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"You guys," said Phoebe as the gang was sitting at Monica and Chandler's . I have to have something to play at your wedding.
Rachel looked at Ross and gave him a look, "Uhm you know Phoebs just being in our wedding is more than enough."he said.
"No No No, I never wrote you guys a song." she wailed.
Rachel popped up and said, "Yes you did, Two of them Kissed Last Night. That's what made Ross dump Julie."
Ross looked over at Chandler, "And make me make that dumb list."
"No I have to write a song, if it wasn't for me, you guys might not be together."cried Phoebe.
Phoebe picked up her guitar and started to sing
She left a man on their wedding day
His wife left him because she was gay.
Ross had a painful look on his face ,"Phoebe I think that's enough." he said as he motioned for her to stop. He got up to take the guitar away from her and she screamed, "Touch my guitar Geller and I'll pound on you."
"Well we should have some sort of music, " Ross said.
"Wait a minute no keyboard and no bagpipes, is that understood.?" scorned Monica.
Rachel went over and hugged Monica, "I love you."
Ross gave her a dirty look as Rachel returned to the couch.
Rachel had an idea, "Phoebe if you are going to play a song, why don't you just learn a song and then play it Make it one of our songs like "With or Without You" or "The Way You Look Tonight." something like that." she suggested.
"I will write you a song Miss Rachel Green Geller whatever the hell." Phoebe said as she stomped away from the group. With that she went out the door.
Phoebe went to Central Perk to think. This song had to be perfect because her two best friends were getting married. Two people who belonged together. She picked up her guitar and then started to write.
This would be the greatest song and it would come from her heart.
She went over to Ross and Rachel's apartment and knocked on the door. Rachel came to the door with a sheet wrapped around her and her eyes half closed. "Phoebs this is really a bad time, what do you want?" said Rachel.
"I have done it, it's perfect."she excitedly said.
Ross joined Rachel at the door as he pulled on a pair of lounge pants, "I hope you realize how late it is and that I have a class at eight in the morning." he moaned. "I hope this is important."
"I finished the song, " she exclaimed.
They both turned away and started to close the door."Oh okay, night Phoebs."
She blocked the doorway as they started to close it, "Hold it right there, dinosaur boy. I know what a perfectionist missy is ,so I wanted to play it for you before the wedding, you know get your approval."
Anxious to return to their bed, Ross patted Phoebe on the shoulder and said, "Phoebe whatever it sounds like, I'm sure we'll love it. Good night."
Rachel turned to her boyfriend and said, "Honey maybe we should hear it, you know if its appropriate." she gave him a look.
"Rachel it's four in the morning, I have to get up in an hour." he complained.
"So you'll sleep in class like your students," Rachel said. "Okay you're on."
Phoebe picked up her guitar..
There once was a girl who lived in the city
Liked to go shopping cause she was pretty
Then she met this dinosaur guy
And they went out on a date
Next day she woke up in his bed
All kinda thoughts going through their heads
They were both in love
So one day the girl turned and sighed
I wanna marry you dinosaur guy
Then they had a kid
Phoebe turned to the couple,"See no mention of lesbians, saying the wrong name, getting stupid in Vegas, drunk and knocked up. It is a sweet song about a girl who likes to shop and a guy who likes dinosaurs and how they fell in love."
Rachel smiled, "Alright you can play it at the reception, now we can go to sleep.?"
Phoebe was excited, "Oh yay, yes , go." She started out the door until they heard an alarm go off from the bedroom."
Ross turned to Rachel and said, "Well time to get up." then he shut the door. "Thank you Phoebe,"
He complained.
Rachel yawned and slowly walked back to the bedroom,"Hey where are you going?" Ross asked.
"You have to get up, not me, I don't have to be at work until 10." she smiled.
"What about breakfast?" he said.
"Ross, that 's what McDonalds is for. Good night." she said as she closed their bedroom door.