DISCLAIMER: I don't own Weiss Kreuz, but I do find it absolutely hilarious.

On the first day of outtakes, my Yohji said to me:

I really need to shave my tongue!

On the second day of outtakes, my Omi said to me:

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!

On the third day of outtakes, my Persia said to me:

Newly retired Mr. Clean

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!

On the fourth day of outtakes, Michiru said to me:

Uno dos tres cuatro

Newly retired Mr. Clean

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!

On the fifth day of outtakes, my Ran boy said to me:

Wait—uncle? Poop!

Uno dos tres cuatro

Newly retired Mr. Clean

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!

On the sixth day of outtakes, my Raijin said to me:

Indian guy from Predator

Wait—uncle? Poop!

Uno dos tres cuatro

Newly retired Mr. Clean

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!

On the seventh day of outtakes, Ouka said to me:

This book's upside-down

Indian guy from Predator

Wait—uncle? Poop!

Uno dos tres cuatro

Newly retired Mr. Clean

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!

On the eighth day of outtakes, cutie Tot said to me:

Japanese- what a hassle

This book's upside-down

Indian guy from Predator

Wait—uncle? Poop!

Uno dos tres cuatro

Newly retired Mr. Clean

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!

On the ninth day of outtakes, my Ken boy burped at me:

BEEEELCH Hey, how's it going?

Japanese- what a hassle

This book's upside-down

Indian guy from Predator

Wait—uncle? Poop!

Uno dos tres cuatro

Newly retired Mr. Clean

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!

On the tenth day of outtakes, Farfarello said to me:

I'll talk when it's your line

BEEEELCH Hey, how's it going?

Japanese- what a hassle

This book's upside-down

Indian guy from Predator

Wait—uncle? Poop!

Uno dos tres cuatro

Newly retired Mr. Clean

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!

On the eleventh day of outtakes, my Aya said to me:

You're not Frank Sinatra

I'll talk when it's your line

BEEEELCH Hey, how's it going?

Japanese- what a hassle

This book's upside-down

Indian guy from Predator

Wait—uncle? Poop!

Uno dos tres cuatro

Newly retired Mr. Clean

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!

On the twelfth day of outtakes, the Schwartz guys said to me:

We don't need no stinking kingdom

You're not Frank Sinatra

I'll talk when it's your line

BEEEELCH Hey, how's it going?

Japanese- what a hassle

This book's upside-down

Indian guy from Predator

Wait—uncle? Poop!

Uno dos tres cuatro

Newly retired Mr. Clean

Come here lovemuffin

…and I really need to shave my tongue!