-Ellis runs away crying and sobbing and runs into an alley crying and sobbing and then bumps into a mysterious figure. The figure is the god of deawth.
"Woah bruh wh-sobn-what is thatr" ellis said (he doesnt say bruh)
"I am death"
"Im crying a real lot rn bruh can you help me out with that"
"I mean i can gut you like a fish and send you down to hell if thats what you want"
"Why am i going to hell" ellis sobbedd
"you ve murdered so many innconcents in your tijme on earth"
"But they were corpses you fuck" you did this" "jesus is my savoitoss":
"i am the god of deawth not the god of US military experiments gone awry"
-cut back to the rest of the group wondering why he left crying while they fight zawmbies
-enter the l4d gange
-"hey we found a guy face down in some garbage talking about jesus, he with you?"
"Nah fuck that guy, anyway lEts ball outta here "said nick with alcohol pouring from his mouth
"I dont belooieve in jesus." ellis says
"How couldr you say that to me" says the guy
"I JUST MET YOU" and this is crazy, but here is my number so call me maybe~
"I dont even know your name, theres walking corpses, what the fuck you think sky daddy is gonna save us or is looking out for us?/?"
"Dont call him sky daddy, im kink shaming"
"Sorry daddy"
:i "we're gonna go" says the roup obviously having made the mistake of coming in contact with the l4d2 group of freaks "fucjing hate you"
SUDDENLY
Qhats that in the sky
Is it a bird (say is that a Mushroom in the sky) its raining fungi
is it a plane
Its ellis he has become a new god after his altercation with death in an alley way, why the fuck was he even in an alley way
"That must be the heroine in my blood" says nick "why else do i see that idiot in the sky hovering" Bc hye was crying and sobbing can you even read asshole
"Im outta here" laughs rochelle" yall suck and i didntsigh upo gor this"
"Sooo does this mean we have a god on our side helping out?"
Ellis immediately smited coach for planning to take advantage of his death powers
Ellis: no
"I just use my powers to look buff and get with chicks"
Both rochelle and zoey laugh and point, yes they came back to the others just to make fun of the new god
"Fugly"
" yu aint got no alivi you ugly"
"You-you you ugly"
The taunts were enough to strip ellis of his powers
Immeditaly falling 30 feet from the skye
"Owie"
Jasper get online
Cmon join the discord call smh
Ummmm
Cackling like a little gremlin he scutterd off into the alleyway
Yeah asshole
Scutterd like a stjudpid little crab
"No seriously what the fuck is that guys deal i hate him so much" nick said
"Werent we fighting zombies?" louis said looking aeorond
A zombie then comes off the side of the screen and yells "cut!"