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Chapter 5: The Realization
Ying: Hello, our lovely reviewers. We are so, so sorry about not updating earlier. We have a lot to do for high school, so blame my evil English teacher...She is SOOO EVIL!!!
Yang: Now, for the moment we have all been waiting for, who is this mystery man? (DUN DUN DUUUNNNN) I won't tell you yet...I'm so mean. I'll give out the prizes now. In third place is our very good friend, Carinito from school. You get pictures with a monkey!!! One of my faves. In second place is White Wolf Demoness. You get pictures with Sesshy!!
Ying: No, no, NO!!! He's mine. You can't have him. NO!!!!!!! (Holds on to Sesshy very tightly with no intention of letting go. Yang shoots with tranquilizer gun.)
Yang: Well, that should keep her busy for a while. Now, for my little buddy. In first place is Lady Katreina!!! You get (you'll be happy about this one...) pictures with InuYasha!!!
Ying: Now for the rest of our lovely reviewers. We would like to thank XxSkittlesxX for reviewing. Sorry, but you got it wrong. Don't worry!! You get an InuYasha keychain! And the whole cast's autograph! FushigiYugiFan80...you're cool...too bad you didn't try for a prize...Madamechickenliver...you-are-sooo-cool!!! I love your name...and your review. We'll skip Ganheim for the minute...Aleash...I like you...You like humor...I like humor...We all like humor.
Yang: My dear friend Ganheim, I shall now answer your questions. First of all, The Crappy Beginning didn't necessarily mean that we don't take pride in our story. We meant it to be sort of comical, not mean. And now on with the separators, we weren't intelligent enough to figure out how to do a seperator. Now we have finally figured out how. With authors note, we like to begin and finish our stories with a little humor. Also, with the authors notes in between, we like to inform our readers what is going on and if we put them at the end there might be a chance they'll have no clue what we are talking about. Next, the strangling, InuYasha does strangle Shippo at times. Although, his anger comes in short bursts here and there, it doesn't necessarily mean that his actions also follow the same pattern. The BUBBLES. Oh how we love the bubbles. In any anime, from time to time, you will see anime bubbles. It usually occurs when a character is being dreamy; we personally do not like the bubble, we like to pop the bubbles. In your review, when you asked about the bold word rushed you put "I wondered why it was bold. The formatting doesn't seem to have any bearing on what's around it, so it kind of interrupts the narrative flow right around there. If you're really happy about having 10 words, congrats, but maybe that bold should stay in your master document." It was not 10 words; it was 1000 words. As new writers we were very happy about this achievement and wanted to share our joy with our lovely readers.
Ying: Now that that's over with. Let's get on with our story, shall we?
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In the feudal era......
"Thank you...Koga," Kagome said as he raised her to her feet.
"What did that stupid mutt-face do to you to make you cry?" he said with uncharacteristic kindness in his voice.
"I really don't want to talk about it," she said as she turned away.
At that very moment in time he pulled her close to him and they hugged. (A/N Ying: WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!) They stood there like that for quite some time. Until he picked up Kagome, bridal style, and carried her off into the night.
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Back to InuYasha
At the Bone-Eaters well, InuYasha stood looking into its dark depths. He wondered if Kagome was angry with him.
"Well, of course she's angry with you, stupid. You yell at her all the time about being nice to Koga, and then you expect her not to be angry with you for having a moonlight tryst with Kikyo," his thoughts reminded him angrily.
"Feh," was all he said out loud.
"What are you so upset about?" asked Shippo, suddenly popping up in front of InuYasha. InuYasha fell over in shock.
"Would you mind not doing that!!!" InuYasha yelled, as soon as regained control over his breathing. Then he bonked Shippo on the head a few times to make his point.
"Did Lady Kagome see you and Kikyo again?" Miroku asked as he stood next to InuYasha.
"Feh...Yeah," InuYasha mumbled under his breath. Miroku smiled genially. Then he kicked InuYasha in the head (playfully) for being such a jerk.
