Stanton scowled in fustration as he opened the glass door to McDonalds. He had spent the whole day chasing Catty up and down Hollywood Boulevard, but she had still managed to get away. She probably traveled back in time, but no matter. He would find her and when he did, oh boy, when he did...

"Stanton", a girl's voice sounded from the counter. "Stanton is that you?"

He looked up to see Serena staring at him, her crimson hair pouring down her back, reflecting the sunlight.

"Serena", he started for her, but then remembered his encounter in the future. Eyes wide, he backed up towards the door. "I, ah..."

"Stanton, I have to talk to you about something"

He reached for the door, but she ran around him, blocking his way. "You won't believe this"

He put his hands to his ears. "YADDAYADDAYADDAYADDA! I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOUUUU!"

"I'm pregant!"

He turned as pale as the moon. "WHAT?!" He croaked. Red spots blocked his vision. He had told her to take those birth control pills. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Stanton!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

And with that, he blacked out.

Moments later, he awoke to Serena's deep eyes......... and commenced to scream. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Stanton, I was just kidding"

"Whew..."

"No, I wasn't"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Jus playing with ya"

He heaved and grabbed her by the shoulders. "DON'T EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!" He gasped for air and used a handful of McDonalds napkins to wipe the sweat from his face. Unfortunately, they were covered in ketchup.

"AGH! MY EYES!"

After ten minutes of washing ketchup out of Stanton's eyes, he sat down on a counter booth, taking Serena in his arms. "So" He began, blinking out the last remaining bits of ketchup. "What is it that you really wanted to tell me?"

"Stanton", she started before turning her face to his. "I'm in love"

"So am I". he grinned bending down to kiss her. He frowned angrily when she moved away. He hadn't gotten any in weeks now.

"With Ronald"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Stanton pulled away from her and stared into her eyes. "Tell me you're kidding"

"Sadly no", she grinned at the door and motioned for someone to come inside. Without looking, he knew who it was. He glared as the redhead came in and flopped on a booth beside Serena.

"It's not you-"

"It's me", he finished for her."You're sorry and Ronald just makes you happy. He loves to see you smile and you love it when he uses trademarks on you. YES, I KNOW!"

He gasped somewhat embarrassed when he saw everyone staring at him strangely.

"Well, actually", started Serena. "He's just better in bed than you, but if that's what you want to believe..."

Stanton just stared at her, wide eyed. And he thought Catty was a whore...

"Eheheheheheh", Stanton chuckled under his breath. He didn't know what he was about to do, but it would be worth it. Grabbing two ketchup spray cans, he pointed them at Ronald. He was sure it would work. He saw it on Good Burger. Smiling evilly, he pulled the triggers. The nozzles, however, were pointed at him.

"AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! MY EYES!"

He roared as he heard Serena and Ronald scrambling to the exit. "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, RONALD McDONALD! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA- ACK ACK ACK ACK!" He ran out of the McDonalds, coughing and laughing at the same time. Parents held on to their children as he stumbled down the street, ketchup covering his face, murder escaping from his lips.

"Must! Kill! Ronald!"

A little boy ran away from him, screaming for his mother. He only laughed, a maniacal smile covering his face. It was then, people, that Stanton decided to blast everyone in a 300 mile radius.

"This time, Ronald", he muttered as he watched an old lady with a cane flailing through the air. "It's personal".

"And in todays news", the reporter spoke from the new television. "A young man terrorized the city today by blasting everyone in a 200- no- 300 mile radius!" A few pictures were shown of old women and various other people stuck in trees or on top of buildings.

"In other news, our favorite clown has a NEW FIANCEE!" Stanton clicked off the television as a picture of Ronald and Serena flashed on the screen.

"Hey, isn't that the daughter?" Karyl spoke up, still resting in the old television. He had covered the sides with pictures and homey designs.

"More importantly", Kelly sneered. "Isn't that the daughter you've been specializing on?"

Stanton gave her a crazy look, the dried ketchup cracking off of his face. She shuddered in disgust and decided to leave the matter alone.

"Hey, Tymmie", Karyl started. "When are you going to go shopping for my television? I told you it needs some curtains!"

"Man", Tymmie said, concern in his voice. "Will you just come out the television?! I'm beginning to worry about you".

"Nevaaaaaaa", Karyl spoke in a quiet mysterious voice, hugging his television protectively.

Kelly sighed. "Why didn't I listen to my mother and go to beauty school?"

"Cause you love us?" Tymmie teased.

"You wish", she gagged and started to put her make up on. "Anyway, I'm going to Planet Bang tonight. Coming?"

Stanton rose from his place on the couch. "I'll go". He smirked, his intentions cruel. Serena would come crying back to him. She'd regret her dumping him. No one dumped him and got away with it.

"I hope not like that". Kelly made a face at his clothes, face and hair. All covered in ketchup.

"Right", he went to the bathroom, kicking Karyl's television on the way there. It fell over and the pictures and designs tumbled to the carpet.

"AW, MAAAAAAN", Karyl whined. "Now I have to start all OVER!"

Stanton ignored him and closed the door before walking to the sink and cutting on the water. He ran his fingertips across a picture of Serena he had hanging above the sink.

"Soon, my love", he chuckled crazily. "Soo- AAAAAAAAAAGH!" He cried out as a piece of dried ketchup fell into his eyes.