Lair To Lady
AN: Ya it took me ages...ya I'm lazy...but part two!
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Lair To Lady
Chapter 2: The New Me
The long nosed male twitched in his sleep feeling a cold cloth folded and placed on his forehead, he heard two people talking; a woman and a man. The sharp shooter wrinkled his nose; he had the worse headache, ever worse than the time him and Luffy had accidentally drank too much rum. The voices started to get clearer as the head ache started to dim. Nami and Luffy were talking about what he wasn't able to make out.
"Well at least he's alive right?" Nami sighed and dabbed the cloth on his head.
"Yeah, but…" Luffy rubbed the back of his neck and looked over his crewmate.
"Luffy, don't be like that despite his...form... he's still a he right?" The girl asked looking at her captain as if really expecting the answer from him.
What the hell was she on about? Usopp thought to himself opening one eye slowly shutting it again when a sharp light invaded his still drugged senses. What had he eaten? He was still feeling wired from it but like Nami and Luffy said, he was alive so that was good. Mind you, he did feel a little odd…
"But, what kinda… HE has...well BOOBS?" Luffy said and stared at the person who should have been Usopp.
Boobs? Breasts? What was Luffy on about? Usopp slowly opened his eyes and stared at the worried faces of Nami and the confused face of Luffy who blinked while grinning his normal moronic grin. The male moaned a little and sat up rubbing his forehead. The girl bit her lip and stepped back nervously playing with the hem of her shirt.
"Usopp?" Nami mumbled.
"Ye…ah…" Usopp blinked….
His voice, it seemed higher, less grating then before and even soft, almost sweet. What the hell was going on? He clapped his hands over his mouth and stared at Nami who winced. Luffy's grin cracked into a much larger one as he pointed and burst out into a fit of giggles at his friend's error.
"What happened to my voice? I sound like a girl!" Usopp cried out.
"Um…you ARE a girl!" The black haired male, who found this ever so amusing, burst into giggles once more.
Nami whapped Luffy with the wet cloth she had been using on Usopp and let out a ferial like growl while glaring. Luffy winced and edged away from swinging range where he could continue to snicker to himself. The confused, not to mention very lost, Ussop cocked his head to one side and then, for the first time, looked down, where his flat scrawny self was before, now was a pair of average sized breasts.
"WHAT?!" He screamed in his new woman's voice as he grabbed his own breasts and squeezed them.
"They're... real!" another poke on the new appendages.
"Yeah, we found out what you ate…" Nami said now annoyed with Luffy and so she shoved him into the wall growling a little.
"Ow! Hey…." Luffy rubbed his cheek and watched Usopp get up from the bed and stand looking down at himself.
"I'm...a…girl…" his tone was airy and full of doubt at what he was seeing.
"Could have been worse! You could be dead right now" Nami said with a drawn out sign, she was looking on the bright side but how could Usopp?
"What was it you said I ate?" he asked and looked around. He saw a hand held mirror and picked it up. His face was pretty much the same, same nose, lips. His eyes looked more feminine and his curly somewhat matted black hair was a bit longer and looked much smoother.
"Well?" he prompted poking his own face seeing if it was real.
"You ate the Onna-Onna devil's fruit," Nami finished at last and sat down where Usopp had been sitting, her legs crossed in an elegant manner.
It seemed they were in Nami's room, which explained why there was a hand mirror in each reach, and also the place was neater. Usopp was still wearing his normal clothes and he didn't like how it exposed his newfound figure.
"I look like something you find on the side of the road don't I?" he itched his head.
Luffy sat down on the bed, also with his legs crossed looking from Usopp to Nami and back again, he repeated this a few times until the orange haired woman decked him sending him off of the bed. Right now Luffy was not someone she could deal with.
"Well, I'm sure I can lend you some clothes until we dock for supplies."
"Ah thanks Nami-san." He smiled a little, at least she was being helpful, and it was odd since they weren't really THAT close to one another as friends.
"Luffy...can you go and tell Sanji-kun to get something to eat?" The woman just wanted the male out of the way; she had a feeling Luffy was still going to see him as a male despite the new body, which was a good and bad thing.
