The Bachelor Party

The wedding was less than a week away. Monica never traveled anywhere without the wedding book. She would drag it everywhere.

"Honey, I know you want this wedding to be perfect but can you put that book away long enough so we can have sex. You'll never get pregnant this way."Chandler said as he kissed Monica's shoulder. She pulled away.

"I have a job Chandler, and that job is to make sure that this wedding goes off without a hitch. I owe that to my best friend and to my brother." Monica said with a salute.

"What about your husband?" whined Chandler. "How will I be able to go to this wedding after I have a nervous breakdown.?"

"I just have a little bit more to do, then I promise I'll go to sleep. OK?" pleaded Monica.

"Yeah I bet Ross is getting some tonight." Chandler grumbled as he rolled over in the bed to try to sleep.

Meanwhile, in another bedroom, Rachel sat excitedly talking on her cell phone."And then the florist said yellow and I said no white lilies , then he started to give me a problem and I said. . ."

"Honey I have an eight o'clock lecture to give. Could you please wrap it up so we can go to sleep." Ross begged.

Rachel reached over and started to rub his shoulders. "Ross, sweetie, you want a beautiful wedding don't you? Then let me finish this call." Rachel continued her phone call, "Yeah and then the caterer wanted to make the cake cream filled and I said no..fruit filled."

"God is this my punishment for four weddings? Rachel hang up that phone and go to bed." Ross whined.

The next night Joey and his family arrived. Michael, Joey , and Chandler started to conspire. It was getting late and they still needed to get a stripper for a bachelor party. Originally, with the memory of his last one still fresh in his mind , Ross said no. But Joey wanting to show his nephew Michael a good time and his ever popular penchant to see hot naked girls, decided that the time honored tradition should be honored. Chandler also felt this was a good thing as well.

With Michael's help, the guys found a stripper service and made the request that she had not committed any larceny.

"Well guys, it sounds like she will be here at eight and she will dressed as a college sorority girl. I added that for Ross."said Michael with a gleeful look in his eye.

"Yeah you know it must be hell for Ross to have to look at them everyday in class and not be able to sleep with them." moaned Joey.

"Joey we can't all be like you." said Chandler as he put his arm around Joey."This is going to be great pal, we are going to give him a send off he won't forget. I have missed you, man." he said as he leaned him over and gave him a noogie.

At that point, Ross came in the door, he had a piece of paper in his hand, "Okay guys, we have the final fittings on the tuxes tomorrow and then they should be picked up early Friday. "he announced.

"Oh little Rossy is whipped again." snickered Chandler.

"Yeah, oh by the way your wife said to remind you that she wants you to stop and pick up an extra pair of panty hose just in case for her. Ross said smugly.

"See Michael, this is what women will do to you, and that's why we just go from one to other as carefree bachelors and Tribbiani love machines."bragged Joe

Ross and Chandler just stood there and turned their heads, giving Joey a scary glaring look.

Finally came the night of the bachelor party. Chandler told Ross it would be just a quiet night of poker and beer. He had him invite some of his collegues from work , but the event took a casual tone. The air was filled with cigar smoke and tomato sauce as the men enjoyed a game of poker away from their women. Chandler kept looking at the time, wondering when Ross's surprise would get there. At eight o' clock, there was a knock at the door. Joey snickered and gave Michael the lame cool guy handsahke. "Ross, I think this is for you." Chandler said with seriousness in his voice. Ross walked to the door as best he as he could with four beers in him.

"Yes?" he said as he giggled. There was a girl at the door in a sorority t shirt and a short skirt. "Dr. Geller, I really need your help . I have to get an A or my daddy will kill me. I would do anything for that." she purred. Something about this girl looked familiar. Ross thought. She was a little older but that must have been part of the stripper's act. The girl looked up with surprise and squealed, "Dinosaur guy." Now he knew who it was , "Chloe?" he exclaimed.

Someone else came to the door, "Alright guys , I know it is guys night but…Rachel froze at the door. She couldn't believe it. It was only the girl that wrecked their relationship and once again she ran from the room in tears."

Ross pushed Chloe to the side and ran after her……."Rach, wait."

TO BE CONTINUED