A Misfit Christmas
To AnonGirl88: Hey there Anon! I'm glad you and Fishy liked the scenes with Beach-Head sledding and Shipwreck singing. Well, the girl is crazy about John. To each their own, I guess. Someone thinking that Rudolph is a mutant reindeer? I like that idea! And I agree, flirtatious is a funny word! I'll see if I can fit it in! I hope you and Fishy enjoy the new chapter.
To Aaron: Hey there Aaron! Yep, Lisa "Fyre" Blaze and St. John "Pyro" Allerdyce have finally met at last. Something tells me that winning Angelica's heart is going to be the last thing on his mind right now. Did Angelica know Lisa was in that garage? She's not going to tell. I'm glad you liked the friendship between Wanda and Vicki as well as the scene with Johnny B, Exo, Airtight, and Beach-Head. That thing with Beach-Head sledding at superhuman speed on a saucer sled was a tribute to one of the best Christmas movies ever in my opinion, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. It's an awesome movie! Get it! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait to beta-read your fic!
To Red Witch: Hey there, Red! I read the new chapter of "This Soap Opera Called Life," and I loved it! I guess we are finally going to figure out who killed Spears. You know what? This whole 'Who Killed Spears' thing is just a giant tribute to 'Who Shot JR!' How insane is that! Oh my God! It was Spears's ex-wife! What'll the Coyote do? Well, I think he's just using his presence to tick off Lance right now. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Raliena: Hey there, Rae! Yeah, Firestar is going to get John off her back…because he's got something else to worry about right now. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Sparky Genocide: Hey there, Sparky! Coyote chase around Lance with mistletoe? I like that idea! I'll see if I can fit it in somewhere. Enjoy the new chapter!
To the pilot of eva unit 04: Hey there, Pilot! Nice to hear from you! I was very glad to read your work and fix it up for you! It was no problem. Neko and Archangel, huh? I'll see what I can do, but that will be tough. After all, Neko hangs out with gargoyles and Archangel was a Power Ranger! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait to beta-read your fic for you!
To Metal Dragon1: Hey there, Metal! I'm glad you like the scene tribute. It's one of my favorite Christmas movies. It's fun to watch even when it's not Christmas! Trinity experimenting with Exo? I'll see if I can fit that in somewhere. Yeah, I could see Wanda and Vicki as friends. They both can screw up probabilities. Is Coyote an actual spirit for Lance, or is he a hallucination? You'll find out! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for the new chapter of 'Take the Long Way Home'!
To RogueFanKC: Hey there RogueFan! Sorry your story got deleted. It looked real good. Yeah, Angelica has gotten her wish. Enjoy the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "You guys are so funny!" - Evil Cartman, SouthPark
Chapter 4: A Little More Christmas Craziness!
The Pit
"Heh heh heh heh…"Angelica chuckled evilly as she entered the hangar where they were holding the Pit's Christmas Party. Lina blinked as she overheard.
"Angelica, what's going on with you?" Lina asked as she approached her friend. Angelica smiled.
"I just found a way to get that lunatic John off my back." Angelica replied. "Now he'll know what it's like for me living with that lunatic." Lina blinked when she heard screaming. She looked out the entrance to the hangar and her solid greeneyes widened at what she saw.
"WHOA MAMA!!! HELP ME!! CRAZY FIRE GIRL!!!" John screamed as he ran by, half happy and half scared. His clothes were in shreds. "I'M FRIGHTENED, BUT I LIKE IT!!!!" Chasing after him was the squealing redhead Irish-Cambodian girl pyrokinetic named Lisa Blaze.
"COME HERE YOU SEXY BEAST!!!" Lisa squealed as she chased after him. "COME BACK HERE AND GIVE MAMA A GREAT BIG KISS!!!!" Lina Chakram blinked. She turned to Angelica.
"What. Was. That?"
"That's Lisa "Fyre" Blaze." Angelica laughed. "She's one of the Southside Misfits' keyboard players. She also happens to have a major crush on Johnny Boy, heh heh." The redhead laughed evilly. "Now he knows what I go through every day."
Misfit Manor
"Pietro, what are you doing?" Wanda groaned. She noticed Pietro was hanging mistletoe. "We're Jewish, Pietro. We don't use mistletoe."
"It's not for me, Wanda. I could get a girl to kiss me without mistletoe. It's for Lance and Angelica." Pietro explained. "If I can get them to kiss under the mistletoe, they'll see they're meant for each other! The Pietro has spoken!" Wanda groaned and pinched the bridge of her nose in annoyance.
"You are so lucky I don't have a shotgun right now." Wanda growled.
"What's going on?" Mike "WrongWay" Baxter grinned as he walked in. He eyed Pietro hanging the mistletoe. "Sorry pal, I don't swing that way." Pietro grimaced.
"Ha ha. You are so funny." Pietro grumbled sarcastically. "I'm trying to fix up Lance and Angelica because it is an easier couple for us to deal with. We'll have a nice little inter-team romance."
"We already have one. Todd and Althea." Wanda groaned. "And that's just fine with me. I don't care who that goofy Lance pines over." The three mutants heard a scream. They saw Lance run by.
"LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU STUPID COYOTE!!! NO, I WILL NOT KISS YOU!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE MISTLETOE!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Lance screamed as he ran by.
"Speaking of love, I happen to have a hot little Cheyenne number down at the Institute." WrongWay grinned. "She gets so lonely whenever I'm not around."
"Ha! Yeah right!" Shining Star laughed happily from the couch. She was watching TV and she overheard. "I know Danielle Moonstar. She, Kitty, Amara and Paige are the only other girls there who like me. Those other Institute girls dislike me for some strange reason. And Danielle thinks you are a major goofball."
"He is a major goofball, from what I can tell." Wanda chuckled. Mike pouted.
"Oh thanks a lot."
"Glad to help." Wanda grinned.
Well, well, well! Looks like the insanity shall continue! What madness will happen next? What is up with Lance? Will Pietro's plan work? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!