IV. To Destroy Shaman King

To wingweaver22: Yay, thanks! Which Holly did you meant...? The seventeen-year-old or the ten-year-old?? And keep referring to them that way; stop confusing me.

Hel: Well, since this is my poetry collection, not all the poems has to be done by me; so here's one by DeathAngel2005, my personal favorite. I just revised it a little bit...ok a little more than a little bit, to make it fit the music more but less funny. Anyways, this goes with the English opening song.

Disclaimer: I don't own this poem or the idea; DeathAngel2005 does...

WARNING: NOT for dubbie lovers; if you are one, don't read any further.

4kids people:

Look in the garbage, look in the toilet;
We could make an ultimate imbecile!

The viewers viewing are not what they seem,
They only appear beyond our wildest dreams!

So many things we never could dub!
So many characters' names we forgot!

Could it be our destiny?

To ruin Shaman King
Shaman King!

To ruin Shaman King
Shaman King!

When your six senses are wrong,
You could be the one.

We made people look at Animes with a different light,
We know what it takes to fake it right.

And we won't wait till tonight,

TO DESTROY SHAMAN KING!
SHAMAN KING!

A/n: Since this so-called 'theme song' is made by 4kids people, I can bash it any way I want. It's not even close to the original ones. Dubbies sucks! They replaced characters with yucky dubbed ('English') names (Hao - Zeke!!!) and the voiceover actors should be better matched (whatever happened to Anna and whoever heard of a Chinese-British person??)

Hel