Luffy seemed to like that idea, got up off of the floor and pretty much bounced out of the room slamming the door on the way out. Nami looked the other woman over and took a deep breath; this was going to be a bit harder then she thought. The once male wasn't as slender as she was and he was a bit taller, this problem was amplified by the fact she didn't really own many long skirts.
"Ok, lets get you dressed" She nodded, opened a small closet and looked at the items hanging on the wracks and things folded along the bottom, Usopp came over and looked too, it seemed odd that he'd have to dress like a woman. It was going to take a lot of getting used to.
Nami, being a very forward young woman, turned and faced Usopp, before the tanned teen could open his mouth to utter the sound he felt the woman's hands cup and grope his own chest. His eyes widened as he looked down and watched her hands cup and feel him, a look of pure concentration on the girls face.
"N-nami!" A blush stretched across his face.
"Oh don't be such a baby, I was just seeing if any of my bra's would fit you, you're not as um… adapted... as me…" she stroked her chin a little. "I think I have a few bras that are too small for me," she turned and went to digging in the closet.
"Do I HAVE to wear girls clothes?" he asked. "I mean I have loads of pants and T-shirts I can wear."
"You still have to wear…this." she pulled out a black bra. Usopp gawked at it, it was black and lacy something he'd never thought he'd ever see… Nami's underwear.
"And..." she pulled up rather skimpy panties.
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After about an hour of being showed how to wear a bra and much breast fondling, the new woman, Usopp, was finally dressed. He wore baggy-ish brown pants, his normal boots much to Nami's dismay and a dark green T-shirt that felt a little tight due to having a chest that protruded now.
"I still don't think I'm ready to face the others… they don't know do they?" The male sighed and adjusted the bandanna on his head. He still classed himself as a HE so he would carry on referring to himself as one. 1
"You know, you can't hide from them forever and I know a few things they're BOUND to notice if you try and hide it… and so… you'll be sharing a room with me." Nami flicked back a few hairs, grabbed Usopp's hand and pulled him towards the kitchen area.
Luffy was busy stuffing everything into his mouth and trying to avoid being hit by Zoro. He munched more food and darted his head to the left, his midriff to the right avoiding the green haired swordsman. Sanji was busy cooking more food. He heard footsteps and mumbled a little.
"So what was wrong with long-nose?" Sanji slowly turns his head and saw Nami. His mouth opened wide and his cigarette dropped to the floor.
Zoro blinked and raised an eyebrow when he noted the cook had been cut off in mid sentence, something that was hard to do to Sanji. The swordsmen turned and followed his gaze. He then proceeded to gawk. Usopp blushed a little and ducked behind Nami clinging to her arm like a small child while Luffy just ate everyone's food taking advantage of this moment.
"Um, Hi?" Usopp waved a little.
"USOPP?" Zoro was the first to over come the shock and realise just who it was. Nami nodded and pulled Usopp down to sit at the table by her.
"I told you he ate a devils fruit." Nami said and started to eat what was in the frying pan considering Sanji was still too busy gawking to make any effort to serve her.
Zoro smirked a little; it was odd seeing Usopp like this, but he had to admit the male made a better looking female. Since he caught on this fast, he had no doubt in his mind that Sanji must have also got the clues and should have been over his shock by now. Boy, was Zoro wrong… the green haired male sweatdropped as Sanji fell to his knees holding Usopp's hand in his.
"Ah! I wasn't told such a beauty would be dinning with us tonight! I would have made something worthy of such a pretty lady as yourself," Sanji gushed and kissed the 'woman's' hand.
Usopp blushed and looked at the male he had a slight crush on. Oh so NOW Sanji notices him? Sani was about to open his mouth to gush more romantic crap until he felt the handle of a sword smack him on the head. Sanju growled and stood.
"Can't you see I'm having a conversation with a beautiful woman?!" Sanji snapped.
"That's no woman you baka, that's Usopp!" Zoro snapped back and brought his word back and carried on eating his food all the while a scowl on his face.
"What…"
Usopp coughed a little and smiled weakly. "I um... ate the devils fruit... that changes your gender..." he then waved his hand sighing when Sanji twitched and dived to the sink.
"Well, now that that's over," Nami coughed and looked at them all.
"We need to dock soon."
-- More To Come --
1 I shall refer to Usopp as a HE even if he is a SHE in the fic so it doesn't get as confusing
RnR 3 cus u love me ;-;