Chapter 14: First Achievement Unlocked!
"Naruto Shippuden: The Rise of Armpits Village"
As Tenten was unconscious on Hinata's bed, Neji was relieved since he thought that he had managed to save himself from the creature he thought was the demon. Not long after, he felt that his lips were wet and he felt something weird on his tongue. He thought it was the poison produced from the demon's armpit which he licked in his dream.
Which is unbeknownst to him, it was the result of Hinata's CPR. While wiping his mouth, he said in a tone as if he was dying, "Ugh.. What is this weird taste in my mouth? I-Is this poison!? I can feel it slowly eating away my body!"
Hinata and Hanabi were having a conversation outside the room when they heard Tenten's scream. They quickly opened the bedroom door and rushed inside.
"Oh God, what happened here!?" Hanabi shouted as she opened the door with Hinata.
But then they saw Neji standing up straight on his feet which made Hinata wonder what's going on.
"A-ahh.. Brother Neji!? Y-You're finally awake! I'm so glad that you're alright! I was so worried about you.. Look, I'm sorry for what I've done, I thought you were a stranger, I.. I'm so.. I'm so—" Hinata stuttered as she apologized to Neji.
Neji who heard Hinata's voice immediately turned to her and felt like he's dying. But as soon as Hinata stepped forward towards Neji, Neji quickly prevented her.
"Lady Hinata? No, don't come near me! I don't want you to end up like me!" said Neji as he placed his hand on his chest.
Then Hinata paused as she was surprised.
Neji looked up and smiled, "Father, I finally understand your feelings… The freedom you felt when you chose to die to protect your friends… or the one you love.." said Neji as he was certain that he's going to die.
"B-Brother Neji..?" said Hinata in a low voice feeling confused.
Neji turned his face down and looked at Hinata "B-But.. You don't have to worry again, Lady Hinata. You're safe now, I have defeated the demon.. And I also.. have accepted my destiny..!"
"B-Brother Neji.. thank you so much, but.. I don't know you're talking about. And also, what do you mean about a.. demon? I don't see anyone else here other than you, Hanabi, and.."
Hinata paused as she looked for Tenten's whereabouts. She looked at the bed and was surprised to see Tenten lying with bruised cheeks.
"and.. Oh my god, Tenten!" shouted Hinata.
Seeing her sister startled, Hanabi was curious about what her sister saw. She immediately rushed to Hinata's side to see the view. However, unlike Hinata who was worried, Hanabi blushed and smiled broadly.
"Oh my.. can you see that, sister? Look at her cheeks! That's how you kiss someone! You're so awesome, I didn't know that you're really good at kissing, brother Neji! Now that's what I call a genius!" said Hanabi as she looked at Neji and smiled.
"I think you should learn more from brother Neji, sis Hinata!" said Hanabi while looking back at Hinata again.
Hinata ignored Hanabi and explained everything to Neji. After Neji heard the story, he immediately felt worried. He immediately activated the Byakugan to check on Tenten's body.
"You gotta be kidding me.. Alright! Byakugan!" said Neji. He then snapped as he realized that he was not dreaming anymore.
"Eh, Tenten!? Oh dear, I am so sorry, I was having a bad dream and I thought that..." Neji said as he grabbed his head with his hands.
Neji looked at Hinata and explained what had happened but never elaborated any details on his lustful dream.
"Quick, you have to get her to the hospital! I'll stay here with Hanabi and will follow there soon!" Hinata exclaimed.
A few moments later, Neji carried Tenten on his back on the way to the hospital. All while Kiba was left asleep in Hinata's closet.
"How can I be so damn stupid!" Neji thought to himself as he feels very guilty.
As they arrived at the hospital, they were greeted by Shizune who was currently taking care of Sakura. Shizune saw Tenten's unconscious body and reddened face and got worried instantly.
"Aahh, what happened to Tenten, Neji?" Shizune asked worriedly.
"Uhh.. It was an accident. You can ask me questions later, right now we need her taken care of." Neji said.
"Right." Shizune said as she carried Tenten with her hands on Tenten's knees and the other on Tenten's armpits.
