"You will make for the village of Bree. Meet me at the inn of the Prancing Pony. "
"But where are you going Gandalf?" inquired Frodo
"I have some business that I must attend to." Grumbled Gandalf as he mounted his steed.
Meghan thought to herself "Saramon of many colors. FRUIT!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
We come back to Erica Legolas and a very bruised Amanda.
Amanda ran with her arms stretched out in front of her chasing the racing horse. "Come back, Brownie! Come back you stupid piece of horse manure!" Then the horse started to pick up speed, "No, I didn't mean it like that!"
"You named it 'Brownie'?" Erica asked from her horse ( newly named Legolas)
"Shut up, at least mine was slightly more original!"
Legolas rode in front of the other horse and flipped off of his onto Brownie, and brought it to a halt. Then he slide of smoothly and lead it over to Amanda.
"I bet Aragorn could have done that." Amanda grumbled under her breath, while Erica just gawked at Legolas dreamily.
"Here is your horse Milady." Said Legolas "My name is Amanda, Milady is not my name, that's why people call me Amanda, and not Milady. Get it, got it? Good." Amanda said while trying to scramble onto the horse. Legolas stood speechless while Erica shot out her famous death glare. Then Amanda slid off the horse.
"Loser." Said Erica
"I know I am but what are you? . Damn it!" Amanda tried to rebuttal. ((Amanda: I know I am but what are you? Shit, that's what I said, that's not what I ment!
Alethea: Damn it my foot fell asleep.. WAKE UP! PAIN!))
Magically Legolas transported all three groups to Rivendell, because he is kick ass and he hasn't done much. Plus he has the cool moves in the movies, like that flippy thing he does in TTT! You know. You don't? Shut up you don't matter.. Be sides there was much rejoicing "Yey!" said everyone in the story except Elrond. "I'm not rejoicing." complained Elrond. "Oh shut up Agent Smith!" yelled Arwen. "Who said that?" said Elrond as he looks furiously about the room.that he's in..in his house.in Rivendel.in a book shelf.as he puts on a purple dress.yeah!
*Alethea looks at Amanda* Alethea: "You do know that by now they think we are crazy ass holes?" Amanda: "And then you begin to think, how crazy in an ass hole?" Alethea: "Holy shit your right!"
A/N: Sorry the three groups thing got boring but you know we made it work. cause we are genis . genius. SHUT UP!
A/N: Tra la la la la la la *Alethea sings* Ok enough with my singing, sorry for making you suffer. I paid a kid to snort salt today.. I know you wanted to know that, and so I told you.
*Amanda looks at Alethea cock-eyed * Not even I would do that.
Back to Leath, Sarah, and Strider.
"The date?" Asked Aragorn.
"Yea, what is today? The month, the number of the day. the year?" Said Alethea
"You know what, just forget about it." Said Sarah as she shrugged.
"Are you sure you want to go onto this mission?" Aragorn asked pleadingly
Alethea stood up tall and proud. "Of course, when danger lurks in the dark shadows of middle earth, I'll slaughter them." Alethea pretended to swing her sword. "When demons attacks, I'll distroy them!" She jabbed a 'air sword' into a fake demon. "When danger shows up I'll be there to battle along side the brave." She stood up looking tall and mighty, in a cheesy way.
Sarah looked at Alethea and then whispered to Aragorn. "Uhm, same with me but with less cheesy poetic shit."
Alethea returned to her seat, and once again she received stairs as if she was insane. I'm not saying I am not insane, but you know.
"Shut up. it's not THAT cheesy." Alethea stuck her tongue out again
"Yes, it is." Sarah said dully
"OR SO YOU THINK!" Alethea scolded as a joke.
"OK Alethea, a little spaz-mastic aren't we?"
"Only as much as always." Alethea smiles
Aragorn side glanced at Alethea with a cock-eyed look, as did all the other people in the inn. Alethea sighed and spoke "Well La de da, let's all stair at this odd girl, and see if she will entertain me while I sit and get drunk!" Every one again adverted their eyes, except Sarah.
"Way to not get picked out of a crowd, dumb ass."
Alethea just scowled.
"Ladies, why do you fight when you are friends?" Aragorn asked
"Cause there is nothing else to do?" Sarah shruged.
"Well, yea. What do you do here?" Alethea asked.
"I thought you two knew everything about me. Are you saying you do not?" Aragorn said slyly
"Shut up it was a rhetorical question." Snapped Alethea
"I meant no offence, m'lady." Aragorn apologized
"And we do know everything about, though only the everything that is important." Sarah added
"And how do you know what is of importance?" Aragorn questioned
Sarah looked at Alethea, and they both knew what to do. "Cause we're MAGICAL!" The moved their arms around in a wave like simulation with spirit fingers.
Aragorn stared blankly at them. "I believe we have already came to that conclusion."
Alethea considered for a moment flipping off Aragorn, then realized it would be useless for the fact is he wouldn't know what it meant. Sarah looked at Aragorn. "You know, I never thought of you as a sarcastic guy. I saw you more as the cool guy acting as if he wasn't cool, but managing to still look cool."
