Good and Evil
Chapter 3
Life In Not So Paradise
As Squall, Seifer, Irvine, and Zell entered the room, they all noticed it got really really hot.
"Whooo whie, is it sure hot in here." Zell said as his perfectly gelled hair started to fall. Squall didn't usually mind the heat, but now it really got to him. He took off his jacket to reveal a white muscle shirt, with a perfectly toned body underneath.
"Whoa hoa hoa Squally boy, since when have you been like that?" Seifer said joking with Squall. Irvine was the next guy to get really hot and take off his coat.
He wore a blue t-shirt with his muscles bulging at the biceps. Lucia leaded them to a building that looked harmless, but when they got on the inside, they realized how bad the place was.
It was completely filthy with so much junk on everything they couldn't even see what it was on.
"Master, the recruits are here." Lucia said to a dark shadowy figure sitting down.
"Great, just leave them here, and you can go catch yourself a rat." The figure said. He stood up revealing his true identity.
"Hello I am Satan. Look usually I don't call people in to take care of my problems, but this one is serious. All the people are in an uproar saying that they don't belong here, but even though I don't do the sorting, they blame me. I mean how much can a guy take!" The guys stood silently listening to Satin just blabbing on and on.
They finally sat down, and cried together, and laughed together and also told each other secrets. After everything was all said and done, Satin snapped his fingers, and Lucia appeared out of thin air.
"Yes master?" She said as all the guys stared at her. She was gorgeous, with long black hair, fiery red eyes, a long slender body, and many curves. It was all outlined in her skintight clothes.
" Take these gentlemen to their rooms. Make sure they are settled in, and then give them anything they want." Satan said, as she got all the men's attention, and had them follow her.
The first guy to get his room was Seifer. His room was completely monotone. No fancy colors, no big Jacuzzi tub, just a plain room with some rusty pillows and rough blankets.
The only thing that was actually pretty fancy, was the stand in the closet that had a little TV monitor on it, which was used as a phone. Seifer sat in silence as Lucia took the other guys to their rooms.
The next guy to get his room was Zell. It was pretty much like Seifer's but with a little more pizzazz in it. It was completely devoted to boxing, and had that same little TV stand in the closet.
Zell practiced to punch air, which drove away Squall and Irvine.
Lucia took Squall into his room next. Squalls room was the same as Zell's and Seifer's room, and had a gunblade in a box on the wall. That was the thing that made Squall so happy about his room.
The last person to get his room was Irvine. His room was the same as all the others, but his had a pizzazz in it too, it was pretty much a love room. Everything was red, and satin, and sexy. Just like Irvine.
"Is there anything I can get you Irvine?" Lucia said. "Yeah, can I get a hot tub full of girls?" Irvine asked joking. Lucia took him seriously, and snapped her fingers, and closed the door. Out of no where popped up a big heart shaped hottub with many beautiful girls.
"If Selphie finds out about this, i'm in big trouble." Irvine said as he slipped off his clothes and got into the hottub.
Lucia thenwent to Squalls room, and asked him if he needed anything. He didn't need anything so she went to go check on Zell.
"Zell can I get you anything?" She asked. "Yeah, can I have a platter full of hotdogs?" Zell said with a huge grin on his face.
"You got it." Lucia snapped her fingers, and closed the door. Then on Zell's bed appeared a platter of hotdogs. More than he could count. He was in Heaven, not literally though, he was still in Hell.
Lucia went to go ask Seifer if he needed anything.
"Uhhh Lucia, do you know how to work these things in the closet?" Seifer asked.
"Uhh yeah I think so, let me check." Lucia walked over and pushed a few buttons, and it flicked on. It said,
"Welcome, who would you like to call?" and Seifer said, "Do you know where the girls went?"
"Yes they went to go be with Hyne." Lucia said, with a scowl on her face.
"Do you know how to call there?" Seifer asked, hoping he could talk with his Quisty.
"Yes, we keep in close ties with Heaven. If we didn't, the whole Heaven and Hell thing would be destroyed." Lucia said, as she dialed the main house in Heaven.
"Yes may I be connected with a… What's your girlfriends name?" She asked him,
"Quistis" Seifer said almost messing up her name.
"Miss Quistis' room." Lucia handed the phone to Seifer and they talked for the longest time. He was so glad to talk to her, and so jealous that they got to go to Heaven. He was in not what you'd call paradise.