As Shizune's hand touched Tenten's armpit, she noticed that Tenten had slightly wet and sweaty armpits. Shizune felt disgusted but ignored it since Tenten's condition is much more important.
Shizune laid Tenten on the bed and immediately wiped off the armpit sweat on her hands to her kimono. Neji followed and noticed Sakura who was also lying on one of the beds with her arms up in a 180 degree position.
As Neji entered the room, a bad odor greeted his nose in which he already recognized.
"Mmm.. that smells like someone's armpits. This one is really strong though.. I wonder who it is…" Neji thought as he looked around the room.
"There's only four of us here and I'm sure it's not Shizune. Tenten's armpits does not smell this bad, then that means.." Neji said as he saw Sakura and noticed that her armpits were wide open. Neji acted casually and walked closer to Sakura. He couldn't help but stare at Sakura's creamy armpits.
"Okay, I'm going to call Lady Tsunade and get medical supplies upstairs, stay here and watch them." Shizune said to Neji as she left.
As soon as Shizune left, Neji carefully went closer to Sakura's armpit making sure not to wake her up. At this point, the smell would be unbearable for a normal person. But for Neji, this just made him more aroused as ever.
A few minutes later on the other side, Shizune arrived at the Hokage's room and found Tsunade working on a lot of papers piled up on her desk. But Tsunade frowned the moment she saw Shizune walking in.
"Shizune.." said Tsunade.
"Yes maam? I'm sorry if I disturbed you, but there is a new patient in the hospital who needs special treatment from you. The patient is Tenten and we have to get there as soon as possib—
Tsunade cut Shizune and said "Where is your sleveless clothes? Why are you not wearing it?"
Shizune could only grin and scratch her head as she didn't know what to say.
"Ughh, it looks like I have to hold a seminar so the girls can understand just how important this new rule is!" exclaimed Tsunade feeling annoyed.
"I uhhm.. sorry Lady Tsunade, I just.. felt a bit lazy since this kimono feels so much comfortable.. And If you don't mind, can I wear this for a little longer? A week maybe? Hehehe.." said Shizune.
Tsunade immediately slammed her fist on the table after hearing Shizune's words. She got up and approached Shizune. Shizune immediately covered her face and felt very scared.
"Of course not, there is no way I would allow tha—" Tsunade stopped and looked at her paperworks all over the place.
"I mean, sure I'll allow that, but on one condition.. You have to do all these paperworks and finish them by tomorrow morning!" said Tsunade as she changed her expression suddenly.
Shizune was surprised and smiled as she would rather work than follow the new rule.
Meanwhile Neji was beside Sakura and couldn't help it and decided to go lick Sakura's armpits. But as soon as he was about to do it, Hinata suddenly arrived. Hinata wasn't wearing her sleeveless shirt since it was dirty from the previous incident. She couldn't think of an alternative, so she decided to go with the white hoodie she used to wear.
"Hi, what were you doing brother Neji?" Hinata asked.
Neji jumped reflexively and said, "Oh, I was just checking up on Sakura."
"Oh, okay." Hinata said.
"By the way what is that terrible smell? It smells like rotten vinegar and onions." Hinata asked innocently.
"Uhh.. I don't know... Maybe someone left trash around here somewhere.." Neji said as he didn't want to embarass Sakura.
"I see, anyway, I wonder what happened to Sakura, No wonder she wasn't picking up my calls before at ho—" Hinata turned around as she heard footsteps running along in the corridor.
The voices got closer and closer and after a while, the door opened, which was none other than Naruto and Choji. Hinata blushed as soon as she saw Naruto standing right in front of her.
"Na.. Naruto!?" said Hinata in a low voice.
"Ahh, this is the room! Finally, we made it, Choji! Damn, that was A LOT of doors!" said Naruto as he smiled when he saw Sakura on the bed.
But Naruto was surprised to see Neji and Hinata in the room.
"Wait a minute.. Hinata? Neji? Did you come to visit Sakura too?" Naruto asked while Choji brushed the dust off his clothes.
"H-Hello Naruto.. We had to come here since Tenten got in an accident." Hinata said.
Naruto looked and Choji looked at Tenten, then Neji explained to them about what happened.
