Tanya Jones : The Early Years

By Lizzy Clayton

This fic is about Bridge's daughter Tanya, who writes diaries similar to Bridget's. She is nearly 15, and very Bridgetesque! You're gonna have to read more to find out who her dad is... you really wanna know? Really? .... Want me to tell you?

OK, it's Mark. But don't think Daniel isn't involved here!

SOme chapters are gonna be Bridget, you didn't think her diaries were gone did you???

OK, I'm not gonna waste your time any more, so read and review!

Thursday 5th January:

10am

Eurgh. Hate mirror. Icky brown hair, too fizzy, no frizzy, dammit. Too tired. Need to sleeeeep. Face looks crap cos of all the junk I ate at Christmas. Will start diet tomorrow. New fit healthy Tanya. Good food and exercise. Whooo go me! Too tiredto exercise. Plus hair sticks out and will go all red. And in public! No, maybe will just eat less. Hang on, if you eat better food can you eat more? Good, now that's sorted, I'll go get some chocolate and go to bed.

10.05am

So how many calories do you burn when you're sleeping?

Friday 6th January

4pm

Great. All Bridget's crazy friends are coming over tonight.I sat with them for a bit last time, but seriously had to leave when they started to ask about my sex life. God, just cos they're all old and past it. Maybe I'd have more of a sex life if I got some better genes off Bridget. I'm refusing to call her Mum, because she is no longer a mother figure. Not since she managed to piss herself in the school playground when I was 6, cos she was laughing so hard about one of the other mums saying what a nice mature daughter I was when I went round for tea. Thanks Mum. Really appreciate that.
But maybe I could buy some better genes. Maybe plastic ones. Or better clothes to hide my ugly genes. Cos now my ugly genes are in ugly jeans. Hmmm... I'll get her credit cards tonight when she's too pissed to notice. I mean she never figured last time...

9pm

Lord save me. They're round here now, and have run out of wine. I did get all dressed up with my make-up on, in case Tyler Lucas ever decides to call on me unexpectedly. Hey, it could happen. But now I've gotta go out to the corner shop and get them more wine. Lucky me. Byeeeeeeee!!!!

12.01am

Is it Saturday yet? Dunno. Oh well. Interesting things happening at the corner shop. Ish. Tylerand co were walking away from the shop when I got there, and guess what?? He looked at me! OH MY GOD MY LIFE ROCKS!! Seriously. Looked at me! But that's not the best thing. Some guy paid for the wine so now I have money! But that's not the best thing! He's very pretty, but like an OAP. Well, at least 30. Long brown hair that falls into his clear blue eyes... And, he kissed me!! On the cheek!! OMG!! He was drunk, but do I care??? Mmmm... And B etc were asleep when I got back, so I kept the wine. Sleeping like babies bless 'em. Score! Not a bad night, shame school starts on Mon. HE LOOKED AT ME!!!!