A BIG HELLO! ! ! ! ! ! !
I've had very little sleep in the past few days, as I've been plagued non-stop by clamoring muses to get Mythic Brotherhood stories
written!!!!!!!
While I now have up to chapter 4 safely stored and awaiting editing and posting, I thought I would present a little random insanity!!
So here is a little interlude while awaiting the edit and post of chapter 2 "Planes, Trains, and KIDS FROM HELL!!!!!!!"
Atobe: Flicks at his hair " Ore' Sama's tennis prowess shines upon the court, na Kabaji?"
Kabaji: "USU!!!".....And If I say otherwise the pompous bastard will kill me......
Atobe: Glare "And just what are you thinking minion?"
Kabaji: Impassive...................
Atobe: Smirk" I rule the world."
Kippei: Looks amused" Get over yourself."
Shinji:Bland as always" Why must you be so arrogant, I find you highly annoying. I will crush you....."
Akira: Sighs, then looks at me "So, are you going to get on with this? I'm in the rhythm!!"
And that little bit of randomness was proudly bought to you by muses that are awake.......
WARNING!!! If you are religious and take offence at humour using God's name, then DO NOT READ!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own prince of Tennis...........wish I did, but them's the breaks!!!!!
oh yeh, I don't own any rights to superman either............
THE BRASS OF TENNIS BOYS!!!
BY TORAMACW
For DSM who laughed at the idea when I took her to get lunch and told me: DO IT!!!!!!!
Kunimitsu Tezuka----
Is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound,
walks on water and talks directly to god.
Aikra Kamio----
Is as fast as a speeding bullet, keeps pace with powerful locomotive, is able to leap tall buildings with running start,
walks on water when sea is calm, and talks indirectly to god.
Ryoma Echizen---
A little slower than a speeding bullet, knows how to catch locomotive, is able to leap over roof of Seishun academy,
walks on lake water, and rings god on phone.
Keigo Atobe-----
Sends Kabaji to run after speeding bullet, owns worlds most powerful locomotive, is able to leap over Hoytei club rooms
with aid of trampoline, walks on water of indoor swimming pool, and has god's number on his speed dial.
Sadaharu Inui---
Fills speeding bullets with juice, writes data on powerful locomotives, climbs on to roof of Seigaku using stairs,
walks on water only after drinking his juice, and talks to god by MSN messenger
Mori Tatsunori----
Can see speeding bullet, has a powerful electric train set, is able to leap tennis net in single bound,
walks on water of kiddies paddle pool, and e.mails god.
Shinji Ibu----
Spots speeding bullets, plays with Mori's train set, often leaps on Akira,
walks through puddles, and mumbles to himself.
Mizuki Hajime----
Handles gun ok, adores his wooden locomotive (that Yuuta gave him for Christmas ), leaps on anything that stands still long enough
tends to drool, and thinks his god.
Horio
Gets shot by speeding bullet, is knocked flat by locomotive, falls over own tennis racket,
drowns in bath tub and is ignored by god
Kippei Tachibana-----
Catches speeding bullets with his teeth, stops powerful locomotive with single swing of his racket, picks up buildings and throws them, freezes water at a single glance........
HE IS GOD!!!! Just ask him!!!!
Well.... that's it from me.....
Atobe: Shocked You made that captain of a bunch of stray cats god???????
TM: SMIRK of couse!! Fudomine rule!!
Ryoma:pulls on cap Mada, mada, da ne
InuI: writes in note book good data, but does this bother you Tezuka?
Tezuka: Folds arms, then pushes at glasses with middle finger and walks off without a word