"Really? I didn't expect that from you Neji. By the way how's Tenten right now?" Choji asked.
"I don't know, we just arrived here and Lady Tsunade haven't checked her condition yet. But, I'll leave Tenten to you since I really need to inform Lee and Guy-sensei about this. I'll be back tomorrow." Neji said.
Hinata panicked when she heard that Neji was leaving since she didn't know what to do around Naruto which made her nervous.
"Ah.. Uhmm.. I also have to go... Goodbye Naruto and Choji." Hinata whispered as both Neji and Hinata left the hospital
"Hmm… what was that about?" Naruto asked as he and Choji looked at each other.
Then both their attention were now on Sakura, whose armpits were completely exposed. Naruto and Choji noticed how bad Sakura's armpit smells and got hypnotized by how white it looked.
"Oh my god, I wanna lick them right now! Oh heaven, here I come!" said Naruto.
He immediately moved towards her body. But, Choji grabbed his body which made him unable to walk. Naruto got annoyed and said, "For heaven's sake, what the hell do you want now, Choji..!? Get off me!" said Naruto.
"Naruto, I want to be the first one to enjoy them! I don't want your drool in my mouth!"
"Eh!? Seriously, are you stupid or what!? She has two arms dammit! I go for the right and you can go for the left one!"
"But... No, I want the right one! Legend said that right is always better than the left."
"Ughh, really!? Besides, what's the difference anyway? Shikamaru isn't here but you are such a drag!"
Choji released his grip and smiled widely "Alright, deal.. Hehehe!"
They were already right next to Sakura who was lying on the bed, with Naruto on the left side and Choji on the right. they both stared at Sakura's armpits with perverted eyes.
Without thinking any longer, Naruto immediately put his face a few centimeters directly on Sakura's left armpit and snorted it as hard as he could, which made his nose open wide like a pig. He inhaled deeply and was in a daze.
"T-This is insane.. Her armpits scent is so strong! Finally, the long wait I've been waiting for has finally happened. Sakura's soft and sweaty underarms, is right in front of my face! T-This smell, it's just..." said Naruto.
After a while of sniffing, Naruto rolled his eyes and stared back at her armpits again.
"I.. can't stop sniffing.. Sakura-chan's armpit scent..! I-Its.. Like a drug.. the smell.. the sweat.. the skin.. the fold.. the smoothness... My head feels like it's going to explode!"
As Naruto was about to lick Sakura's armpit, Choji suddenly screamed. "Noo, don't do that Naruto, you'll wake her up!"
Sakura was awakened by Choji's scream. Sakura awoke from her sleep, her eyesight still fuzzy. Not long later, she looked around and was surprised to find Naruto's weird face in front of her.
Sakura screamed, which was heard throughout the hospital. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Gwaaaah!" Naruto and Choji screamed slightly and moved back from Sakura. They were completely frightened and didn't know what to do.
Sakura clenched her fist and slowly locked her gaze on Naruto's eyes with a scary look as she was ready to beat the hell out of him.
"What.. do you think.. you're doing.. NARUTO!?" Sakura shout as she looked at her two exposed armpits.
"Uhhh… No! I was just, there is uhh.. uhmm.." Naruto said to Sakura stuttering.
Then Sakura got up from the bed and immediately strangled Naruto's neck, lifting him up.
"TELL ME WHAT YOU JUST DID TO ME OR YOU WILL GET MY FIST PUNCH RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BALLS!" Sakura raised her voice.
"Gyaaah! I told you no! Me and Choji just came to vis-"
Then immediately, Sakura grabbed Naruto's head and put him in a dragon sleeper with his face clobbered on Sakura's right armpit.
"You dare have dirty intentions towards me!? I'll grab your neck until it breaks! Take this!" Sakura said angrily as she suffocated him between her right armpit.
Sakura then squeezed his balls with her left hand lightly and tightened the grip of her armpits on his head harder and harder.
Naruto whimpered in pain and felt like he was about to vomit from the smell of Sakura' armpit but also tried not to stick his tongue out to not make her angrier. Choji just stood there, dumbfounded and jealous of Naruto.
