Alright, another chapter! Enjoy!
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DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of it's characters. Thus is why it is called a FANFIC
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CHAPTER TEN: TROUPE OF DISASTER
Ansem arrived at the secret place earlier than he'd expected and was surprised to find Sora waiting for him. The cave looked the same as it had when he left, no scratches on the wall from monsters Sora could have released, no demons sitting around, nothing to ruin his plans. Sora was sitting in the corner with a piece of paper and pencil trying to draw the cloud formation he'd forgotten to draw. He didn't think Riku was even doing it, but it didn't matter. He wanted to finish and have something interesting to talk about. When he'd been walking around the island that morning, he saw the clouds were huge and it looked like they contained a thunderstorm. That was something Destiny Island didn't need.
"Sora, what are you doing here?" Ansem asked as he set a paper star on the ground beside Sora.
Sora looked up from his picture and smiled. "Oh, hi Ansem. I was waiting for you! I just barely made it without your advice. But I think I did good!" Sora answered.
"I hope so. Here is the present for today. I'm sure Riku will love them."
"Oh yeah! They'll go great with his moogles and zombies."
"...Moogles?...Zombies?"
"Yeah! I thought he needed some fun!"
"......Poor Riku...."
"Did you say something?"
"It was nothing important. Take those to Riku now!"
"Okay!" Sora laughed as he shot up from his set on the floor and grabbed the paper star. "See you later!"
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Riku had just woken up when Sora came knocking on his door. Why has he been coming to my house to give me gifts? He watched the door as Aerith opened it and Sora bounced in. "Hiya Riku!" he giggled, while swinging his arms back and forth.
"Hey Sora," Riku answered.
"Tomorrow is Christmas day!" Sora laughed.
"I'm well aware of that."
"Okay. Then here is your present today."
"Gee, you don't waste any time in giving me presents," Riku snickered as he took the paper star from Sora. "There's only one."
"Nope."
Riku watched the star begin to glow and then eleven ninjas jumped in the room through his window.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" they all laughed.
"They...are...ninjas," Riku mumbled to himself as handed the paper star to Aerith. Before Aerith could grab it, Sephiroth rolled out from under the bed and snatched it out of Riku's hands.
"A star!" Sephiroth screamed and then began eating it. Riku sighed and closed his eyes.
"Dude, that's paper!" Leon screamed as he ran over to Sephiroth and tried to pull the paper out of the angels mouth.
"Let him choke and die!" Cloud ordered. Leon stopped attacking Sephiroth and turned to Cloud.
"You want to fight?" he asked.
"If you want to lose!" Cloud replied and then the two began their usual sword fighting and name calling. "Jerk!"
"Stupid!"
"Loser!"
"Player!"
"Moron!"
"Butt head!"
"Freak!"
"Wig head!"
"What! These spikes took forever to put up and are real!"
"Plastic wig!"
"Half Japanese!"
"Proud of it!"
"Stupid stupid stupid stupid SEED student!"
"I graduated have you know! You stupid AVALANCHE member!" Leon roared before whacking one of Cloud's spikes. "Oh my goddess! It's attached!"
"Of course it is silly!" Yuffie laughed as she readied her weapon. "Now, you boys stop our you'll both lose something important."
"Not my hair!" The two men screamed and then sat down quietly.
"That's good. You guys play nice," she said before returning to the closet.
Riku opened his eyes and looked up at Sora. "So, you wanna tell me what I can do with these new presents?"
"Sure! Lets go down to Destiny Island!" Sora suggested.
"Good idea!"
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When the two reached Destiny Island Riku was about to kill the ninjas. They wouldn't stop laughing and it was annoying. Sora led the group to the beach where he sat down in the sand. "Here Riku. Sit down." Sora told his silver haired friend. Riku reluctantly sat down beside Sora and waited for instruction. "You can tell them to get you things and they'll do it."
Riku looked at all the ninjas. They were jumping around, slapping each other, throwing things and laughing. "I don't think they can do much of anything. Why don't we battle them?"
Sora stared at Riku. "Stop being scary," he ordered. Riku sighed and fell back onto the sand.
"Hey ninja creeps. Go get me a drink."
"Hehehe," the ninjas laughed. They all looked at Riku and pulled out their long silver swords. "BWHAHAHAH!" they laughed as they all charged at Riku.
"Hey!" Riku screamed as he jumped up and began running from them. "Make them stop!"
Suddenly Sephiroth appeared before Riku and shielded him from the ninja's. "Riku, let me show you my true power!"
Riku stared at Sephiroth in disbelief. "Real power?" he asked. "Wait, why did you come?"
"To help you."
"Oh yeah! You're presents are really cool aren't they Riku?" Sora asked Riku happily. He was still in the same spot he'd been before.
"Just great," Riku answered.
Sephiroth pulled out his sword and pointed it at the ninja's. "Double slash!" he shouted and began chopping at the ninja's. The ninja's were to fast and easy dodged all of his hits. This of course, made Sephiroth very mad. "I have six heath bars! Just because I can't hit you don't mean you can beat me!"
"HARHARHAR!" the ninja's laughed.
"Very well...I will use my strongest attack ever!" Sephiroth laughed. He put his sword away and then approached the ninja's. He carefully slid his hand into his cloak pocket and pulled out a bra! "Take that evil monster demons!" he laughed as he threw the bra in the crowd of them. All the ninja's went to grab it and that's when he whacked each one on the head and make them go pop!
"Where did you get that?" Riku asked Sephiroth as he ran over to the place where the ninja's had been and picked up the red lacy bra.
"I was gonna use it to kill Aerith, but you're more important!" Sephiroth exclaimed happily.
"Ugh...." Riku groaned and threw the bra into the ocean. "This is so messed up." He turned to Sora who had fallen asleep. "On the eleventh day of Christmas my best friend gave to me," he began to sing." Eleven laughing ninja's, ten dancing moogles, nine red roses, eight rotting zombies, seven jumbo hot-dogs, six magic Keyblades, five stolen hearts, four hours wasted, three crazy body guards, two fallen angels, and a heartless in a pear tree."
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Well, that chapter wasn't the greatest...Sorry about that. Anyways, the next chapter you get to find out what present it was Ansem was waiting for! Wow, interesting! Please R&R!!!!