Title: Not the Cosmo
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Characters: Neville, Dennis Creevey
Challenge: Fairytale Prince
Neville was getting angrier by the minute, as the pesky third year kept chattering at him.
"If you dyed your hair green and added fake wings you'd look just like him." Dennis paused, "But you'd have to hover. Do you think you can hover, Neville?"
"Dennis, go away." Neville sighed tiredly.
"But then everyone would stop calling you 'Prince', they'd think you were trying to be a Fairly Odd Parent."
"I'm not dying my hair, I'm not sprouting wings, and I'm not hovering." Neville snapped. "I'm not Kismet!"
He heard Luna's giggle behind him.
"And I'm not whatever you're thinking!"