As Sakura still has Naruto in a headlock, someone knocked on the door. Choji walked towards the door and opened it and was shocked to see Ino.
"Whaa? Ino?" said Choji.
"Choji? I didn't expect to meet you here. Asuma sensei is looking for you right now, better go to him now before he—"
Ino saw Sakura and her face turned to complete shock and disgust as she saw Naruto's face on Sakura's armpit and her hand on Naruto's crotch.
"Eeeewww… What are you doing, billboard-brow? Do you even know how bad you smell right now? That is unbelievably disgusting! Yuuck, what the hell!" Ino said as her whole body trembled and covered her mouth.
Sakura released Naruto and Naruto fell to the floor like a snake. Naruto laid on the floor while holding his balls in pain. But his face was smiling widely because his face was now covered with sweat from Sakura's armpits.
Naruto then whispered "Wo-Worth it.."
"Oh wow, Look who's talking now? At least my armpit doesn't taste like bacon and mayonnaise, Ino pig! And lastly, I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for that little stunt of yours!" shouted Sakura while she looked at Ino.
"Seriously, I didn't expect you to fulfill Naruto's disgusting fantasies with your stinky armpits so soon. For all this time, I should have realized that you are a weirdo too," said Ino.
"Me? Fulfilling Naruto's desire? Of course not! Just look at him squirming helplessly on the floor! Stop making slander about other people!" shouted Sakura.
The two continued to argue until suddenly Tsunade and Shizune came to the room and shouted, "Hey, why are you two so noisy? Did you guys forget that this is a hospital? Your loud voices filled the corridor, there are many patients who need peace here!"
They were both surprised to see Tsunade's arrival and immediately apologized. "We're sorry Lady Tsunade!"
"Ugh, fine! Anyway, I want to inform you guys that I will be conducting a seminar tomorrow strictly for female ninjas. Further information will be broadcasted on television this evening. Now, better all of you go home and rest! I'll take care of Tenten myself."
"Okay, Lady Tsunade.." said Ino and Sakura while still looking at each others eyes with an annoyed expression.
Ino walked home first. But when Sakura was about to walk to the door, Naruto who was still on the floor immediately grabbed her hand.
"W-Wait, Sakura!" said Naruto.
Sakura looked at him still with an annoyed expression on her face. Naruto slowly stood up while holding back the pain. After he got back on his feet, He offered Sakura to walk home with him.
"Sa-Sakura, let's go home together, maybe we can get some ramen and—"
"Like hell..! I don't walk home with perverts! Now, leave me alone!" shouted Sakura.
Sakura who was still irritated suddenly kicked him in the balls, making Naruto fall to the floor and roll around in pain. Sakura went home alone, while Tsunade who saw it just laughed while Shizune covered her mouth with her hand.
"Phew, that must hurt." said Tsunade.
"Oh my.. Are you okay, Naruto?" Said Shizune
Choji saw Naruto on the floor and quickly helped him up and carried him on his back. Then they ended up walking home together.
On the way home, Choji was silent as he still felt so jealous of Naruto's achievement. But suddenly Naruto questionably shouted in the middle of the crowd which made all people turn around and stare at the two of them.
"I WILL NEVER WASH MY FACE EVER AGAIN!"
That evening, Hinata came out from the bathroom as she was just done taking a shower and walked to her room intending to sleep earlier than usual. She felt very tired from what happened today. When she passed through the living room, her attention was drawn to a television broadcast showing Shizune informing all kunoichis in Konoha to attend a seminar tomorrow morning at the academy.
Shizune explained that the seminar was made by Lady Tsunade herself as she saw that there were some kunoichi who broke the rules and the seminar would cover the main topic about sleeveless clothes.
"Oh my god, I hope it's not me!" Hinata said as she felt worried if Lady Tsunade was referring to her wearing a hoodie to the hospital this afternoon.
Hinata felt more stressed and pressured. She immediately turned off the television and walked to her room to sleep so she could get up early to attend the seminar the next day.
But throughout the night, there was a heavy snorting sound coming from inside her closet. Hinata felt so scared thinking that the demon that Neji was referring to was real and couldn't sleep until morning. Little did she know that the noise was actually Kiba who was left sleeping inside.