Here is the late Christmas present. I actually posted them on X-mas...but there were a few problems so I took em off. Now your present includes 3 chapters! Maybe more, lets see how much I feel like writing. Anyways, this idea was my brothers so I hope you all like this chapter.

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DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of it's characters. Thus is why it is called a FANFIC

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CHAPTER SEVEN: SMELLS LIKE LOVE

The next day Sora sat in the secret place for a long time. He wasn't sure what to give Riku now that Ansem had left. "I have to come up with good ideas all by myself...for a whole bunch of days!" Sora exclaimed as he kicked the cave wall. Suddenly a jar fell out of nowhere and hit Sora on the head. "That hurt," he grumbled as he picked it up. When he saw what was in the jar his eyes widened. "These will do just fine!"

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Riku woke up to an empty room. There wasn't a Leon against the wall, no Yuffie in his closet with Sephiroth, no Aerith cleaning, and no Cloud drooling over Aerith. "Where did those rats go?" Riku asked himself as he slid out of bed. Before his feet touched the ground, he felt two warm hands touching his feet. When he looked down he was wearing slippers. He began to walk towards the closet when something dashed by him and threw a robe on his back. He tired to ignore the strange events and went to open the closet door.

"SURPRISE!"

Riku fell on the floor in confusion and scrambled back to his bed and under his covers. "What are you people DOING in there?" he cried as he stared at them through a hole in his sheet.

Yuffie bounced out and pulled off his covers. "Don't hide from us!" she giggled.

"It was you who hid from me!" Riku barked.

"Now Riku. We just wanted to do something nice for you. Can't you accept it?" Leon asked as he climbed over Sephiroth who was clinging to Cloud who was drooling over Aerith. Once he got out of the closet he slammed the door behind him.

"Leon! Save me!" Cloud pleaded, almost crying.

"Oh I love you Cloud!" Sephiroth laughed happily. You could hear the two fighting in the closet with Aerith, who really felt like cleaning it out.

Riku glared at Yuffie as she shoved a cup of tea in his face. "Drink drink!" she sung as she began to force it to his mouth.

"No!" Riku shouted. As soon as he opened his mouth he got a bunch of tea in his face.

"Now Riku! Be a good little boy and drink up!"

"I'm not little! I'm just a year younger than you!"

"Then I'll call you little. Drink it dangit!" Leon ordered as he marched over to the two and began forcing Riku's mouth open.

"I hate you!" Riku screamed, almost choking on the liquid.

"Well, you should have worked with us," Yuffie argued. "Leon, you're next."

"What?" Leon screamed and began to back away. "Why? It's his Christmas present!"

"And we all need to be strong now don't we?"

"Yuffie!"

"Gotcha!" Yuffie shouted as she jumped Leon. The two began wrestling on the floor and then suddenly rolled under the bed. Riku watched them disappear and then wiped the tea from his face with his sheet.

"I think I'll leave now!" he announced as he left through the window.

Riku wasn't even half way down the street when he heard his name being called. "Hey Sora wait up!" Cloud called as he chased after him.

"What do you want?" Riku asked coldly.

"Listen, we've all got a present for you. Won't you come back and accept it?"

Riku thought for a moment. It he said yes, then he might never see Sora. If he said no, then he would be attacked when he returned home. "Fine. make it quick though," he mumbled. He followed Cloud back to the house and into his room. "What's this gift?" he asked with a smile.

Sephiroth jumped out of the closet with Yuffie and covered Riku's eyes. "You can't see what we are doing. Trust us!" Yuffie giggled. Riku felt uneasy about it all, but decided to go along with it. Suddenly he felt something grab hold of his arm. Despite the urge to push them away and pull it off, he held still and hoped for the best. When the two presents let go off his eyes he was amazed at what he saw. Standing in front of him was a strange looking robot, and on his arm the controller. The robot resembled a dragon, and had long wings that shimmered in the light. It was mostly blue and white with a bit of red on it's chest. It's tail was long and slim and at the tip had a huge star.

"What is it?" Riku asked in awe.

Yuffie grinned at him and patted the robot on the head. "It's a Drago 45363 Red Horse 5425257 Flight Machine. Sephy and Cloud built it!" she answered.

"All by ourselves!" Sephy added proudly.

"I cleaned it!" Aerith screamed as she darted across the room to make Riku's bed.