"Then, you should go over to Lady Kagome's time and bring her back, if she listens to you," Miroku said.
"Yeah...Yeah...I'm going," InuYasha grumbled, jumping into the well. Miroku turned to Shippo.
"InuYasha has so many women troubles, don't you agree?" Miroku asked Shippo, laughing.
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Present-day time (She ain't there)
InuYasha jumped out of the welll and hurridly made his way to Kagome's window. He jumped in and quickly realized that she was not there. Thinking that she might be somewhere else in the house, he opened her door and walked into the hallway.
"Hiya, InuYasha. You came looking for Kagome, didn't you?" Sota said, scaring the life out of InuYasha yet again.
"Does that mean she's here?" InuYasha asked.
"No, I haven't seen her since this morning. You were here earlier too, weren't you?" Sota said asked.
"Yeah..."
"Did you have a fight?"
"Yeah..."
"That's too bad. Maybe you should stick around and see if she comes."
"No, that's okay...I'll be going now," InuYasha said, heading towards the door.
"She's not here...Where could she be? She's not in my time, but she's not in her time either...Where coul-She wouldn't...She can't be with..." InuYasha's thoughts trailed off as he ran to the Bone-Eaters well. InuYasha jumped out of the well in his own time, just as the first rays of dawn began to light the sky. He ran until he found the place were he last saw Kagome. Then he began following her scent. He followed it until he picked up another scent. He growled. He knew that scent. It was Koga's.
"How DARE that fleabag be with her!" InuYasha thought angrily as he followed their scents.
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Den of the Demon-Wolves
InuYasha arrived at the Den of the Demon Wolves.
"Koga! Where the hell are you?!" InuYasha shouted.
"What the hell are you doing here!?" Koga answered angrily, coming out of one of the caves.
"Where's Kagome?" InuYasha said, more of a statement, than a fact. Koga smirked.
"Because of you, Kagome was crying. I found her and she came willingly with me. Obviously she got tired of your immaturity, you little puppy and decided to be with a real demon," he said, haughtily.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!?" InuYasha yelled, drawing Tetsusiaga.
"I'm so sleepy...What's all the racket?" When InuYasha heard that well-timed thought, he completely froze. Then he dropped the Tetsusaiga.
"WHAT!!!!" he yelled, panicking.
"That was Kagome...That means she's here...Why is she so sleepy...No, she wouldn't..." InuYasha thought. Then, making his worst fears into reality, Kagome came out of the cave that Koga had previously come out of, with her shirt slanted haphazardly off of her shoulder. InuYasha's mouth dropped open (anime-style).
"She didn't...She wouldn't...She sure looks like she did..." InuYasha thought frantically. At this time, Kagome realized that InuYasha was there.
"Oh don't start now, InuYasha. I've had a really rough night," Kagome said yawning. InuYasha's eyes and ears began to twitch.
"Rough?" he asked.
"Yeah, last night was the longest night of my life," Kagome said, oblivious to the fact that InuYasha was going into cardiac arrest.
"Longest night of your life?!?" InuYasha asked. "What do you mean the longest night of your life? What exactly did you DO?!?"
"What?" Kagome asked.
"What did I do? Last night was such a haze, I barely remember anything at all..."
InuYasha gasped. Then he looked at Koga. Koga was smiling, and looking mighty smug about something.
"I. AM. GOING. TO. KILL. YOU!" InuYasha snarled as he picked up Tetsusiaga and headed towards the wolf demon.
"InuYasha, stop!" Kagome yelled. InuYasha ignored her.
"InuYasha, I said stop!" InuYasha advanced ever more so.
"Sit, boy!" Kagome yelled. InuYasha slammed into the ground. He stayed there in shock. He couldn't believe it. She stopped him from giving that wolf what he deserved.
