Proposal
By Ms. Kinnikufan
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters.
Mantaro was determined to make this proposal dead serious. That way she wouldn't say no.
His friends advised him to not come up with his own proposal. They firmly advise him. They very, very, very, firmly advised him not to come up with his own proposal scenario. They "for the love of God Mantaro, don't come up with your own proposal scenario if you want her to say yes" advised him.
But Mantaro was sure he could come up with his own "Ultimate Proposal".
In fact he gathered all his friends and told them of his "Ultimate Proposal".
Dik Dik turned very pale and fainted dead away. Kevin Mask (who happened to be walking by and had overheard the proposal idea) ran to the bushes and threw up.
Everyone else was frozen in their tracks excluding Meat.
Meat beat him upside the head with a two by four until Mantaro agreed not to use his "Ultimate proposal".
However, Mantaro still simply couldn't understand why they didn't like his "Ultimate Proposal" idea. Who didn't find spider monkeys and dyed pink hamsters cute?
Sometime later:
Mantaro and Roxanne were having a romantic picnic in the park.
Well, this is going better then our last date, Roxanne thought.
Last date, Mantaro ended up getting attack by a flock of ducks. They had to go the emergency room. Even afterwards, Mantaro refused to understand that ducks like bread better then cow and rice.
Roxanne took a sip of champagne. She felt something sharp lodge in her throat.
"GACKT!" Mantaro quickly and ably performed the Heimlich Maneuver.
A handsome diamond ring landed in the potato salad.
Mantaro clean it off with his sleeve and asked "Roxanne will do me the honor of becoming my wife?"
"Mantaro are you serious? The others time you proposed to me, you usually ended up flirting with Jacqueline McMadd afterwards."
"Roxanne. I am dead serious. I am so serious that I'm the most serious man in the history of all, ummm, seriousness."
As he finish, a very live, very squirmy fish (most likely from a pelican flying overhead), landed down the front of Mantaro's pants.
Roxanne stared at the fish.
"You know I'm actually used to stuff like this to happening. I guess this means I can live with you. I accept."
"Yay. In your face, God! She accepted!" Mantaro challenged the heavens.
Mantaro was very happy. Then a flock of seafood hungry seagulls descended upon him.
Yet another date ended with a trip to the emergency room.