Allesanandros couldn't have looked lovelier. Unfortunately the staff were all cowering in the kitchen. The head chef had come in and gave them all a lecture about how this had to be perfect. One student chef was actually crying.
Lillies were on all the tables. Everyone had complimented Monica on her wonderful dinner. All of the bad divorce and lesbian jokes had been told. It was to be a relaxing evening before the main event or so they thought.
"Oh my God, I was eating next door and when I saw the name. I said Oh my God!" Janice forced her way into the private dining room. She brought her son with her.
"Janice, hi, never expected to see you here." said Ross.
"I had to come and say congratulations, not often I get to say it to an ex." she smiled.
"We went out once and then you dumped me." Ross said confused.
"I know I got you at a bad time, maybe if things would have worked out."Janice started to say "Chandler Bing!' she screamed as she spotted Chandler.
"Hi Janice, " he said through his teeth.
"Well my invitation must have got lost, so what time is the ceremony tomorrow,?I want to sing for you guys." Janice said.
Monica thought fast,"Janice don't you remember when we bought our house, how I said if you moved in next door, Chandler might leave me. I really don't think you should come to the wedding. Think what it might do to Chandler." she explained.
Rachel pulled her over too, "Janice remember when you and Ross dated? Well what if he never got over those feelings and I lose him on my wedding day." she pretended to cry.
"Oh I never thought of that and I would hate for little Emily to be deprived of a mommy and daddy." said Janice.
"Her name is Emma, not Emily..don't even say that name in fun." screamed Rachel as Ross held her back.
"Well it looks like you've got a case of the wedding day jitters so I'll go now..buh bye. Oh and Joey, our time will come." Janice said as she threw a kiss.
Joey's eyes bulged out . He ran into the bathroom and hid for a while.
He came out just in time for the toast. Chandler banged on his glass for silence..
"Hello it is me in my most famous role, Ross Geller's best man. That's right I 've done this three times now. Ross says this is his last one, and I am hoping that because I can only make this speech so many times.But seriously, hey bud you and me never thought we would be brothers actually. My only wish is that you two stop screwing around and get it right this time. Be happy cause this is what you deserve and my only wish is that you be as happy as Monica and I have been" he lifted his glass. "To Ross and Rachel…a long and happy marriage..with no more breaks cause we can't take it."
"Now it is time for a few words from the matron of honor, my better half, Monica." Chandler said as Monica stood up.
"What can I say about these two that hasn't already been said. On one hand I am happy for my best friend because she has found the love of her life and on the other hand, I have seen my brother go through girl after girl ..wife after wife…see honey you're not the only funny one. But really brother, you have been in love with this girl since the ninth grade and now you will finally get the happiness you deserve…to my best friend Rachel and to my brother Ross…may your love grow.."Monica said with tears in her eyes.
Phoebe stood up after the applause died down
"And it is me, Phoebe Buffay, matchmaker extraordinaire, that's right these two would have never made it without me. I told him to go after her numerous times and then he would always do something to screw it up. So I would just like to say, you two are lobsters and now as you walk with your claws together, be happy and don't make me have to come and play yente again."
The party continued with people talking and friends hugging. The dee jay put on a familiar tune…boys are nothing but trouble
Monica jumped up, "Oh my God , it's the same song we danced to at Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin Eve. We must do the routine."she shrieked.
Chandler stood up, "Please don't." he begged.
Rachel grabbed her fiance, "If you love me, you will not do this ." she said as Ross and Monica started toward the dance floor.
Rachel went over to Chandler and put her hand on his shoulder, "God help us , we love the Geller geeks. Both of us." she smiled.
Monica and Ross danced to this crazy song and made these wild moves. Leap frogging and jumping and ending with Ross catching Monica. Everyone thought it was just a joke so they applauded and laughed.
"They love us. " Monica said out of breath.
"They are applauding because it is over." said Chandler.
"What did you think honey?" Ross asked Rachel.
"Don't ever do that again." said Rachel.
They noticed one other thing. Joey and Phoebe seemed to be missing.
Phoebe was walking with Joey outside, "So tell me, Pheebs, how are you doing these days?" He didn't want it to sound like his famous pick up line.
"Alright I guess, Mike and I just weren't right for each other. I talked to David , but I guess he found someone else. Some physics chick." said Phoebe.
"Well I have got a idea. Why don't we hook up?" asked Joey. "Can't be too bad, we got two sets of friends in there who did it. What do you say Pheebs.?' he said as he moved closer to her.
"I say let's go for it, Big Daddy." she smiled.
He got on top of her face," How you doin?" he said as he moved his lips on to hers. Phoebe let her lips go as Joey's mouth enveloped hers.
His tongue slid its way into her mouth. He grabbed her shoulders and she grabbed his ass. He started to grab his tie and rip it off. One touch and her shirt came open.
"Still got it." Joey smiled.
"Let's blow this pop stand and go back to my place." Phoebe said as they got into a cab.
She was ready to experience the Joey lovin.