Kamara- Hey ya'll this is my very first fanfiction and I really hope ya'll like it. I've read a ton of it so I really hope this is gonna be good.
Hiei- Baka. You know they'll like it. You just want them to compliment you.
Kamara- Do not! I want their honest opinions.
Hiei- Yeah honest, as long as they include flattering remarks about you.
Kamara- You little Chibi-kuso! If I didn't love you, I'd so kill you! eyes widen in shock and covers mouth Um that just slipped out and um...
Hiei- Save it ningen.
Kamara- braces herself to run away
Hiei- Don't go. What makes you think I don't feel the same way?
Kamara- Because you hate me!
Hiei- What makes you think I hate you?
Kamara- Because you are mean to me.
Hiei- Baka! I act that way to everyone. Even Kurama most of the time, except when we're alone, but you know we're together.
Kamara- Why do you act that way?
Hiei- Because I don't trust people with my feelings. Everyone except Kurama has betrayed me.
Kamara- Oh and you think I'd betray you!?!?
Hiei- No. I'm sorry Kamara.
Kamara- stares at him in shock You apologized and used my name at the same time! gets on her knees and waits for apocalypse
Hiei- Baka.
Kamara- Will you stop calling me that?!?!
Hiei- No.
Kamara- Why you little! tackles him
Hiei- I'm not little. flips on top of her and smirks evilly at her
Kamara- gulps Um Hiei. Why are you looking at me like that Hiei?
Hiei- smirk grows wider Why do you think?
Kurama- Excuse me? What do you think you're doing Hiei?
Hiei- jumps up Kkkurama! I was just...I mean...are you mad at me?
Kurama- Why of course.
Hiei- gulps
Kurama- I'm angry at you because you didn't invite me to join in the fun.
Hiei- smirks again
Kurama- Well then. Let's not waste time.
Hiei- Agreed.
Kurama and Hiei- advance slowly and deliberately toward prey
Kamara- gulps and starts running for her life Well on to the fanfic! Oh and I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of it's characters except Kamara (me). Bye!
Chapter 1- Back On The Job
Ominous black clouds spiral up around a seemingly endless tower, into the blood red sky. An eerie screech was heard coming far above the ground at the non-existent tip of the tower. Then a sinister silence followed creating the feeling that you might have been imagining it. And as you suddenly feel that something is about to happen.....BEEP!
"Ugh." a young girl wakes up from that chilling dream and into an extremely boring reality. "Why did I have to wake up right then? It was finally getting to the good part."
The girl gets up and heads to the bathroom to take a shower. Then she slips on a pair of black jeans and a red tank top with black lettering that reads, "Death comes to all that cross my path, avoid me or face my wrath." The somewhat disturbing girl stands in front of her full-length mirror and brushes her long, black hair out of her crystal blue eyes. Then she hears the telephone ring.
"Damn telephone!" she picked it up. "Moshimoshi."
"Oh good Kamara you're there, this is Koenma. I really need your help with this case..."
Then the girl, now Kamara, slams the phone down.
"Damn toddler. I wouldn't help him if my life depended on it."
The young prince of Reikai sighs and shuffles papers on his desk. "Oni!" he yells for his blue oni servant.
The blue oni came scrambling into his office. "Yes Koenma, sir?"
"Send Yusuke and Botan down to pick up Kamara."
"But sir, didn't she quit?"
"Are you questioning my orders oni? Because if you are, then you will be sentenced to another spanking."
"Not again sir, please! I'm going!" he exits Koenma's office, running for his life.
A 14-year-old boy and an extremely perky girl walk up to an enormous mansion. The boy had gelled black hair and a green school uniform on. The girl had blue hair and a pink kimono on. She rings the doorbell.
"Damn! Why am I suddenly the messenger boy?" the 14-year-old boy grumbled under his breath.
"Now Yusuke, don't whine."
"Who said I'm whining? I'm just wondering why on earth Koenma sent me along."