"I shall take that as a complement, though from you two I am unsure what to think." Aragorn said
Amanda is not, where is Amanda?"
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Off in some forest.
"WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Amanda screamed. "Why can I not ride a figgirn horse!"
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MEGHAN HOBBITSIE!
"Hey, she is pretty cute." Merry said as Meghan listened through the door. "So really, why was she in your bed?"
"I don't know, but it's not what you are implying." Frodo said glaring at Merry while Pippin tried hard not to laugh.
Meghan opened the door and walked out, the clothes apparently to big for her.
"Hullo Meghan of Amyer house." Said Pippin as he tried to stop laughing to no prevail.
"Um. hi?" She replied as she ignored the 'Amyer house.'
"It was really nice for you to stop in and all but Frodo has some business to attend to." Gandolf said looking at every one besides Frodo. "So would you all kindly leave."
Merry and Pippen looked at each other and said to Frodo, "We will be at he inn having a drink or too if you need us."
"At this early hour in the morning! Never mind." Frodo stated looking at Gandolf.
Meghan saw out of the corner of her eye an envelope protruding from Frodo's pocket. He seam intent of having it next to him and unnoticed.
"Well, you're not gonna go alone! I'm coming with you!" Proclaimed Meghan.
At this Merry and Pippin shot sideways glances at Frodo as Gandalf pushed them out the door. Gandalf them stormed over to Sam.
"DID YOU TELL HER SAMWISE GAMGEE?" yelled Gandalf.
"No sir! Not a word!" pleaded Sam "I wouldn't dare to, honest!"
"Well, we can't leave her here she might tell someone." Sighed Frodo.
"You are right Frodo, Meghan of Amyer house will go with you on your quest." Admitted Gandalf.
(The best way to describe Meghan's face was: Uber-pissed Confused Lightened-up Happy-ful or just spasmodic, yet no one seemed to notice.)
"Well, I don't have any clothes to pack soOoOoOoOo I'm ready to go right now." Prompted Meghan
((A/N: Amanda: how about they say. 'Let's go!"
Alethea: how about no, they don't talk like that.
Amanda: * Get's idea. *)))
"Let us commence." Said Frodo all dramatically
Gandalf shoots a glare at Sam for a moment and then decides to nudge him out the door.
"No, there is no time for that, Sam." Gandalf declared )()()()()()()(outside)()()()()()()()( [( Amanda's doing]
The wind combed Frodo's ultra ((sounds like a dish detergent)) hot hair and Gandalf's far from hot beard.
"Where do we go from here?" asks Frodo
"You will make for the village of Bree. Meet me at the inn of the Prancing Pony. "
"But where are you going Gandalf?" inquired Frodo
"I have some business that I must attend to." Grumbled Gandalf as he mounted his steed.
Meghan thought to herself "Saramon of many colors. FRUIT!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
We come back to Erica Legolas and a very bruised Amanda.
Amanda ran with her arms stretched out in front of her chasing the racing horse. "Come back, Brownie! Come back you stupid piece of horse manure!" Then the horse started to pick up speed, "No, I didn't mean it like that!"
"You named it 'Brownie'?" Erica asked from her horse ( newly named Legolas)
"Shut up, at least mine was slightly more original!"
Legolas rode in front of the other horse and flipped off of his onto Brownie, and brought it to a halt. Then he slide of smoothly and lead it over to Amanda.
"I bet Aragorn could have done that." Amanda grumbled under her breath, while Erica just gawked at Legolas dreamily.
"Here is your horse Milady." Said Legolas "My name is Amanda, Milady is not my name, that's why people call me Amanda, and not Milady. Get it, got it? Good." Amanda said while trying to scramble onto the horse. Legolas stood speechless while Erica shot out her famous death glare. Then Amanda slid off the horse.
"Loser." Said Erica
"I know I am but what are you? . Damn it!" Amanda tried to rebuttal. ((Amanda: I know I am but what are you? Shit, that's what I said, that's not what I ment!
Alethea: Damn it my foot fell asleep.. WAKE UP! PAIN!))
Magically Legolas transported all three groups to Rivendell, because he is kick ass and he hasn't done much. Plus he has the cool moves in the movies, like that flippy thing he does in TTT! You know. You don't? Shut up you don't matter.. Be sides there was much rejoicing "Yey!" said everyone in the story except Elrond. "I'm not rejoicing." complained Elrond. "Oh shut up Agent Smith!" yelled Arwen. "Who said that?" said Elrond as he looks furiously about the room.that he's in..in his house.in Rivendel.in a book shelf.as he puts on a purple dress.yeah!
*Alethea looks at Amanda* Alethea: "You do know that by now they think we are crazy ass holes?" Amanda: "And then you begin to think, how crazy in an ass hole?" Alethea: "Holy shit your right!"
A/N: Sorry the three groups thing got boring but you know we made it work. cause we are genis . genius. SHUT UP!
A/N: Tra la la la la la la *Alethea sings* Ok enough with my singing, sorry for making you suffer. I paid a kid to snort salt today.. I know you wanted to know that, and so I told you.
*Amanda looks at Alethea cock-eyed * Not even I would do that.