Memo
To Whom It May Concern:
I was recently informed that Blaise Zabini is a guy. I would simply like to inform my informant and anybody else who has noticed this that this is fanfiction. It's about changing the story and answering the little voice in the back of your head that's always asking "What if?" What if Blaise Zabini was a girl? What if Blaise isn't a boy name in the first place? What if hardly anybody realized that it was supposed to be a boy name? What if?
What if I ended this memo right now to give the rest of you some peace and quiet until I write up the next chapter?
-Turtle,
Queen of Freeks
Supreme Ruler of Happy Frogs
Assistant Burner of Cookies
She of Psychotically Bright Colors
P.S.: Any help with coming up for the name of the club in this story would be greatly appreciated. My email address should be on my profile. Anybody who helps will be listed in the next chapter for being such NICE and CARING and COMPASSIONATE people.