A Misfit Halloween!

To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky! Thank you for the information about King Diamond and MercyfulFate. I've never heard of that band before. Kelly escaping the tiger, and ending up in the gorilla cage, and being mistaken for his mate? I love it! I really love it! That is so funny! I'll see if I can fit those in somewhere! Enjoy the new chapter, man!

To Red Witch: Hey there, Red Witch! I'm glad you liked the mauling tigers. I thought it'd be funny! Oh yeah, I read the new chapters of "This Soap Opera Called Life" and I loved them! I knew it was Billy from the comics! I hope you don't have the Hellions massacred. I like to use them a lot in my fics. Especially in my West Coast Misfit fics. And some funny stuff will happen at this here Joe Halloween party! You'll love it! And thanks for the advice! I hope you like the new chapter!

To mattb3671: Hey there matt! Yeah, I guess I am a bit of a nut. Oh yeah, I read the new chapter of "X-Men is Australian for Mutant", and I liked it! Especially Rogue in that chapter! She was hilarious! Oh yeah, if you ever need any characters for my fics, you are welcome to use any I created! Just e-mail me, and I'll send you some info. I hope you like the new chapter!

To Raliena: Hey there Rae! I'm glad you liked the chapter! Will the Southside Misfits meet the West Coast Misfits? Maybe in a future fic. The Misfit-version of the Marvel Universe is big. Very big. I hope you like the new chapter!

Disclaimer: "You didn't just say that! Tell me you didn't just say that!" - Booker T

Chapter 3: Party Time!

The Pit

It was Halloween. And at Halloween, just like any other holiday, the Joes celebrated in a big way. The Joe team was gathered in the mess hall, and they were dressed in costumes.

"Help me! Get me down!" BA LeCarr screamed. The former Cobra cook was duct-taped to the ceiling. "C'mon you guys!" A piece of cake hit him in the face with a splat. "Lemon meringue. Yummy." The Joes were talking, drinking, and some were brawling.

"I'm telling you, you jerk! 'Nightmare on Elm Street' is the greatest horror film series!" An obviously-drunk Leatherneck slurred, getting in the face of Wet Suit.

"And I'm telling you, you retard, 'Friday the 13th' is the best ever horror film series!" An equally-as-drunk Wet Suit slurred back with a snarl, getting in Leatherneck's face.

"Jason Voorhies was a wuss!" The Marine snapped.

"Freddy Krueger was a loudmouth!" The SEAL snapped back.

"Jason Voorhies is like the SEALs: Big, slow, and stupid!" Leatherneck yelled.

"Freddy Krueger is like the Marines: Loudmouthed and un-intimidating!" Wet Suit snapped back.

"Why you son of a…" Leatherneck threw a punch. The two drunken Joes started brawling.

"Another Joe party…" Duke sighed. "Fights…"

"Gimme the fish! It's mine!" Raven screamed as she tugged on a herring.

"It's mine!" Tripwire screamed back.

"Miiiiiiiineeeeeee!!!!" Raven screamed.

"…Drinking…"

"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" Several Joes chanted. At the center was Toothy, chugging a beer. The muffin creature roared and hiccupped a fireball, making the Joes cheer.

"…people being crazy…" Duke groaned.

"I am Captain Flintbeard!" Flint exclaimed, jumping on a table. He was dressed as a pirate ship captain. "I shall rule these seven seas! Where's me booty? AGH!!!" Out of nowhere, Lady Jaye, dressed like a pirate herself, lunged at Flint and started pounding him. "Ow! That wasn't what I meant! Jaye! Ow! I meant treasure! TREASURE, YOU NUT!! OW!!! AIE!!! THAT REALLY HURT!!!!"

"…and Lady Jaye pounding Flint senseless." Duke sighed. "Why'd I have to be the sober one tonight?" He heard something breaking. "Alright! Which one of you put that Greenshirt in the wall?" The Misfits stood at the door.

"Wow. This is rather tame." Craig blinked. Lina noticed several objects flying around in the air, including chairs, food, Toothy, weapons, clothes, juggling pins, and Beach Head.

"You call this tame?" The half-Indian, half-African-American insect-like mutant blinked.

"Isn't it great, Fire Angel?" John grinned, putting an arm around Angelica's waist. Angelica shot the Australian reddish-blond mutant a scowl.

CLANG!!!

Angelica smiled evilly as John fell to the ground, courtesy of Angelica's frying pan whack to the face.

"Take that, you jerk." Angelica smirked.

"Horsies set fire because the winter rolls. You're welcome." John moaned dizzily. Paul sighed.

"Angelica, you could've just taken his hand off."

"No offense, but he's too dumb to learn any other way." Angelica grumbled.

"Fire…" John moaned.

"Hang on, Pyro." Lance and Pietro helped him up.

"Angie, we'll need John to play the drums for our Halloween show tonight. You had better hope John manages to get back to his normal insane self before then." Lila warned.

"He won't leave me alone!" Angelica groaned.

"AAAAGH!!! THAT HURTS!!!" Flint screamed.

"Let me guess: Lady Jaye misunderstood something Flint said?" Craig asked when he saw Duke.

"Yeah." Duke nodded. "Lady Jaye plus alcohol is very dangerous."

"She does have Scottish ancestry, and she went to a college in Ireland. No surprise." Althea rolled her eyes. "Another great Halloween party, huh Duke?"

"Yup. Another great party." Duke rolled his eyes.

"AAAGH!!!! TOOTHY!!! GET THE ## OFF MY LEG!!!!!" Beach Head was heard screaming. "GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF!!! AAAAGH!!!"

Serpentor's Office, Cobra HQ

"Let's see, my do my troops need to continue their great fight?" Serpentor III looked at the clipboard and leaned back on his chair. "Okay…Scented toilet paper…" Serpentor III frowned. "Mindbender is growing stranger every day…More research into that…okay…Die Toad, die die die?" Serpentor III's frown grew. "Virus's mental state is definitely in question. I'll have to ask him to speak to the Cobra psychiatrist. Again." He looked over the list some more. "Okay…okay…I'll get the Dreadnoks those "American Chopper" DVDs for Christmas…okay." The Baroness walked in. "Yes Baroness?"

"Serpentor my leader, I have a plan that'll take out those infernal Joes once and for all." The Baroness smirked.

Well, well, well! The Joes are celebrating and Cobra's got a new scheme. What insanity will happen next? What is Cobra up to? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!