A Misfit Halloween

To RogueFanKC: Hey there RogueFan! I don't think that the Joes are drunks, nor do I think I ever said that. I think since Kyle likes to make fun of her so much, Lina thinks it's only fair she get to parody the heck out of him. Yeah, I can imagine Fred playing the star Cowboys quarterback (He is from Texas after all) (Blob: Don't mess with Texas!) and Lina is his faithful cheerleader (Kyle: Ha! She's too scared to walk down the street, much less jump around cheering for the official football team for rednecks in a revealing outfit! What a coward!). Actually, the West Coast Misfits are in their own Halloween fic, the X-Men and Southsiders are teaming up in another fic, and the Avengers are doing their own fic. Oh yeah, enjoy the new chapter!

To Sparky Genocide: Hey Sparky! You have come up with some rather…twisted suggestions. And I like them! Duncan's party getting crashed, Bubba as Frank-N-Furter, and cover tunes! Awesome! Who's King Diamond? I hope you like the new chapter! Sorry I'm so late with updating, I'm suffering from writer's block. Thanks for your help, if you can give any. Enjoy the new chapter!

To Red Witch: Hey there Red! Yeah, drunken adults are a lot of fun. I'm suffering from a bad case of writer's block, so I can't come up with any ideas for these stories. I guess it's because I'm writing so many at once. Oh, well. Enjoy the new chapter!

To Raliena: Hey Rae! OH YEAH!!!! I hope you like the new chapter!

Disclaimer: "When did America become a Fast Food Nation?"

Chapter 2: Costumes Revealed!

Misfit Manor, The Pit

"How do I look?" Pietro grinned as he sauntered into the Living Room of Misfit Manor. He was clad in a blue and dark-blue pinstripe suit, a white ruffle shirt and a thin small gold chain. "Groovy, Baby."

"Dressing up as our Uncle Austin, I see?" Paul grinned as he walked in. He was dressed as Crockett from Miami Vice. Craig was with him, as Kane with his mouth-revealing mask.

"Heck no!" Pietro sniffed. "I'm not dressing like that arrogant Brit! I'm a 60s swinger!"

"You are an idiot, Pietro." Craig said simply with a huff as he stomped off.

"AGH!!!" Pietro screamed as Fred trampled him. Fred was clad in a Dallas Cowboys uniform with padding and a Troy Aikman jersey. He was carrying a football. He stopped in front of the door and threw the ball down.

"Whoo! Touchdown! Cowboys win!" Fred crowed. Lina peeked out from behind the couch shyly. She raised an arm, which was holding a blue-and-silver pom-pom.

"Yay." She squeaked.

"Relax, Lina." Fred laughed. "It's just a costume." Lina rose slowly, face red with blush. She was clad as a Cowboys cheerleader. She held a blue-and-silver pom-pom in each hand. Paul whistled.

"She looks nice." Paul nodded approvingly. Fred smiled. Craig stared at the flat smear that was Pietro, then he gave him a kick.

"Ohhhhhh…" Pietro moaned in immense pain. Lina pressed a button on a watch she had around her neck quickly. She appeared to fizzle for a minute, and then she turned into who she used to look like, only her now-dark hair was still in a bob.

"An image inducer? C'mon, Lina!" Paul laughed. "Relax, girl! No one will mind how you look."

"Sorry." Lina walked to Fred. "I just feel more comfortable in it."

"Oh, relax!" Paul laughed. "The Joes aren't afraid of how you look, although Snow Job is afraid of your hands."

"Yeah, he won't come near the infirmary." Althea laughed as she and Todd walked up to the little group, clad as Princess Fiona. Todd was Shrek.

"No kidding." Craig grumbled.

"Medic…" Pietro moaned.

"Shaddap!" Craig snapped, giving the smear another kick.

"Hey there, folks!" Lance grinned as he walked up, dressed as a biker: American Chopper T-shirt, black leather pants, and an American Flag Bandanna on his head.

"Ohhhh…" Pietro moaned.

"Shut up!" Craig and Lance snapped, each giving Pietro a kick.

"Where's John?" Craig asked.

"He's…indisposed." Angelica grumbled, dressed as a pirate.

The Pit's main flagpole

"Guys…" Pyro hung over the flagpole by the cape of his "Fiery Elvis" jumpsuit. "Guys…help…hello? Mates?"

Misfit Manor

"Angelica, did you really need to do that?" Wanda groaned as she approached, dressed up as a gothic Musketeer.

"Wanda, you would too if you had to deal with that fire-controlling lunatic trying to get a date with you 24/7!" Angelica moaned. The gang heard loud Australian-accented singing.

"She's me fire angel/Me Fire Angel, best in the biz…" Pyro sang out loudly.

"I hate him…" Angelica grumbled. "Kitty told me there was this girl on the Southside Misfits who was crazy about him."

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!" Beach Head's voice erupted.

"SHUT UP, BEACH HEAD!!!!!" The other Joes' voices roared back. The Misfits blinked.

"Anyway, can somebody get John?" Wanda groaned.

"Hi!" Trinity floated in with Xi. The Triplets were dressed like Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Xi was dressed as a disco dancer, complete with afro wig.

"Is everyone ready?" Althea asked.

"You geniuses forgot me." Lila grinned as she walked in, dragging Pyro. Lila was dressed as her idol, Joan Jett. "You can't go anywhere without Lila Cheney, baby!"

"You got a bad reputation, Cheney." Lance joked.

"And proud of it!" Lila grinned.

"Mamaaaa…" Pietro moaned.

"Quiet, you!" Lila kicked Pietro, making him whimper.

"Not to mention us." Jake replied. He was clad in red tights, a black t-shirt, white tape around his wrist, and yellow boots. The tights had a black-and-yellow flame with a white B over it on each leg. "The Blazer has arrived."

"Hi!" Spyder grinned, pulling up her Spider-Man mask. "Am I cool or what?"

"Amazing, Spyder." Lance chuckled, ruffling Spyder's gray hair. "Simply amazing." Ollie blushed a little under her mask. Jake could not help but chuckle.

"Okay, now that all you monkeys are dressed, let's go join the Joes!" Althea grinned.

The Bayville Zoo

"Ahhh…what a great exhibit." Kelly grinned. He was looking down at the tiger pit. "I love tigers. They are such incredibly powerful creatures. And I shall be a tiger and the mutants will be my prey, heh heh. Oh, I love the smell of burning muties in the morning AAAAAAAGH!!!!!" A tiger leapt out of the pit and started mauling Kelly. "HELP!!!!"

Well, well, well! Looks like the insanity just won't stop! What madness will happen next? What'll happen at the Joes' party? Find out in the next chapter?! Suggestions needed badly!