"He thought I...How could he think that about me! I can't blame him though...This must look really bad...Me being here, and the way that Koga's acting. Kagome thought, taking stock of the whole situation. "No wonder InuYasha's so bothered."
"She didn't...That's good...I'm still going to kill that wolf though, just for pretending that they...they..." InuYasha couldn't even finish the thought; it was just too horrible. He was still angry at Koga, for taking Kagome away from him.
"Kagome, can I talk to you alone, please?" (A/N: He said please!!! OMG) InuYasha asked her. Kagome was so shocked, that all she could do was nod her head.
"Hey, mutt-face! Where do you think you're taking my woman?" Koga said angrily as he stepped in front of InuYasha.
"Get out of my face you stupid wolf. She's not your woman. If I hear you say it again, I'll slice you in two," InuYasha said, brushing past Koga, and into the forest.
"Hey, uh, Koga? Aren't you going to go after them?" one of the other wolf demons asked him.
"I don't need to. I scared that pathetic puppy so bad, that he went running into the forest with his tail between his legs. Kagome just went after him. She'll come back to me soon enough," Koga said walking back into the cave.
"He was to afraid to go after them, wasn't he?" the other demon asked.
"Yep," another answered sadly.
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In the forest...
"Kagome, I'm really sorry about last night," InuYasha began.
"Is he apologizing? I can't believe he's apologizing to me!" Kagome thought. InuYasha finally realized something. He could only hear what Sango and Kagome were saying. He couldn't hear what Shippo or Miroku, not that he wanted to know what went on in that perverted monk's head. That meant that InuYasha could only hear what women thought.
"Yes, I'm apologizing. It was my fault that you were crying and that Koga took you. Unless, of course, you wanted to go with him," InuYasha said, looking away sadly. Kagome felt her heart break. She touched his face.
"It's okay, InuYasha. I was just a little shocked, that's all," she said, surprised at her own boldness.
"It's not okay. I keep yelling at you about being nice to Koga, and then I go see Kikyo behind your back," InuYasha, said averting his eyes from hers.
"I know InuYasha. I don't mind though."
"You don't mind?" InuYasha said, surprised.
"No."
"Really?"
"Really." InuYasha suddenly realized that Kagome had her hand on his face. He blushed and so did she.
"How about we go back to the Bone-Eaters well before the others start wondering were we are," Kagome said, getting up. InuYasha followed her. She took his hand and they walked through the forest hand in hand. (A/N Ain't that sweet?)
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Back to the Bone-Eaters well
"Hey where were you guys?" Shippo asked as he jumped onto Kagome.
"NO WHERE!!!" they both slightly shouted.
"Lady Kagome, how beautiful you look today," Miroku said. At that very moment both InuYasha and Sango hit him.
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Yang: So kiddies, how was that chappie? Good, ne? I thought so!
Ying: Oh yes, this chappie had it all. Action, romance, drama, and some comedy!! Speaking of comedy, here is our little comedy section!!!
Episode 14: Kikyo's Stolen Ashes
Kagome: Hold it.
InuYasha: Watch the hair!!
Kagome: Mind explaining why you haven't been able to look me strait in the eyes since yesterday?
InuYasha: You're obviously imagining things.
Kagome: I get it! This is all about me looking like Kikyo. That's it, isn't it? That's why you can't look at me.
(he grabs her hand)
Kagome: InuYasha!
InuYasha: It's not-
(InuYasha tries to kiss her. Cue in the awwwwwwwww)
Kagome: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold the phone!
(Kagome pushes InuYasha away, but pushes to hard and he goes flying into the scenery. Scenery comes crashing down and whole bunch of dust comes up. Ying suffocates to death in the deadly dust.)
Yang: Wait! Wait! Wait! What the heck were you thinking? Don't push the poor guy that hard. He can get hurt!!! We don't want a lawsuit here! I'm poor!!
Ying: Does anyone care that I nearly died. Oh, well...We're sorry, but that's all that we can post. We'll have better, we promise! R&R