Hi! Here's Chapter 12, and THANK YOU for all the reviews! This is the most i've ever gotten for any story.

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Chapter 12: Things Get Strange

The battle began. Jorgen blasted a beam of magic towards Danny, which he cleverly dodged. But he didn't see the second one, which successfully turned him into a pillow. Danny-Pillow fired ectoplasm like crazy, but Jorgen's muscles repelled most of them. When one did hurt him, it was only a little pinch. Danny was able to resist most of Jorgen's spells for some reason, but a fair bit still hit him. To help this, Timmy would take Wanda's wand and turn Danny back into a phantom every now and then.

About ten minutes later, Danny was a squirrel-egg thing, and Jorgen was practically tinted green from all the excess ectoplasm on his body. Each had one ambition: Jorgen's was to protect the dignity of all fairies; Danny's was to protect Timmy. He had noting against fairies, he couldn't understand why the war had taken place. Then something clicked.

If Timmy can use magic…why can't I? Danny called a time out and floated over to Timmy. "Can I borrow your wand?" he said.

"Uh, Danny?" Sam said. "That's a really dangerous weapon. It can do anything, according to this page." She looked up from the Da Rules, and looked right into his green eyes.

"Do I look like I care?" Danny got back on the battlefield, brandishing the small wand. "Pathetic ghost-human-thing! What good is that against the might of MY wand?"

"Just this." He had no idea how to use it, so he just randomly pointed it. A beam of energy came out of the wand and turned Jorgen…into Jorgen.

"Ha! What was-HUH?!?!" Jorgen's moth hung open, and one muscular finger was pointed right at Help.

"What?" Tucker said. "This? It's…nothing…"

The muscular fairy reached down and picked up the hologram. "How did this get into your possession?"

"I-I found it in a phone booth-" Danny started to say (he didn't feel like mentioning Jazz to a muscular stranger), but Jorgen stopped him. "Come with me," he said calmly. Danny followed him.

"This is bad," Sam said.

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Jorgen and Danny backed into a small side street. "Now we can talk." He opened up Help. "This device-I know what it is. It's an InfoDisc 2.0-"

"Help! My name is Help!"

"I don't care! Anyway-I know where you got this, Danny Fenton. It's a very powerful piece of technology. Very powerful. In fact, I think this might be a-"

"Yeah yeah, now, WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

"I can't tell you everything, but you were sent here on purpose. This is only a precautionary mission, we're excepting the worst. Now, can I see your PassCard?"

"What's a PassCard?" Danny said. "And who's 'we'?"

Jorgen reached into Dan's pocket and pulled out the card. "This is a PassCard. And as for your other question, forget I mentioned it." The muscular fairy placed his finger on the card and said some sort of incantation. When he gave it back to Danny, it had a glowing crown symbol on it. "What's this?"

"It's a Special Privileges Symbol, or SPS. With this, not only can you and your buddies know the existence of fairies safely, they can grant your wishes. Now, you and-OH MY GOD!" Jorgen pointed at Help.

A small glowing ring of light had formed at her feet. Every so often, the ring would break into small balls and dance around her body. "Huh?"

"Oh man, she was right-this will get worse! You have to move on!"

"Move on?"

"Yes! Help is equipped with a danger signal. I think that our enemies have found you. The phone booth will be appearing in a little bit. This is all I can tell you. You two can go! Remember everything I said!"

"Yessir." With that, Danny picked up Help and raced back to the others. "What was that all about?" Timmy said.

"Well, you get to keep your fairies. And guys-" Dan turned to Sam and Tucker. "That Jorgen dude seems to have something to do with what's going on. He told me a lot. Y'know the phone booth? It's coming back. I…think we have to go…"

"Go?" Timmy said. "What are you talking about?"

Danny looked downtrodden. "We'll explain back at your room. I wish we were in Timmy's room!"

For some reason, Cosmo and Wanda thought that it was okay to grant his wish. So with a wave of the wand, they were in Tim's room.

Sam was still holding Da Rules. "That's impossible!" she said. "According to this thing, fairies can only grant wishes to the kids that they're assigned to!"

"Oh. Well, guys, I guess I have a lot to explain. And Tucker?"

"Yeah, Dan?"

"You have a piece of toilet paper trailing from your butt. It's been there since yesterday night."

Well, bye! I have to go take my disclaimer to her straightjacket fitting. I promise, she will be nice and sane for Book 3!

-SP