I Own Nothing

Chapter 3

Rey and Stacy, along with all of Evolution were in their locker room, preparing for their upcoming matches.

"Yo, Stace, we should get goin, our match is like next." Rey said, getting up, in his new outfit, they said evolution down one leg, Mysterio 6.1.9 down the other leg, and the evolution symbol on the ass.

"Yeah, your rights, guys, only come out if we really need it." Stacy told the rest of evolution, who nodded their heads, as the two waked out the door for their match.

"So, Oscar, why exactly did you save me?" Stacy asked him, as they walked out of the locker room.

"Well, to tell you the truth, I really had the hugest crush on you since WCW, and I'm hoping that you'll go out with me sometime?" Oscar asked, as they approached the ring area, waiting for their music to start.

"Of course I would, I've had the hugest crush on you for a while." Stacy said, kissing him on the lips. Their music then started.

"Ladies and Gentleman, introducing first, the team of Rey Mysterio and Stacy Keibler!" Lillian Garcia announced as the two came down to the ring, to evolution's theme song of course, shaking hands along the way. Rey held the ropes down for Stacy, as she did her little bend down to get in trick, making Rey smile. They then did a pose on the top ropes for the fans, and then they modeled in the ring for a few seconds, allowing the fans to take pictures.

"And introducing, their opponents, the team of Test and Trish Stratus!" Lilian announced, as the two came out, the crowd booed them, a couple people even threw stuff at them, unpleasant stuff.

THE MATCH:

Stacy and Trish started off the match, she was in control, until Trish tagged in Test. He grabbed her by the hair. Rey was reaching out for the tag, but Test went and slapped her, he then threw her into Rey, allowing her to make the tag, Trish was already knocked out by Stacy. Rey and Test started off with a grapple, Test then kneed Rey in the gut.

"C'Mon Rey! 6.1.9!" Stacy screamed, starting a 6.1.9 chant, as Test locked Rey in a headlock. He soon escaped and he went for a springboard drop-kick, but Test moved out of the way and it hit the ref, knocking him out. Test then grabbed a steel chair and hit Rey on the back of the head with the chair, knocking him out cold. He then went after Stacy. He pulled her into the ring and started punching her, knocking her out cold, as well as causing her to bleed from the head. The crowd then erupted with cheers, as Batista, Triple H and Randy Orton ran out, going straight after Test and helping Rey up. The ref then gained consiousness and started looking at Stacy to see if she was okay, while that was going in, behind the ref, Rey low blowed Test, making him fall onto the 2nd rope, he 6.1.9'd him and then did that springboard thingy that he does after the 6.1.9 to Test, he then covered Test for the three count.

"Here are your winners, Rey Mysterio and Stacy Keibler!" Lilian Garcia announced, as Rey and a now conscious Stacy left the ring, with evolution standing behind them, smirking.

"Oscar, dude, we're all goin clubbin after the show, you up for it?" Paul (Triple H) asked as they walked out of the curtain thingy.

"Yeah, sure, me and Keibs were gonna go out later on anyways." Oscar (Rey) said, putting an arm around Stacy's shoulder.

"Awesome, speaking of Stacy, we should get her to the trainers, get her cleaned up and that." Dave(Batista) said, as they all sat down in front of a monitor, to watch the rest of the show.

"Yeah, I'll take her, you guys just wait here, we'll be right back." Oscar said, walking in the direction of the trainer's room, with Stacy at his side.

"Oscar, dude, don't do anything I wouldn't do!" Ric yelled, causing everybody to laugh.

5 minutes later, Stacy was all cleaned up, and her and Oscar were on their way to the locker room to change into some street clothes.

IN THE LOCKER ROOM:

"Oscar, I just wanted to thank you again for saving me, it was a really nice thing to do." Stacy said, inching closer to him.

"Dude, don't worry about it, It's all my pleasure." Oscar said, inching closer to her, their faces were now inches apart, they then started making out, and by the time evolution came back to the locker room, they had each other's shirts off.

"Awwwwww, Dudes, get a friggin room." Lisa (Victoria) said, as they all walked into the dressing room.

"But we are in a room, incase you haven't noticed." Stacy said, putting her shirt back on, followed by her shoes.

"Whatever, now let's go get drunk off of our asses!" Amy ( Lita) said, as all of evolution left the locker room, arms around their respective girlfriends, except for Paul and Ric, who's wives were back at their houses, and it would be kinda gay if they put their arms around each other.

END OF CHAPTER

Next chapter will be them all clubbin and making out!"