Bachelorette Party Chaos

Gina opened the door. "Since this is the last night of freedom, we girls got you a little something. He's hot and he's Italian..and no it's not my brother come in Mr. Caveman…the stripper shyly came in, "Rachel bella!" he exclaimed.

Oh my God that's Paolo!" screamed Monica. "He still looks good after ten years." she said admiringly.

"Oooh let the pee pees fly!" Phoebe chanted . Monica took her to the side and said, "Phoebe that's Paolo, the Paolo that grabbed your ass. And cheated on our friend Rachel."

"I am not one to hold grudges, besides the last guy that cheated on Rachel she is marrying him, so I say forgive and forget." Phoebe yelled as she began to dance with Paolo.

Rachel went over to Monica, "We have got to get him out of here. Do you realize what will happen when Ross sees him We'll see a whole new shade of red ross."

Gina danced over with a beer in her hand, "Hey what's the trouble, I get some of my best new york connections to get me him. I fork out the money and you don't enjoy him. Get it,? caveman, you know since he likes dinosaurs." she giggled as she guzzled her beer.

Monica told Gina,"Gina we have got to get him out of here that is Rachel's ex. We all didn't care for him, but one person in particular hated him and we don't want to go back in time. I think we have had enough flashbacks this week."

Rachel looked at Monica,"Yeah with the luck we are having with ex's Emily will be in the first row and he'll say the wrong name again."

Monica smiled, "But for the time being let's just enjoy him." Paolo started wriggling around to It's Raining Men…

Phoebe screamed, "Isn't that Chandler's theme song?" Everyone laughed. They were drinking and having a good time. All of the girls rubbed their bodies against the caveman stripper. Rachel was particularly having a good time until she heard a familiar voice scream, " Rachel what the hell are you doing?"

Gina walked over to the guys who were at the door with their mouths open. "Hey what's your problem?" she said as she drank some more tequila.

"Are you doing this to hurt me? Dancing with the weenie from Tourini? Just because of my party?" Ross yelled.

"Gina had no idea it was Paolo," Monica said as she drank from her cup and rubbed against Paolo.

"Do you not see me standing here?" complained Chandler.

"Oh Chandler sorry, Oh Chandler," Monica said as she immediately pushed herself away from Paolo.

"That's right , Chandler , your husband, I come home to get something and I find this place looking like Thursday night at my father's." he yelled.

Paolo walked over to Ross in his costume, "Ah Rosss, si bella Raquel ,"

Ross quickly walked over to Rachel and possessively grabbed her, "Si Raquel, mine!" He pointed to the stone on her finger. "Mine!"

"For God sakes Ross, you're not ten and he didn't steal your dinosaur." Rachel drunkenly giggled.

"Honey I said I was sorry, now if you did this to get even, I guess I can except that. But if this was your idea to do a bump and grind with mozarella breath over here." Ross continued

"I didn't know okay," Rachel said with a pout.

"Okay, now let's go home , Emma 's in the car." Ross led Rachel out the door with a firm grim on her shoulder. "Good night Paolo." he snidely said.

"Did he touch you?" Ross asked. "Oh give it a rest, " Rachel yelled as they drove away.

Gina went over to Phoebe and said, "Now that this party's over why don't we single girls go and put on some slut outfits, drink a few shots and go over to the Brooklyn Navy Yard. I hear it's fleet week."

"Yay men!!!" cried Phoebe. "I want a hot man tonight!"

"Mother do you really have to talk like that ?' asked Michael.

"I'm young, I'm hot and besides that 's how I got you." slurred Gina.

Chandler walked over to the drunken Monica, he had his hands on his hips, "What were you doing?" he sternly asked.

Monica giggled, "Your little harrrmonika was having a little fun."

"Come on Mon, "It's beddy bye time. Wave bye bye to the incredibly hot man." he smacked his head. "Please don't let me become my father." He guided Monica up the stairs and tucked her in bed.

He went out in the hall and shook his head, this was going to be a fun next few days.