Joey got up , he could feel his stomach growling. Food that is what he needed. Now where was that pizza? He stumbled around the suite in a beer hangover haze as the pay per view porno movie was still prominent on the screen.."Babe-watch the saga of wet suited clad babes rescuing a team of high school cheerleaders as their bus goes into the bay.

He saw when the Yasmine Bleeth lookalike started to give mouth to mouth . Flipping through the channels he found another movie to watch , ER- erotica , nurses that make you feel good.

"This looks good." said Joey as he grabbed another beer from the mini bar. Ah what the hell, Rach's old man was paying for this.he thought.

Chandler started to stir next. "Joe some of our need our beauty rest." he said.

"I was hungry and I was gonna watch a movie." whined Joey.

"Joe, we have a wedding to go to , remember, there is no time for porn." Chandler said as he got out of bed.

"There's always time for porn." Joey yelled.

Chandler rose from his bed. His hair sticking to one side of his head. He looked down at his watch.

"Oh shit.." Chandler said as he ran to the private door. "Ross, ross, get up, you are getting married in four hours." he screamed as he banged on the door.

Ross emerged from the door as excited as a little kid. "That 's right I'm getting married today. A woo hoo!" he screamed reminiscent of London.

"No I did not sleep with your sister this time for the record. But since there are four of us to get ready , I think we need to develop a system ." Chandler said.

"Dude you are scaring me, you sounded just like Monica." Joey said. "Okay I will shower first," he said as he headed to the bathroom.

"Joey , this may sound dumb, but I think that Ross should get to use the shower first.He is the groom." said Michael , now fully awake.

"Yeah, Chandler , you should be next because they are going to want pictures. Then Joey as the minister, and Michael last." Ross said as he hurried into the bathroom.

There was a knock at the door. Carol came walking in the door as Ben was eating a jelly doughnut.

"Thought the little ring bearer should be with the men, is Ross in the shower?" she asked.

"Where did he get that doughnut?" Joey asked as he looked at the doughnut with longing.

"Joey, focus, don't you have a ceremony to prepare.?" suggested Chandler.

"Ben Geller Willick, I am not going to say this again." Carol said as he dripped red filling down the front of his tuxedo. "Oh no, come on, let's see if Aunt Monica can get that stain out." she said as she pulled Ben back down the hall.

Monica had curlers in her hair and a pin in her mouth as she pinned the hem of her dress. She spotted Ben and screamed "Oh no." She grabbed him from his mother and pulled a bottle of club soda from the mini bar. Pouring it on the shirt, she rubbed it and prayed the stain would come out.

"You have been spending way too much time with your uncle Joey." she said as the red jam disappeared. "Now sit and don't eat anything."she said.

There was a knock at the door again. "Photographer, Geller Green party?" The photographer and the videographer came in and set up their equptment as they prepared to take pictures of this event and the events leading up to it.

Phoebe had a shot glass in her hand, "Aren't weddings wonderful? Let's drink a toast to love. " She had emptied half a bottle of Jack Daniels and was still going strong.

Monica couldn't believe that everything was going so wrong. They delivered the boutenarires to the wrong suite. Phoebe was drunk. Jack had colic . This was her best friends wedding day, at least Ross had two others, but this was Rachel's special day and she vowed to make it perfect.

Rachel stepped out of the bathroom. Her hair was puffed up like they were still back in the eighties.

"Well girls , what do you think?" said Gina proudly.

Rachel looked in a mirror and started to cry. "My hair, it's all poofy. I look like I did when I went to the prom."

Monica took a straightened in her hand and went to work. She ironed Rachel's curls and then put some straightening balm on them. She then wiped the access liner from her eyes and lips.

"Just trying to make her gorgeous, " Gina said as she sat down dejected.

Phoebe came over, "You got to know Monica. This is her best friend and brother's wedding. We have been waiting for this for years and she had this wedding vision and if it falls apart , she falls apart."

As the chaos went on in the hotel, a mysterious lady with sunglasses walked through customs. She had medium length brunette hair and a designer handbag. She held the newspaper clipping in her hand as she looked at it. They looked so happy together. He was never that with her she thought. It had be done, she just couldn't go on like this.

She walked out to the cab lines and got in.

"Where to ma'am?" the cabby smiled.

"Plaza Hotel, Manhattan, " she said with a British accent. "There 's someone I need to talk to."

Oooh who could that be? More surprises as the wedding of Ross and Rachel continues.