Authors Note: Hola people! I have recently read book 12: The Becoming and due to the fact that I don't want to make any spoilers O.O, This fic will continue as if it were right after book 11. Thanx! .

Moans echoed from the building before him and he grimaced in disgust. Usually he tried to steer clear of this place, but being forced under certain circumstances, he had no choice. He stepped onto the worn, dirt ridden doormat, and rung the bell.

"I'll be right there!" a voice shouted breathlessly from upstairs. He waited for about ten minutes when a disheveled Catty came to the door, her brown hair in disarray. He frowned in disapproval as he watched Derek, Kyle, and a few other guys from school walk out the front door, satisfied smiles on their faces. When they were gone, Catty turned to him nervously.

"Um… I can explain"

"No need to explain", he watched as a butt naked Michael and Murray climbed out of the window. "Everyone knows you're a whore". He went on before she could retaliate. "Anyway, I need your help with something".

A horny smile crossed her face.

"Not that"

She looked disappointed and pulled her spaghetti strap back up. "Well what is it then? I don't have much time. Things to see. People to do…"

He made a face. "I'm sure… but speaking of time"

"Yeah?" Catty asked hastily as she pulled her green micro- mini skirt up.

"I need you to take me back in time and keep me from going crazy"

Catty groaned and waved when she saw Collin marching up the lawn. "I don't have the time", she whined, turning back to Stanton.

"Make time then. I'm not leaving until I get what I want".

"Fine" Catty murmured and with that she grabbed his arm and they instantly fell into the tunnel of time. It took a few seconds before they stumbled out onto a cement floor. Stanton stood up and shook his head. "Where are we?"

"Looks like McDonalds" Catty responded, pulling herself from the ground. Stanton froze when he heard a familiar voice near the counter. He turned around to see him, Serena, and Ronald talking. "Quick", he grabbed Catty and sunk into a dark corner. "Over here".

"Stanton", he could hear Serena whispering. "It's not you. It's me". Stanton tensed. He had never heard those words before. They had to be in-

"The future" Catty whispered from his side. "We're in the future". He watched in horror as Serena slipped her arms around Ronald.

"I'm sorry Stanton", she sighed running her fingers through the clown's red hair. "Ronald just makes me… happy". Ronald giggled and looked at Serena.

"I love to see you smile", he grinned and offered her a Big Mac.

"Oh, Ronald, I love it when you use trademarks on me!"

Stanton glared, fire burning in his eyes. This was about all he could take. He ran at Ronald, but Catty pulled him back.

"Hey! Do you wanna get caught?!" She began to open up the tunnel, but Stanton refused to be pulled in. "Must! Kick! Ronald's! Ass!" He watched as the future Stanton rammed into Ronald and started beating him to a pulp. Reluctantly, he let himself slip into the time warp. In a matter of minutes, the tunnel stopped, and they went flying into a mass of tables and chairs. Stanton looked up.

"Oh… no". Across from them, a wall read: Mrs. Krueger's Third Grade Class. Catty giggled nervously. "My third grade teacher". Stanton grabbed her by the shoulders. "GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" But before she could open the tunnel, a large woman grabbed his ear.

"No, swearing in class, young man!" She dragged him to the front of the class. "Now take your seat!"

"But-"

"NO BUTS!"

He groaned and started to toy with her mind, but thought better of it. Horrible things had happened to people who had played with time. Glaring, he squeezed his fat ass into the seat, looking around at his other classmates. A spitball flew at his head. He turned around to give the kid who had thrown it a death glare.

"MOMMY"

The teacher reached for his ear again.

"Do you know what happens to bullies in my class?"

He didn't answer; too busy sticking his tongue out at the little boy.

"MR…… what's your name?"

"Christina Aguilera", he responded, sarcasm seeping through his voice.

"Mr. ALGULERA!"

"Aguilera"

"Whatever", she spanked his hand with a ruler. "Go sit in the corner!"

Stanton grumbled and drudged over to the corner, massaging his hand.

"Now sit there and think about what you've done!"

He sat there bored, his chin resting in his hand, glaring at Catty who was laughing her ass off outside the door.

"Spppssss! Christina!" He glanced to the side to see a little girl flashing him by the window. Without asking, he knew who it was.

"Catty!" a more serious girl with glasses piped up from behind her. "I thought I told you to stop that…" She turned back to her book. "Baby hit me one more time…"

Stanton sighed and turned to the older Catty. I can't take this any more, he forced his thoughts into her mind. Catty, who had obviously been enjoying herself, frowned and strutted into the classroom.

"Hi", she smiled at the teacher before winking at a boy with glasses. "I'm Mrs. Aguilera! Christina's mother!"