Then the door opened to reveal a girl of about 15 years.
She raises an eyebrow at them, "Yes?"
The too-cheery blue-haired girl spoke up, "Hi Kamara! I'm Botan and this is Yusuke. Koenma sent us here to pick you up for the case."
"Did he now?"
"Yes he did."
"Well you must be mistaken because there is no way in hell that I'd work for that brat of a ruler." she started closing the door.
Botan pushes on it to prevent it from closing, "Wait! You have to come. Koenma needs you!"
"Ya, well I don't need him."
"Please come?"
"No."
Yusuke was getting impatient, "Come on Kamara or whatever your name is. You're wasting my time."
"You're wasting my time. And I have enough misery in my life, thank you very much."
"You're coming."
"I am not."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Too."
"Not."
Kamara grumbled under her breath and followed Yusuke and Botan into Koenma's office. How did I get myself into this mess?
The childlike ruler looked up, "You actually did it Yusuke. I didn't think even the threat of wearing a pink dress would make you come here Kamara."
Kamara looked at Koenma through her dark bangs, "Excuse me? Like you could catch me."
"I have my ways Kamara. Now on to the case. Three demons have stolen three artifacts from me Work with me here people . One stole a mirror that grants wishes for the price of their soul. Another stole a sword that changes objects and people into demons. The third stole a glass ball that steals children's souls. With just those three objects in their possession, they could take over all Ningenkai."
"And yada, yada, yada. Do you have the demons' names?"
"Um no."
She rolls her eyes, "Of course. Mr. Resourceful here can't do anything."
"I can too!"
"Yeah, sure, whatever! And I believe we still need to settle one matter Koenma."
"And what would that be?"
"The matter of whether or not I'm going on this mission."
"But..."
"No buts. I want you to promise me that if I go on this mission, that you will never bug me again."
Koenma shifted unconsciously, "Well...um...if that's what it'll take to get you to go, I suppose..."
Kamara nodded and smiled, "Well let's go Yusuke!" she started walking out.
Yusuke jumped up from his comfortable position on the couch, "Hey, wait up!" he ran out after her.
The prince of Reikai sighed and uncrossed his fingers. He sat back on his chair and started on his ever-growing paperwork.
A temperamental girl, a perky grim reaper, and a juvenile delinquent had been walking around town for about an hour. The girl stops and looks back and forth between her two companions.
She glares at them, "Do either of you have any idea of remotely where we are supposed to find these supposed demons?"
The perky one smiles, then frowns, "Koenma really didn't give us any specific coordinates, but he said that they were somewhere around here."
"Oh great! The toddler just sent us out here to get a needle in a haystack when the demons could have already left and started terrorizing another part of the city. Why's he here anyway?" she jabbed her finger in the delinquent's direction.
"You see, Yusuke died saving a little boy so Koenma brought him back because he wasn't supposed to die then. As payment he made him the new Spirit Detective."
"And let me guess, this is Yusuke's first mission and he hasn't even had any training."
Yusuke glared at her, "What are you hinting at Kamara?"
She glared back, "Oh nothing but how Koenma was an idiot again because he sent an idiot rookie out on a mission that could very well get you killed."
"Excuse me! I can fight and I am not an idiot."
"Yusuke, Yusuke, Yusuke. You do not even know the meaning of the word fight. I could beat you in my sleep."
"I did not just hear you say that! I can fight better than any girl could dream of fighting."
That earned him a punch that knocked him out for another hour.
"So Botan. Wanna go check out a movie while he recovers?"
She bounced up and down, "Ok! I've been dying to see this new romance..."
Kamara interrupted her, "I was thinking more along the line of action or horror."
Botan just shrugged, "Then lets go!"
They hurry off leaving Yusuke on a park bench. All the while, a pair of crimson eyes watched from the shadows.
Kamara- out of breath So you like, hmm?
Kurama and Hiei- start chasing her again
Kamara- Ahhhhh!