Yang: Hello to all of our lovely reviewers....(blank stare...) Anyway lately High School has been tough on us lovelies...(blank stare...)
Ying: Anyway, on a lighter note....Our little comedy section today is going to be outtakes. If you have any scenes or suggestions for it, review, review, REVIEW!!! Also, if we do an outtake that's been taken, then REVIEW and we'll fix it.
Yang: I'm going t- (in comes InuYasha and Sesshomaru wearing no shirts.....drool...)
InuYasha: I'm having trouble with my lines.....
Yang: I'LL HELP, I'LL HELP!!!!!! I WROTE IT, I KNOW IT REALLY WELL!!!! (Ying bangs Yang in head with toaster...mutters something about pull yourself together, we are professionals...) Look who's behind you...
Ying: (Looks behind her, sees Sesshomaru) Oh God. (Passes out)
Fluffy: What's her problem?
Ying: (Pops back up) Nothing, nothing at all...Do you need any help with your lines?
Fluffy: Nah, I got it...
Yang: (sits down with bucket under mouth...gets up finished) I want to just put the names down of our reviewers for Chappie 3!
Lady Katreina: (Squeezes you tightly...you can't breathe) Me thinks you're sooooo cute...I really hope you continue to read and enjoy our idiotic little story...And I prefer Inuyasha better also....drool
InuYasha: Did someone say my name? (Yang falls down with happiness)
Ying: Since Yang is currently out of commission...Our next congrats goes to StaryKegome. Thanx sooo much for the compliments...It's helped sooo much.
Yang: (gets back up, dusts self off...) Next is...virus48484...Well you won't be disappointed 'cause we'll keep putting out the great work...
Ying: Yes, Rurouni Kaoru Kenshin's love...That had to be one of our funniest chappies. Even I was lmao and I helped write it!!!!
Yang: XxSkittlesxX...we tried to update as soon as possible but....things got in our way. Oh Well. We'll see if we have time to read your story...we'll try!!!
Ying: And now for our dear and lovely flamer mitora jesus-freak...Although it may not be considered a flame...we still find it offensive...crappy my ass!!! We worked hard on that damn first chapter!!! We're new, I'd like to see you come up with anything better....You don't even have a story....Grrrr....Oh and by the way...we're using that flame as fuel to burn Kikyo's head on a stick....(Yeah, we don't like her too much....)
Yang: And now for the disclaimer...We DO NOT, WILL NOT, AND NEVER WILL (never say never...evil laugh.. cough...cough..) OWN InuYasha....It belongs to Rumiko Takahashi( not for long....starts plotting)....sigh
Ying: Let's get on with it ALREADY!!! (Stares at Sesshy who is currently backing away)
The story begins...
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"Miroku why do you always touch Sango's butt?" Shippo asked the lecher.
"Well Shippo you see, as you get older in life you get desires..."
"Like when I want a cookie really, really bad????" he gazed up at Miroku with a sparkle in his eyes.
"Of course you could put it that way...Okay, lets say you see a cookie real bad, what do you do?"
"I grab it and eat it...You eat Sango's butt? I thought you slapped it. How do you eat it? It's still there! Does it grow back? DEMON BUTT!!!!!!"
"NOOOO!!!!...Okay...as you get older you grow out of wanting cookies..."
"You still like cookies...You take them from Kagome's bag when she's not looking!!!!"
"That's not the point!!! You don't understand... aaarrrgghh!!!!" Miroku said as he franticly ran his hand through his hair.
"This health stuff is complicated," Shippo sighed as he plopped down on a near by rock.
"Okay...Let's try this again. I talk, you listen, and whatever you do,...DO NOT TELL KAGOME OR SANGO I TOLD YOU THIS. Understand?" Shippo nodded his head franticly and promptly forgot.
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Flash Forward to present day
"Hurry up, woman. You're taking forever. Just leave all that junk. It's not like you're going to need all that crap anyway," InuYasha grumbled, watching Kagome pack her insanely large backpack.
"It just so happens that I've got a huge test to study for in a week. I'm missing all of my classes trying to help YOU find the jewel shards!" Kagome yelled back at him. "Jeez...He was so sweet before, what happened?"
"What do you mean sweet?" InuYasha yelled, turning a nice shade of pink.
