Finally, here's the 3rd chapter. I wrote chapter 2 years ago, heh, well here's where I left off.

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"Wai-- wait wait boss, maybe we could this over, I-I mean it wasn't even my fau--"

"Not your fault? not your fault?! Are you telling me it's not your fault?!! Computers don't lie you pathetic little slave, I put years and YEARS of time into that box, polishing it, programing it, it was my ultimate chance to really take over the world, it was around longer than you were here and after I send you on this great journey... but... but ... you lose it! Damn you little fool! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

With such an expression that seemed like the man was about blow up... made the slave ready to run for his dreadful little life. Right as the master spat out at him, he pulled out a huge gun and aimed it at his head.

"Hell, why should I do a beating? I figure it's time to end you, any last words before I pump you full of lead?"

The slave backed up. He didn't seem surpised anyway, his entire life was being trapped in a dunghole where he was being forced to do chores night and day by a horrible dirtbag who wanted to be the dictator of the sea. He might as well get it over with and not do anything since he never really had a chance.

"No, no last words"

"Good" the master smirked. He began to pull the trigger, very slowly.

The phone suddenly rang and interupted him. The master fussed as he walked over to see who it was.

"Hello?"

"Hello, this is the light company, and we were wondering when you going to pay your bill for the lighting in your house."

"Ok, first of all... I live in a cave, second of all... when did I ever owe you retards anything?"

"Well... um... the last 6 months woud be a good estima--"

"I don't owe you anything! Screw you!"

The slave was listening as he was waiting for his master to get on with his phone call.

".... Uh-huh.... Uh-huh, sure.... no way....you idiot, that's not right... go tell somebody who cares, dipshit... bye!" He shouted as he slammed the phone.

" (scoff) People" He said outloud to himself

Suddenly, the lights all went out and it was pitchblack everywhere in the cave. The master then looked for a candle near his computer. He dug through his unorganized shelves and pulled one out.

"Those bastards ever hear of candles? Ha ha, fools"

He lit a match to it and placed it on the table. He looked at the area the slave was and grinned.

"Now... sorry you had to see all that, oh yeah where was I?"

He aimed his gun at the slave again, and shot instantly. He went up to the body above the pool of blood and spat at it.

"Good riddence, all I have to do now is find another filthy slave for me to torture"

He walked away to his computer doing his "business"

Out of nowhere, whispered a familiar voice.

"It worked..."

Apparently, the slave was hiding behind the sofa with a can of tomato sauce in his hand.

"All that time I spent sowing that clone doll of me really paid off"

That's right, the slave was still alive this whole time. But what's more important and may result in death and could very much never work is this: He still has to get the hell out of there. The only way out of the dreaded cave is past the master, which is sitting at his computer guarding the cave with gun in hand, who knows what his reactions might be after he knows the slave is dead.

The slave slowly crawled his way to the door trying to not make a sound, steadily he went to the wall behind the master and continued to go right behind him. At this point he was almost there, but could he make it past the master? Suddenly, his hand slipped and he fell into the wall followed by an "D'oh!" and...

bump crash A vase has fallen down and shattered into a million pieces. The slave sat there pale as the master turned around to see what it was.

"What the hell was that?"

Their eyes met, and neither of them were happy to see each other. The master's face turned red and his teeth grinded, without a word he pulled out his gun. The slave's worst dreams have at last gotten true, what has he gotten himself into? The slave ran for his life.

"COME BACK HERE! !" he shouted as he shot some bullets out.

"YOU AREN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! !"

The slave hid behind the nearest imflamable object. He then saw a knife on the floor and picked it up.

Suddenly he built up a huge anger and there were lights flashing rapidly with smoke coming out of him. He formed huge muscles and grew giant, his eyes were red and he had two huge machine guns in his hands. Before you know it, this creature didn't look like the master anymore, it looked like a monster. He shot his machine guns at him.

The slave jumped for the door but the monster shot his hand right as he put it on the knob.

"Oww!"

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BETRAYING ME...! ! !"

Then the monster shot huge energy blasts at him, splitting the floor in which you can see a red light. The slave dodged these shots as hard as he could and ran away. At the same time, he ran away from the disappearing floor. The place caught on fire and it was hell in there. While he had a chance, he threw the knife at him as hard as he could and it landed straight in his chest.

"ARRGG! ! !"

The slave kicked open the door, sprinted away from the cave just in time before the final result was a massive explosion. After everything, he was heavily bruised and was bleeding, he assumed the master was dead by now. So he got up, took one glace back at the all the fire, and walked away...

Spongebob was sleeping on the bench using the rusty box as his pillow, in Macko City. As we know, he got lost and can't get back because it was a deserted city with a low population, and roads were mixed everywhere. At this point, finding his way back to Bikini Bottom would be pretty hard

"Extra, Extra! Huge explosion last night in the plains! Read all about it!"

A paper boy was giving out newspapers nearby. He threw one on Spongebob, which woke him up.

"What's this?" He said. He read the front page:

Huge Explosion in Plains, Possible body found.

Last night, numberous people have reported a big explosion in the plains. Investigators have

found out that it could have been the remains of a cave, some of the rubble found were com-

-puter parts. There was also a body found, according to the Investigators, the body wasn't

fish species. They say it could be a deformed crab or a land rat.

"This is a very strange discovery, never have we found something like this" say the Investigators.

More info later on.

"Uugh, a LAND RAT? News these days" Spongebob laughed. He threw the paper in a trashcan.

"I guess I better get going" he thought.

He dragged himself off the bench with the box in his hand and started walking. He dragged himself up to a group of people waiting to cross the road. These, of course, weren't regular people. Spongebob stared at one person who had five eyes, half a nose, and his mouth was on his neck. He stared back.

"Whadda you looking at you ugly two-eyed moron"

"But I'm not--"

"Yeah, yeah. Just stay out of my face, bub"

"Well, um, sir do you know the directions to Bikini Bottom?"

"Do you know the directions to "snot-faced retards who never shut up" convention?! No, I don't know... but I've heard of it. Anyway even if I do know where it is, it's probably a bunch of miles from here"

Spongebob was dissapointed. He had to find some way to get back home which is miles from here, but no one has even heard of the town. He put the box down and sat on it.

- 40 minutes later -

"Psst"

A voice was whispering to Spongebob, this woke him up.

"Aww, WHAT NOW?"

"Over here!"

He glanced over to a dark alley and saw a strange shadow figure standing there.

"Who are you?"

Spongebob stepped closer.

"What do you want?"

There was a long pause, then the shadow spoke back.

"I might know how to get you home"

"HUH? Really?"

"Yes, let me see that box"

"Umm, no! I'm saving this for home!"

"(sigh) Look, do you want to go home or not?"

"Fine, I can't open it anyway. It's locked"

Spongebob walked in the dark alley and gave him it.

"Well, okay. Follow me"...

Will Spongebob get home? Where is the slave going now? And most importantly, will the master actually... never come back? Find out next chapter. :)