Behind One's Eyes

Authors: US!!!!!!

Chapter 3: To Fluff or Not to Fluff, that is the Question

Summary: Everybody's favorite hanyou seems to have gotten "sat" one to many times. Now he can hear what should not be heard by the male species. Yep, you guessed it; women's thoughts...God help him...Kagome/Inuyasha

crude humor and some cursing.....be nice...we're newbies...

Yang: Okay we need to hand out awards to our first 3 reviewers.

Ying: YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Yang: In third place is Fallen-Angels-Tears...You get a....a...a monkey plushie!!!!

Ying: What does that have to do with InuYasha????

Yang: Absolutely nothing!!!!! ( Ying takes lamp and hits Yang on head) OOOWWWWWW!!!!!!! Anyway...(regains composure) In Second place is Lady Katreina....yay!! You get a Sesshy plushie!!!!

Ying: MY SESSHY PLUSHIE!!!!!!!! (runs and dives for plushie...falls and misses...that gets whacked with chair....)

Yang: Anyway...And(drum roll) Our first reviewer is.......cocaXcolaXchick

......(balloons fall down, steamers fall, and I carefully set off fireworks) Your prize is your very own InuYasha plushie!!!!!!

Ying: Anyway, on to the disclaimer!!!!

Yang: InuYasha does not belong to us but I'm currently working on that. (gives evil grin) It belongs to the goddess Rumiko Takahashi.......God bless her wonderful writing talents.....

Ying: And you remember if you flame I flame BIGGER and HARDER!!!!

And now our wonderful the story continues.......

InuYasha landed softly on the bottom of the Bone-Eaters well. He climbed up swiftly jumping out of the well and began his hunt for Kagome. He wandered the ally ways and jumped on roof tops. "Hmm... where can she be?" His mind pondered. (A/N....I know....I know....He can ponder? Remember it's OUR story) "I can smell her..."

"What am I going to tell InuYasha about Hojo? Is he going to let me stay the few extra days? Wait why am I even thinking about even considering his feelings? Aaaarrrggg.....God, just thinking about him is making me blush again...AAAAHHHH!!!!" Kagome's mind raced.

"Hah!!! She's thinking about me!!!!" InuYasha shouted as people passing near by glared at him. "WAIT!!!!! Who's Hojo????? She never told me about a Hojo..."

InuYasha saw Kagome walking and talking to her friends. Then he saw HIM...his mind automatically went into a state of panic and rage. After a few minutes of watching, Kagome he decided to scare her at her house.

Kagome walked to her house slowly dreading the date that was to come on Saturday. She looked at her surroundings appreciating the beautiful scenery. She saw little dogs frolicking in the fields. She appreciated the kids playing and the birds chirping. "As soon as InuYasha finds out about Hojo, all that nice pretty stuff that went into my mind is going to run and duck for cover." She suddenly realized that she was in front of her house. "Oh well, I guess I should go change my clothes and try to bargain with InuYasha....Arrgghh I'm blushing again!!!!!!" Kagome went through the front door and ran up the stairs. As she entered her room she took off her shirt not realizing that InuYasha was behind the door watching her.

"I'm not seeing this, I'm not seeing this...oh-my-god!!! I'm seeing this...Dose she realize that I'm here??? Of course not you idiot!!! InuYasha mind argued with him while his face started turning a bright shade of red. All of a sudden Kagome turned around and shrieked a sound that only dogs could hear.

"InuYasha just saw me without my top on......WITHOUT my TOP ON!!!!! Well, you know you wanted him to....No, no I didn't....Yes, you did....NO, I DIDN'T!!!!! Wait, why am I fighting with myself.......Aaaarrrrggggg........"

"Wait!!! Do not yell sit!! Unless you want a giant hole in your floor..." InuYasha yelled.

"InuYasha, what are you doing in my room, of all the places you could be?" Kagome yelled, trying to keep her temper. "I thought telling him about my date with Hojo was going to be bad, this goes beyond bad..."

"Who is Hojo?" InuYasha prodded.

"Who" "How does he know about Hojo?"

"I repeat: Who is Hojo?"

"Uh...no one?" Kagome said with a worried look on her face. "Oh God, does he know about my date with Hojo?"

"Oh, so now it's a date with Hojo. Who IS Hojo? Answer me wench!"

"Wench?!" Kagome repeated, looking ready to kill the poor hanyou. "I'll stall him a little. Maybe he'll forget all about Hojo..."

"I'm not going to forget about it. For the last time, who the hell is Hojo!?"

"HojoisaguyatschoolthataskedmetogooutwithhimonSaturday," Kagome muttered very fast under her breath.

"So now your going out with a guy. Wouldn't want Koga to find out, you might break his little heart," InuYasha stated, starting to lose it.

"No! It's not what you think!" Kagome yelled, tears starting to stream down her face.

"Oh no, I made her cry. Oh God, what do I do now?????" InuYasha thought with his head in his hands. "Li-listen Kagome, I didn't mean to make you cry," InuYasha said softly.

"I'm not crying!!" Kagome wailed. She suddenly launched herself into his arms, scaring poor InuYasha half to death. "Please don't be mad at me," Kagome thought. (A/N-To fluff or not to fluff? That is the question.)

"I'm not mad at you," He said as he rocked her gently shushing her cries. "Ju-Just stop crying....please?"

And now back to the past.

Miroku walked away from Sango with yet another glowing red handprint gracing the side of his face. Lately, he had been get feelings that he never knew he had before for Sango. But, him being the perverted lecher that he is, he doesn't know how to show those feelings. Therefore he touched Sango's behind hoping he could win her over......what good that did.

"That's what you get for touching my butt, you lecher!" Sango shouted after him, her face still red.

"Miroku, why do you keep bothering Sango?" Shippo asked innocently, looking up at Miroku expectantly. Miroku considered his choices. He hadn't had any fun in a few days, so he would tease poor naïve Shippo, but, if Kagome found out, knowing no doubt that Shippo would tell her, there would be hell to pay. Then of course, if Sango found out, well, that would be really bad.

"Well, I'll be delighted to tell you. You see..."

And now for some comic relief performed by Hojo

(Now clear you minds......have you done that? Okay now picture Mojo jo jo from the Powerpuff Girls, and replace his face with Hojo's....Now you are ready to begin.)

"I am Hojo jo jo. I plan to steal Kagome away from InuYasha because I am Hojo jo jo. I, Hojo jo jo will make Kagome my bride because I'm Hojo jo jo. If you dare mess up my plan I, Hojo jo jo will terminate you because I am Hojo jo jo....." bam

"Will you shut up with the Hojo jo jo things, you're giving me a frikin' migraine" InuYasha said while towering over the battered and broken Hojo jo jo.

End of Comic Relief

Preview: Shippo gets his first health lesson. God have pity on us...And more crazy encounters from InuYasha and the gang. Stay tuned for our next exciting chapter: Shippo's First Health Lesson and Barriers Between True Love...cough...Kikyo and Koga...cough cough