"I didn't say anything" "It's like he's reading my mind. Maybe he can read minds now...Yeah right...Even if he could he's too dumb to figure out how to use it."
"I am NOT dumb!" InuYasha yelled as smashed his fist into the floor. It made a giant hole."InuYasha....SIT!" Kagome yelled. InuYasha's face slammed into the ground.
"Wench!"
"Sit!"
"Bitch!"
"Don't make me say it again," Kagome stated calmly.
"Let's just go already," a very pissed off InuYasha mumbled.
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Flash Back to Feudal Era
Shippo sat deep in thought, as his naïve little mind digested what it had just heard. Miroku's "explanation" had opened his eyes to the strange world of adults...Of course, he didn't really get it..."Is that why InuYasha always blushes when he looks at Kagome...Oh!! That's what Koga means when he says Kagome is his mate. It's no wonder why InuYasha always gets mad at him. Oh yeah, it's all coming together. (A/N: Yes, that came from the brilliant mind of Krunk, from the Emperor's New Grove.) "Wow, I never knew that! I should tell Kagome. She probably doesn't know..."
And at that very moment, InuYasha and Kagome came through the well yelling and screaming at each other. Shippo groaned and started to hit his head.
"Arrgghh!!! InuYasha!! Why do you and Kagome always fight with each other. One of these days Kagome gonna get tired of you and go to Koga...OWWWW!!!"
At that point of the conversation, InuYasha hit Shippo about twenty times on the head causing twenty bumps to appear. With the threat of more to come if he dared say anything else, InuYasha stormed off muttering to himself.
"I'm sorry Shippo. I guess InuYasha's in a bad mood for some reason," Kagome said, putting medicine on the bumps.
"Oh! Kagome! Guess what Miroku taught me today!" Shippo said very happily. Kagome's face turned red.
"What did he teach you?" Kagome said, as she thought of all the things she would do to the pervert if what he "taught" Shippo was anything like what she thought it would be. The long list of torturing included asking Kaede for another rosary to keep Miroku controlled.
"Well, you see Kagome..." Shippo happily started to tell Kagome all the wonderful and lovely things he had learned, blissfully unaware of Kagome's rapidly reddening face.
"I'm going to kill him, once I find him! Of all the ways to explain it, he just had to explain it THAT way! I will..." Kagome's thoughts trailed off as she saw Miroku walking towards her. He had been on his way to ask what was the matter with InuYasha, when he saw Shippo talking to her. He prayed that Shippo wasn't telling her about their little health lesson, but his worst fears had come true when he saw the look on Kagome's face.
"I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead, I'm dead..." (A/N-Yeah, that one was from Finding Nemo.) Miroku thought as he saw Kagome get up and walk angrily over to him.
"L-Lady K-Kagome! You're back alrea-" Miroku started out.
"What did you teach him?" Kagome yelled.
"Teach him? I didn't teach him anything!"
"Don't lie, you lecher. He says you taught him that."
"And what might that be?"
"You know what! You taught him it!"
"Now, now, Lady Kagome. He asked and I was doing what any responsible adult would do. I answered his questions..."
"Yeah, you answered his questions and a whole bunch more he didn't need to know!" Kagome yelled. Miroku shrunk back. He knew when not to mess with an angry woman. Kagome was very angry...(A/N Don't hate me, Ying, for this one. It's all Yang. Be mad at her!!! Yang: If you want it to be a true InuYasha story, it must include people we don't like. Ying: cough Kikyo cough cough.)
InuYasha wandered through the forest. His mind was focused on Kagome and their little "lovers spat". Then he saw Kikyo's soul collectors and decided to follow them. As we all know nothing good ever comes out of that.
"What is Kikyo doing here? I know I shouldn't go and follow her but something is telling me to anyway."
InuYasha raced through the forest getting ever so nearer to Kikyo. Finally, in the distance he saw her...Kikyo.
"Inuyasha why do you come here?" the priestess said to a certain hanyou.
"I came to see you....to be near you. Kikyo I know you didn't forget what I said...I'll always be here to protect you. And I mean it...why do you push me away?"
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!! I mean you don't realize that I died thinking you betrayed me...No matter what, that hatred will always control me. Deep down I do truly love you
and, if I can't have you no one can!!!" Kikyo sank down as silent tears rolled down her face. InuYasha embraced her stopping her cries.
