Chapter 1:
They arrived at quite a sight. Kakashi's future self having a cheerful conversation with the Sage of the Six paths. All were confused as to where they were, this wasn't the future, but rather a place outside of time and space known only to a select few.
Kakashi gave them a small 'yo' before turning back to Hagoromo who was looking serious.
"I can't babysit a few kids and grown men who act like kids," said Kakashi to one of the most patient men in the universe.
"Exactly, what could you be doing that you can't give a tour?" asked Hagoromo, seeing through Kahashi's bullshit.
"Well you see, I am no longer in active service," said Kakashi much to the shock everyone in the room " I am retired, meaning I want to enjoy my retirement as much as possible,"
"Exactly what are you doing during your retirement?" asked Hagoromo
"I am investigating crime, yes, I am investigating crime," said Kakashi but any one could see through the extremely obvious lie.
"Exactly what crime are you investigating?" asked Hagoromo with a grin that told you the lie had been caught.
"Um, well, um- there is this nice old lady who had her groceries stolen," said Kakashi trying to add more details, much to the enjoyment of everyone around "every day for the past 5 weeks."
"Really, that is the best you can come up with?" asked Hagoromo to Kakashi who just shrugged his shoulders.
"Wait um, sir can we go back a few minutes, Kakashi here is retired?" asked Minato, this confused everyone who knew and didn't know Kakashi.
Those who knew Kakashi, always thought he would go out in a body bag and those who didn't were just confused about the idea that these people were confused that this Shinobi was retired.
"Yes, I am at this time retired, I am about 47 years old," said Kakashi, filling all of the people here with shock and confusion.
They looked at Kakashi, cocking their heads before Obito decided to voice their confusion.
"Bakashi, are you immortal?" asked Obito to which Hagoromo let out a small chuckle.
"That's lord sixth or lord Kakashi to you, young man," said Kakashi much to the confusion of everyone there.
" You can't just call the sixth Hokage, 'bakashi'" justified Kakashi to which Hashirama looked amazed and Kakashi's former team just stared at him wide eyed.
"This must mean, I am no longer alive," said Hiruzen to which he received a sad nod from Kakashi.
"I am happy to know that you were my successor," said Hiruzen smiling.
"Oh, no, I am Lady Tsunade's successor," said Kakashi, cheerfully to which Hiruzen had a heart attack.
"Tsunade, you mean my granddaughter Tsunade?" asked Hashirama terrified to which Madara started smiling, this was going to be fun.
"Tell me, is the village in debt?" asked Hashirama to which Madara began laughing at his friend's antics.
"No, we have actually been in a state of peace and happiness," said Kakashi, proud of the progress he had made.
"Is she still drinking?" asked Hiruzen, hoping the drunkyard would abandon her habits.
"Yep, but she did good, she was also a good wartime leader" said Kakashi, giving Hiruzen and Hashirama some peace " except for being so lazy, she handed me this job,".
Everyone started chuckling at Kakashi as he pouted about being hokage, many would have seen this as a great honour, young Kakashi and Obito but not Kakashi, he was angry that he had to do so much paperwork.
Kakashi finally let out a defeated sigh and realised that there was no way to convince the sage of the six paths to not give them a tour.
"Fine, I'll do it," sighed Kakashi to which Hagoromo let out a smile before teleporting them all to when Kakashi was from.
When they arrived at the location they looked around in awe, to which Kakashi started snickering. The Konoha they saw before them was much bigger than the one they came from.
It had mechanical technology all around, with the Hokage mountain having three more heads, the first two were easily recognizable but the third made Hiruzen faint and made the other two pale.
"What!?" shouted Iruka as he recognized one of his favourite students but the most annoying and loud mouthed one.
Naruto Uzumaki.