"Why don't you try it out?" Cloud asked as he picked the teen up and placed him on the robots back.

"I think I will!" Riku replied and the flipped a green switch. The dragon began floating and before he near it he was outside in the sky.

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Sora was running around the island waiting for Riku when a giant shadow passed over him. When he looked up he found a metal dragon and his friend Riku. "Hey!" he shouted to the boy and object.

Riku looked down and smiled at Sora. He pushed a few buttons on the controller and then landed smoothly in the dirt beside Sora. "Hi!" he greeted as he jumped off the dragons back.

Sora walked over to the dragon and began to pet it. "Aren't you a good boy?" he said to the robot and began rubbing his cheek against it's face.

"It's not real," Riku told his friend as he made a face.

"Oh. I've got your present!" Sora laughed as he spun around to Riku. "You want them?"

"Sure."

"Good. Walk over to the water."

Riku did as he was told and stood in the shallow water. "Now what?' he asked.

"Jump up and down."

Riku began to jump around when he felt a hand grab his shoe he let out a shriek. "Holy crap!" he screamed as he began running towards his metal dragon. Zombies began popping out of the ground and mumbling Riku's name. Eight of them to be exact, eight smelly, rotting, zombies. Riku grabbed Sora by the shirt and the two jumped onto the robot. Just as the zombies reached them, the robot flew up in the air and hover over the ground. High enough the zombies couldn't reach them, but low enough they weren't ready to fly.

"Aren't they awesome?" Sora asked as he waved at the deadly gifts.

"If they're in Resident Evil!" Riku shouted. "Lets find a way to get rid of them. We've got forever, they can't reach us." As soon as Riku finished the sentence the zombies began sprouting wings and starting to fly. "Oh my goddess!" Riku began pounding on the controller and then suddenly the robot dragon took off at full speed. Once they were a few miles away from the island, they realized the were somewhere in the middle of the ocean. "Looks like we're safe," Riku laughed.

"I don't think so," Sora laughed back. Riku noticed a black spot flying behind them. It was getting bigger...and bigger.....and bigger....until the zombies came into view. Riku pushed the go button, but to his luck the robot had run out of gas. Instead of flying it dropped into the sea, the good thing was it floated. The zombies saw the two boys weren't flying anymore and all dropped into the sea as well. Just as they were about to board the dragon someone knocked them off into the water again.

"Hiya boys! Need help?" Cloud asked. He readied his sword and began slashing at the zombies. Sephiroth landed beside Riku and stared at him for a moment.

"It a zombie in disguise!" Sephiroth screamed as he picked up Riku and threw him into the water with the zombies. Within seconds Riku was covered in the smelly presents, but to his surprise they weren't trying to eat him. No, it was worse. They were kissing him!

"Stop that!" he shouted and began to struggle. The zombies all grabbed his arms and continued giving him their love.

Cloud put his sword away and began to laugh with Sora. "Hey Riku! Looks like they're all girls!" Sora giggled.

"Oh my goodness! Riku you must tell me your secrets! How are you so popular with the ladies?" Sephiroth asked, he was serious.

"The DEAD gorgeous ladies!" Cloud laughed and fell into the water, he was laughing so hard.

"SORA!" Riku screamed.

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Ansem continued sitting on the rock near the strange tower. This time he was holding a bunch of cards and performing magic tricks for Riku's heartless. "Hahah! Wasn't that a great trick?" he asked as he made all the cards disappear. The heartless glared and him and then grabbed the cards from him. It pulled out the 2 of hearts and then proceeded to tearing the hearts from the card. "That's not going to work," Ansem told it. The heartless ignored him and then pulled 2 shining hearts, that immediately disappeared, from the card. "Oh, so it does," Ansem replied in wonder.

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Riku sat on his bed drying his hair and glaring at Sephiroth. "Traitor," he mumbled to himself. He looked out the window and stared at the moon. "On the eighth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me," he sang. "Eight rotting zombies, seven jumbo hot-dogs, six magic Keyblades, five stolen hearts, four hours wasted, three crazy body guards, two fallen angels, and a heartless in a pear tree."

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Did you enjoy? I sure hope so! BTW, I've gotten all the ideas for 9 and 10. Thanks for your help, but I could only take two. On to the next chapter of your present! Don't forget to R&R!!!