Mrs. Krueger frowned at him and he rolled his eyes back. "Your son has been a VERY bad boy, Mrs. Aguilera!"

"I know. I know. I'll punish him properly". She grinned at Stanton who stuck a finger down his throat.

When they had reached the outside of the school, he glowered down on her. "You'll get me to the right place or I'll-"

"Or you'll what?" Catty challenged.

"I'll tell everyone you have crabs"

Catty frowned, defeated. "Deal"

"I thought so"

Taking his hand, they yet again dived into the tunnel. When they had arrived, Stanton looked up, finally recognizing his surroundings. "We're a block from the house!"

Catty looked around her, taking in the abandoned warehouses and dirty, old apartment buildings. Suddenly, a blonde girl tugged at her shoulder.

"Huh?" she asked, turning to her.

"Like, do you knoooooow where to find Stanton's hooooouuuuse?"

"Oh that's easy", Catty smiled. She would finally get something right. "It's just down the block!"

"Like thanks!" piped the girl. "Um… which one?"

Catty turned to Stanton. "Which one is it?"

He paused lost in his own thoughts. "Hm… oh, the hell hole in the middle".

Catty turned back to them. "The hell hole in the middle"

The girls smiled evilly. "Like THANK YOU!"

"Who were you talking to?" Stanton asked. "Don't tell me you know anyone from around here, Goddess". He thought of the butt naked Murray climbing out of the window. "Or maybe you do…"

"I was just talking to the girls up there", she pointed to the blonde and her friend who were now ringing the doorbell.

He gaped at her in horror.

She stared back confused. "What?! They seemed really nice. They just wanted to know where you lived so they could… oh…" She turned to him, an awkward smile crossing her face. "Oops".

They both watched as Stanton's body was dragged out of house, his ass bumping against the steps. Stanton groaned. So that's why it had been so sore lately. Taking in a deep breath, he turned to Catty, fighting the temptation to rip her throat out. For if he did, Serena would stop talking to him meaning that he wouldn't get any for months. Maybe years.

"Just… take us back"

Catty gazed at his sympathetically. "Stanton I-"

"Just do it"

Touching his arm, she took them back into the tunnel. In a few seconds, they were on solid ground, and once again, Catty had messed up. He jumped up ready to cuss her from A to Z when he realized where he was. His entire face turned pale as he backed away from the scene, too overwhelmed to say a word.

"What's wrong", Catty asked, munching on a Big Mac she had picked up at McDonalds. When he wouldn't answer, she got bored and turned to some creepy guys next to her. "What up?" she asked through a mouth full of burger.

"Do you know where to find the young prince?" One of them asked, rubbing their pale hands together maliciously. She shrugged.

"I dunno. Why don't you check that big castle place right there?" She pointed to a castle with her Big Mac.

"Thank you, ma'am", one of them praised her. "We were just about to give up our search". With that, they dissolved into shadows and headed towards the castle.

"Weird", Catty muttered. "Wasn't that weird, Sta-"

She stopped in mid sentence when she saw Stanton. He was glaring at her, pure murder in his eyes. She backed away slowly.

"Now, Stanton…"

"It was you?"

"Huh?"

"YOU turned me over to the Atrox?"

She gasped, her eyes suddenly widening. "LOOK! IT'S THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!"

He spun around, quickly to meet his favorite super heroes, but didn't see anything. He turned back around confused.

"Where?" To his surprise Catty had disappeared inside of the castle doors. Groaning, he put a hand to his forehead. He had to stop falling for that. Then without delay, he lunged after Catty.

"HELP!" Catty screamed into the various rooms of the castle. "HE'S CHASING ME!" She hushed when a familiar sound reached her ears.

"Don't cry", a girl's voice rang through the darkness. "I'll find a way to get us out".

"Vanessa?" Catty asked, sure that it was her best friend. "Is that you?" She caught a glimpse of Vanessa, a little boy in her arms, running through the corridors.

"VANESSA!" Catty screamed, running after her. "PUT THAT KID DOWN, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, AND SAVE ME!"

Suddenly, someone stepped out from the shadows. "Surprise", Stanton whispered before reaching for her. Catty screamed.

"VANESSA!" she chased after her, Stanton fast on her tail. When they reached a staircase, Catty grabbed Vanessa's ankle sending her tumbling down the stairs. Vanessa released the little boy and he soon vanished within the darkness. Not much later than that, a hand grabbed Vanessa's and she was gone. Catty just stared blankly.

"Where the hell are we? Some kind of bogus Medieval Times?"

"You crazy bitch!"

She swallowed hard when she saw Stanton coming at her, and as quickly as she could, she opened the tunnel and dived inside.