"I can't believe he just slammed the door in our faces! I mean, I could understand you three, but we had something special between us!" Sirius cried as they entered the cabin. They began to pull on their swim shorts for a dip in the lake. "Didn't you see the way he looked at me? It was pure adoration."
"Looked more like a fiery hatred with the burning passion of a thousand suns to me," James said, tying the string to his shorts.
"Well it's confirmed that he's an alien. No one can turn me down, just look at this sexy body!" Sirius began to strike a number of poses, grunting as he did so.
Remus poked him hard in the stomach, making Sirius clutch his abdomen. Peter giggled.
"Don't make me hex you, Wormtail," Sirius growled menacingly. Peter whimpered and sprinted out the door.
"Poor excuse for a Gryffindor.." Remus muttered, but grabbed a towel and followed him outside.
They jumped into the water and paddled around, except for Peter, who was dangling his feet over the edge of the dock. James and Remus yanked him into the water and dunked him underneath.
"Ah! I can't be swimming! You're supposed to wait a half an hour after eating before going in the water!" He squealed, scrambling for the shore.
"Come on Wormtail, stop being such a wimp! You're not going to die," Sirius said exasperatedly.
"Hey guys..I do believe Mr. Lyons has returned.." James said with a smirk, pointing.
Sirius clambered out of the water, sprinted across the lawn, and pulled Jake into a tight hug.
"What the-get off me you psycho!" he yelled, trying to push Sirius away.
"Oh it's SO good to see you again, my dear! I thought you'd never come back to me!" Sirius squeaked.
"You queer! Go away!" Jake said angrily.
"There's a little bit of homosexuality inside us all, Jake. You just have to dig deep inside and find it!" Sirius said, finally pulling away.
"Look at how wet I am because of you! Don't ever talk to me again; you are the stupidest person I've ever met!" Jake shouted and began to storm off angrily.
Sirius looked slightly wrong footed. "Wait! I thought we had something together!" he yelled after Jake. The other three walked up, towels wrapped tightly around their waists. "Oh that settles it, that kid is SO an alien.." he said crossly.
"I thought we had already decided that," Remus said smirking.
"Yeah, but Padfoot's so obsessed with himself he doesn't listen to us, Moony old boy," James said, shaking his head slightly.
"Hey, there's a girl over there, guys. Why don't we go and make friends with her?" Peter asked, pointing rudely. The girl had startling blue eyes, long blonde hair, and a perfectly shaped body. The only imperfection she had was that she was about 4'9.
James' eyes lit up immediately, and he ran his fingers through his hair. But before he had even taken a step, Sirius was already over, introducing himself.
"Why hello there my dear, may I say you're looking lovely today," he said, taking her hand gracefully and kissing it. She giggled and blushed.
James had by now made his way over, and bumped Sirius out of the way and onto the ground. "Please excuse my friend, miss. He's not all there, if you know what I mean," He said, winking. She simply smiled.
"Oh my goodness, you sure are cute! What is your name?" She asked with a small squeak. Sirius and James began to speak, but then they noticed she was gazing at Remus, who looked rather taken aback.
"Urm, Remus Lupin," he said. He seemed unsure of what he was saying. James and Sirius sniggered.
"Well I'm Adrienne Martin, and it's a pleasure to meet you," she said, beaming.
"The pleasure's all mine. These are my friends, Sirius, James, and Peter," he said, gesturing towards them. She nodded at each, and turned back to Remus.
"So, where's your cabin?" She asked.
"Right over there, number seven. You can drop by any time you like," he said pointing to the opposite side of the lawn.
"Thanks, I've got to go now. I'll see you guys later?" she said, taking a few steps away and turning back.
"Sure!" James said, waving. She grinned and turned away, her hair shining in the sun.
Later that day, they were sitting in the cabin, sucking on their otter pops, and listening to one of Sirius' peculiar stories while Remus was in the shower. Suddenly, he jumped onto the fridge and yelled out, "I have an idea!" He beckoned James and Peter closer and began to explain in full just what they would do to Remus once he had emerged from the shower. A moment later, they heard the water stop and they scrambled onto the largest bed, sitting on their knees, almost shaking with excitement.
A moment later, Remus emerged from the shower, a towel wrapped around his head. "RETARD ALERT!! WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO!!!" The three of them shouted, spinning their fingers in front of their foreheads like a siren. Remus jumped back and looked in shock. The three burst out laughing and began to roll around, tears streaming from their eyes.
"That was NOT FUNNY!" Remus bellowed, clutching his chest. The others kept laughing. "You could have given me a heart attack!!" More laughing. "All right fine, keep laughing, I'll just have to curse you.." he pulled out his wand.
James, who was perfectly aware of just what Remus could do, sprinted out of the cabin and leapt on one of the bikes on their small patio. Little did he know, it was Remus'
"Come back here, James!" he yelled, following him out the door. However, James kept riding without looking back. Remus dashed after him. "Give me back my bike!"
Seeing no other options, James rolled onto the dock, Remus hot in pursuit. He couldn't make the turn fast enough, so with a bump and a squeal, James went toppling into the lake, bicycle and all. Remus stopped at the edge of the dock, his mouth wide open.
"Ah! That was quite refreshing!" James said, shaking the water out of his hair.
"You rode my bike into the LAKE?!?" Remus shrieked. His eyes were popping out of their sockets. James had never seen Remus freak out like this.
"Calm down Moony old boy. It's not like the thing hasn't been wet before. Watch this," he said, and wheeled the bike out of the lake. "See? No harm done."
"What if it rusts? Hmmm? Then what?" Remus said, yanking the bike out of James' grasp.
"Then use a scouring charm, retard. It's not that difficult," James said, rolling his eyes.
"It had better not be broken, that's all I've got to say.." Remus said huffily, and wheeled it back to the patio.
They found Sirius hunched over the table, banging his fist on it, and Peter trying to laugh while eating an otter pop.
"That has got to be the best thing I've seen all year," Sirius said, gasping for air. "Just woo! Right off the dock! I didn't think you had the balls, Prongs."
"You mean the idiocy. That was the stupidest thing you've done. Including Christmas third year," Remus said. He still looked quite angry about the whole thing.
"Why, what happened Christmas third year?" James asked curiously.
"Flying shoe, exploding cake, don't you remember?"
"Umm..yeah, no."
"Oh, never mind then."
They were interrupted by a gagging noise coming from the corner. Peter was choking on his otter pop. He had tried to stuff half of it down his throat. Sirius went over and, with a wave of his wand, cleared it up.
"Honestly Wormtail. If you get any dumber, we're going to have to get you a helmet," he said, grinning.
"Oooh! Can it be pink and have flames on the side?!?" Peter asked excitedly, clapping his hands.
"Sure.." Sirius said uncertainly.
"And I thought Padfoot was the gay one around here," Remus said, reaching in the fridge for a soda.
"No no no, Moony, not gay, bi. There's a big difference," Sirius said, waggling his finger annoyingly.