A Misfit Christmas

To AnonGirl88: Hey there AnonGirl! I'm glad you liked the last chapter! What did Fishy think? I'm glad you liked the Lionheart chasing Barbecue scene. You want to know what'll happen? Find out next! Enjoy the new chapter!

To Red Witch: Hey there, Red! I read the new chapter of "This Soap Opera Called Life" and I loved it! Sheesh, save a town from destroying themselves in a riot and they call the X-Men trouble! That's gratitude for you! I'm glad you liked the last chapter! Can't wait for more from you!

To Metal Dragon1: Hey there Metal! Yeah, I can imagine Sci-Fi loving Exo's powers. No, I don't think that Trinity will be interested in Exo in that way. I'm glad you liked Trouble's entrance. Yeah, I'll let you settle your craziness with your muses. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for the new chapter of 'Take the Long Way Home'! I want to see Kid Razor kick some Hellion butt!

To Aaron: Hey there Aaron! I'm glad you liked the last chapter! What did Quicksilver do to tick Pietro off? Well, knowing Pietro, he just looked at Eric and the brawler took it the wrong way. Yup, the Southside Misfits are joining the original Misfit team for Christmas. Glad to use your guys. I want to do more with them anyway. I hope you like a little scene I'm putting in this chapter. It's a tribute to 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation', one of my favorite Christmas movies. What'll happen when John and Lisa meet? Let's just say a lot of flames will be flying. Johnny B meeting Mainframe will be hilarious! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait to beta-read your fic! Don't be afraid to write it! Beta-readers fix!

To Raliena: Hey there, Rae! I'm glad you liked seeing the Coyote and the Southside Misfits! Enjoy the new chapter!

Disclaimer: "I don't get that bonus…get it to here." - Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Chapter 3: A Little Christmas Craziness!

A snowpile outside the Pit

"Are you sure this is going to work?" A young blond boy in a parka and jeans asked an older teenage boy with a black mullet and dressed like a 80s New Waver. The blond boy was Timothy Webster, codenamed Exo, who had the mutant power to transform himself into robotic lifeforms. The mulleted boy was a genius known a Johnny B. Goode, who had the mutant powers of superhuman speed and electrokinesis.

"Relax Exo. Airtight and I made the compound ourselves. This stuff is ten times more slippery than any cooking oil. You can really go down a hill once you put this stuff on your sled."

"Why me?" Beach-Head whimpered. He was tied and clamped onto a metal disk, a saucer sled.

"This stuff will make us rich!" Airtight grinned. "Let her rip!" Johnny gave Beach-Head one mighty shove. Beach-Head screamed and cursed as he slid down the slide at speeds over 500 mph. Beach-Head crashed through a shack, several trees, several piles of snow, a group of skiers, a pack of wild moose, and a bear. His slide ended when he slid across a street, into a parking lot and crashed into a charity donation stand in front of a superstore.

"Bingo." Airtight grinned.

The GI Joe Christmas Party, The Pit

Wanda burst out laughing at a joke her new friend told: A girl with long black hair with red streaks in it, brown eyes, and dressed in a black t-shirt and blue jeans with a necklace that had a guitar-shaped charm.

"Man Vicki, you are hilarious!" Wanda laughed.

"I know." Vicki Stephens chuckled. Vicki, like Wanda, had hex powers. She also could charm people to follow her orders, and she had additional powers when her necklace turned into a guitar. "I can't believe I'm meeting you. I never thought I would. I thought it was awesome that you had the ability to make things go crazy as well."

"Yeah." Wanda shrugged. "I thought I was the only one, too." Wanda smiled when she noticed something. "I think there's something on your head." Vicki looked up and noticed someone was dangling mistletoe over her head. She turned and smiled. The Chicago girl grabbed the holder of the mistletoe, the African-American adaptive mutant leader of the Southside Misfits, Jason "Kid Superstar" Vincent, and gave him a great big kiss. "I see you two enjoy each other's company."

"You could say that." Jason chuckled. Vicki took the mistletoe from Jason and gave it to Wanda.

"Here. You can use this to finally get yourself a kiss from Darkstar." Vicki laughed. Wanda blinked for a moment.

"This is a Christmas tradition. I'm Jewish." Wanda blinked (A/N: Yes, it's true. The comics have said that technically, the Maximoff twins are Jewish). "In fact, Clutch is going down with a couple other Joes and Pietro to the synagogue in town for some Hanukkah celebrations." Jason chuckled.

"Don't matter. We share a holiday season." Wanda shrugged at Kid Superstar's statement, and put the mistletoe in her pocket.

"I'll think about it." Wanda smirked. Vixen noticed Lance walk by.

"Hey Alvers, I think your spirit friend wishes to talk to you." Vicki said to him. Lance blinked. He turned and noticed the Coyote was grinning at him, still wearing that Santa hat.

"See?" Coyote grinned. "She knows."

"You are not a spirit." Lance grumbled.

"JOHN, YOU LUNATIC!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Angelica screamed as she ran by. A lovestruck Pyro was after her, carrying mistletoe, and fiery hearts were flying around his head.

"Aw come on, Sheila!" John begged. "I just want to give you a kiss!"

"KISS THIS!!" Angelica screamed, pitching a fireball at John. She ran outside, tricking John into running out into the motor pool.

"Fire Angel?" John blinked as he looked around the motor pool. "Fire Angel? You're awfully feisty tonight." The loony Australian heard giggling. "Huh?" He passed around a tank and noticed a giggling redheaded girl standing in front of a burning jeep, clad in tight blue jeans, and an orange t-shirt. It was Beach-Head's jeep. She appeared to be making shapes with the flames. John blinked. Since when could Angelica do that? The Australian approached the girl. "Uhm…hello…" John approached the girl. She turned around, revealing that she was very pretty. Wait a tick…Something's not right here! Since when was Angelica Asian? John noted the girl had Asian features. She appeared to light up at the sight of John. "Uhm…Do I know you?" The girl, Lisa Blaze, aka Fyre, let out a squeal that could be heard all the way in the Shi'ar Empire.

Imperial Guard Headquarters, Planet Chandilar

"Did you hear that?" Gladiator asked Nightside. The light blue-skinned purple-clad darkness generating alien shrugged.

"Not really. I wasn't really listening." Nightside replied. She went back to reading her book.

Well, well, well! Looks like the Christmas madness will continue! What insanity will happen next? How was Vixen able to sense Coyote? Will Beach-Head get pulled out of his predicament? What'll happen to John? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!