Behind One's Eyes
Author: Us
Chapter Two: The Trigger
Yang: People we need more reviews....... Reviews make the world go 'round.
Ying: Yes, review. That would be excellent.... Anyway, if any of our wonderful readers are upset about the lack of tabbing, we are working on it. Very hard. So tell us in your anxiously awaited reviews how to put the tabs in.
Yang: Now unfortunately we are going to cut this little rambling a little short. We need more room for typing so on with the disclaimer....
Ying: InuYasha does not and will never belong to us, but Yang is working on some crazy contraption as we speak. I do not care as long as I have my Sesshy....(Running for cover from fangirls and Yang with the telephone in hand.) So remember, until Yang makes that contraption, InuYasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
Yang: God bless her writing abilities.
And now we continue where we last left off........
Yang: Cue the dry ice!!!
Ying: No dry ice!!!!! No dry ice!!!! Allergies!!!!
Yang: Cue it? O.K!!!!
Ying: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yang: TOO Much Dry Ice.....dying.....slowly....can't breathe.....aaahhhhh
As I was saying......now we continue where we last left off...
Kagome lay atop her bed sighing. 'Stupid InuYasha, he can't appreciate my home cooking....if he only knew what's in my mind....
Back in Feudal Japan
InuYasha lay on the grass near the Bone-Eaters well. As he stared at the clouds a voice was heard. InuYasha flew up and looked around. Where is it coming from? His mind pondered. (A/N Yes I know InuYasha can ponder......It amazes even us and we wrote this story. )
"Stupid Miroku.... I swear if he puts his hand on my butt one more time I'm gonna shove my Hiraikatsu up where the sun don't shine...."
"What the hell!?!?!?!?" InuYasha thought, assuming his usual confused face. "That was Sango...
InuYasha looked up. Sango was glaring at Miroku, who had a handprint gracing the side of his face.
"Sango, what did you just say?" InuYasha asked as he got up.
"I didn't say anything..." Sango trailed off. "He must be getting old..."
"Old?!" InuYasha glared, threateningly. "I am not old. It's gotta be the damn silver hair. Yeah, that's it. The silver hair.
"I beg your pardon?" Sango said, looking confused. "How did he know I called him old?"
"I. Am. Not. Old!!" InuYasha yelled, very agitated. "Just because I have silver hair, doesn't mean I'm old!!"
"So it is true, InuYasha! You really are helpless without Kagome around," Shippo said unwisely. InuYasha promptly started to strangle Shippo, while Miroku and Sango tried to calm him down.
"You little fuzz ball! You are gonna pay for that comment!" InuYasha yelled, with no regard that Shippo was already half dead.
InuYasha, you're going to kill him!" Miroku yelled trying to peel InuYasha away from Shippo's throat. He finally got InuYasha off of Shippo by hitting InuYasha over his head with his staff.
Fast-Forward to the Present Day
As Kagome walked to school to school, she met up with her friends. They immediately asked her why she was already back in school since her grandfather said she had gotten hypothermia from falling puddle. (A/N: This is impossible, but it's our story so...)
"How can you get hypothermia from falling in a puddle? How can you BELIEVE that you can get hypothermia from falling in a puddle?" Kagome thought as she sighed and tried not to think of a certain silver-haired hanyou.
"Kagome, Hojo's been asking about you. You should go talk to him," Yuka said to Kagome.
"I'm not really sure I should. I'm kinda seeing someone else..." Kagome said, knowing what would come next.
"What!! Are you still obbsessing that deranged biker boy. You're too good for him. Give him up, and go to Hojo!" Yuka yelled. All of her other friends nodded their heads in agreement. Kagome sighed yet again and gave up.
"They're never going to give up on me and Hojo. They have their minds made up on it..."
"Come on Kagome you know he really likes you..." Yumi prodded on. (A/N....sorry we really don't know which friend is which or the names to well either...)
After that comment Hojo began walking over towards Kagome. All you could see was Kagome sweating bricks and agonizing over the thought of talking to Hojo. "If I talk to him would I betray InuYasha...Wait! Screw InuYasha! Oh God, I think I'm blushing. Oh no, I AM blushing...wait why am I blushing...he's the one seeing Kikyo behind MY back...Wait we're not even going out...Stupid me, stupid InuYasha..."
"Hey, Higurashi how are you feeling? I heard your case of hypothermia was really bad; I'm so shocked to see you here at school. So, do you want to go out on Saturday?"
"No, no, no, no, no!!!" Kagome thought in her mind frantically.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!" Yumi and Yuka yelled, dashing Kagome's hopes of a fast escape.
"Great so I'll see you at seven?"
"Yea.....sure....see you at seven..." Kagome answered wearily.
"You think you would be a least a little excited, seeing as you've stood him up like twenty times before," Yuka said, watching Hojo walk off to school.
"Would you come off it already! I don't have anytime to go out with anybody right now!" Kagome yelled, losing her temper.
"Well, you sure have a lot of time for that biker boy buddy of yours!" They yelled back.
"What biker boy?!?!?"
"The one that you say is jealous, moody, rude, and a total egotistical maniac."
"What!!!!!" "How dare they say that about InuYasha...Wait, I said that....I'm thinking about him...I'm blushing again!!!"
"You're thinking about him, aren't you?" Yumi asked slyly.
"I. Am. Not. Blushing!!!"
"I didn't say you were blushing, I only said that you were thinking abou-gasp You WERE thinking about him weren't you?" Yuka said, looking shocked.
The school bell rang, and gave Kagome the escape she needed. "I'll see you guys after school!" She yelled over her shoulder as she rushed to her class.
Flash-Back to Feudal Japan
"You know InuYasha, you really should go apologize to Kagome," Miroku said to a brooding InuYasha.
"Feh."
"She can't stay mad at your foolishness forever."
"Will you shut the hell up already!" InuYasha yelled as he headed toward the Bone-Eater's Well.
"Ah, young love," Miroku sighed, looking dreamy. (A/N Poke the bubbles...POKE, POKE, POKE.)
"I heard that!" InuYasha yelled as he disappeared down the well.
Yang: So did anyone notice the bold word: rushed?? Huh? Did ya????
Ying: For those of you who can't figure it out (not that we expect you to.) That was out 1,000th word. Oh sooo happy...Big celebration
(Big celebration goes on in the background. Fireworks go on and streamers fall down. )
Yang: YING!!!!! Your hair's on fire!!!
Ying: My hair's what? OMG!! My hair is burning AHHHHHHHHHH (runs around screaming with hands flailing in every direction.)
Yang: ( takes bucket of water and throws it on Ying's head, saving what little hair she has left.)
Ying: My hair!! My beautiful hair!!!!
Yang: As we salvage Ying leftover hair, we'll let you go...you'll just have to wait until next time.
Ying: I'm banned from my computer until Monday cause I gots a 70 on my math test (bleh) But maybe me and Yang can sneak on if we beg long enough.
Yang:ïstupid High School......) Well, as the saying goes (not really....) Where there's a Ying there's a Yang......the corniness I know. ï So Long for now!!!
Ying and Yang: Thanks to all three reviewers. We shall give out your prizes in the next chapter.