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(now back to Kagome)
"Sango, where did InuYasha go?" Kagome asked.
"I have no cl-...Kagome? Where did you go?" Sango said while looking for her.
Kagome saw a soul collector and bolted towards the forest. Her mind raced as she ran. "He didn't...He probably did...No! He's not with Kikyo right now. Oh my god!!! I KNOW he's with that, that, that wench!!! I didn't just say that...you're right you didn't...You thought it!!!"
Kagome stopped running and came to a complete hault. She saw them...together!!! He looked like he was hugging her! Kagome nearly passed out. She crouched in the bushes and concealed herself from anyone's vision.
(A/N There is going to be a song in this chappie!)
Please, please forgive me,
But I won't be home again.
Maybe someday you'll look up,
And, barely conscious, you'll say to no one:
"Isn't something missing?"
Kagome watched as InuYasha kept Kikyo in his strong embrace. She truly wondered if she could ever compete with her. Would he even notice if she was gone?
You won't cry for my absence, I know -
You forgot me long ago.
Am I that unimportant...?
Am I so insignificant...?
Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?
"How can he hold her right now like he held me earlier today. I wish he would just make up his mind. But, it's not like I care or anything. Who are you lying to? What do you mean lying? You know you care..." Tears began to well up in her eyes. Then he saw her.
"Kagome!!! I, I...." She turned away and ran.
Even though I'm the sacrifice,
You won't try for me, not now.
Though I'd die to know you love me,
I'm all alone.
Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?
Please, please forgive me,
But I won't be home again.
I know what you do to yourself,
I breathe deep and cry out,
"Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?"
Kagome continued to run but, she tripped and tumbled. When she looked up she saw a figure. The figure hoisted her petite body up. Kagome looked gratefully into his eyes.
And if I bleed, I'll bleed,
Knowing you don't care.
And if I sleep just to dream of you
I'll wake without you there,
Isn't something missing?
Isn't something...
"Thank you..."
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Ying: Aren't we so evil...Anyway, here's a little game for all you lovely reviewers to play. Me and Yang want you to try a guess who this mystery man is. The first person to review and guesses it right will get pictures with InuYasha.
Yang: What a lovely prize. And the second place winner will get a wonderful...wonderful...chance to get pictures with Fluffy!
Ying: You evil little...He's mine...mine...and it's SESSHOMARU you little idiot!!!
Yang: Hey!
Ying: And in the third place winner gets a....a....
Yang: Pictures with a monkey!!!
Ying: Whatever you say Yang...Anyway, we don't own any movies or songs in this chapter. So there! Anyway, here's our blooper reel!!! Enjoy!!!
Blooper 1
Take 27 Kagome's voice and Kikyo's Kiss (We hate this episode)
Kikyo leans closer to InuYasha.
InuYasha: Wait!!! I can't do this.
Yang: We've been through this 27 times. Just kiss her damn it!!!
InuYasha: But I can't...
Audience: AWWWWWW!!!!!
Ying: Just pretend it's Kagome...
InuYasha draws Tetsusaiga.
Ying: Don't hurt me!!! (Runs for cover and hides behind Sesshomaru)
Blooper 2
Take 1,599 Episode Shippo and the Thunder Brothers
Hiten: Now hand over the sacred jewel shards to me. Or you'll never see your lover alive again!
InuYasha: See my lover?
Kagome: Some people just can't take a joke...
InuYasha: Let me get this straight. You and I are supposed...Damn I forgot it again!
Yang: AGAIN!!!! (rips out hait) Not again...
Ying: Okay let's start it over again.
Take 1,600
InuYasha: Let me get this straight. You and me are supposed to be lovers.
Kagome This is no time to get all shy.
Manten: So it was a lie.
InuYasha: You think I would actually hand over the shards as a ransom to get you back!?
Kagome: Yes, cause that's what a lover would do!
InuYasha: But we ain't lovers! And without....without...I forgot...
Yang: That's not the line...that's not the line...why is it not the line?!
Ying: Before Yang has a mental breakdown (Yang: AHHHHHHH) we're going to end this. Stay tuned for our next exciting Kikyo-excluded episode: The Realization...R&R
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!
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