Disclaimer- I do not own the characters or the story, or the setting, actually, I own nothing.
Author's Note- This is my first Zelda story, so if it sucks please tell me, and please review so I know what you think. The whole title couldn't fit in the title thing and so I had to shorten it, but this is the actual title. Now please read and review! Oh, wait, by the way, Connection is Link, if you didn't get it at the start which you probably will. Get it, Connection…Link… oh forget it! And I know the actual thing is called Zelda and the Ocarina of time. But I just put Connection on 'because I felt like it. Anyway…
Connection and the Electric Guitar of that strange thing called time
Chapter 1- Some tree needs your help
Connection tossed and turned in his bed, and he also turned and tossed. He was dreaming of his future enemy on horse back and llamas and also about sushi, but that's not important. Little did he know that today was the day that would change his life…
"Wake up Connection!" A little blob of light that was supposed to look like a fairy said.
"Ahhhhh.", said Connection. He couldn't talk for some strange reason that only the makers of this game could explain, instead he made a surprised face that meant, 'please explain yourself being in my tree house.'
Navi nodded her head, but having no head she nodded her whole body and started to explain. "You see, you are a hero and you were chosen and you have to save the world, savey?"
Connection looked more confused. Navi continued. "Oh, and I'm your fairy, some tree needs your help, he's dying or something now come." Navi hurried out of the room followed by Connection.
Saria ran up out of nowhere. "You good for nothing Connection. Give me back my hair drier now! You stole it, and no, don't you look at my as if you love me because you have to marry a frog and I'm the mage of some forest temple! Now give me my hair drier!" Connection gave her the hair drier and she ran off yelling something that no one could understand.
Navi looked slightly phased but lead him dutifully to the Deku tree. But there was some weird person standing in the way. Connection made a face that said 'please move.' But the boy stayed put and said. "Oh, my dear connection, I can not let you through for you must have a sword and shield to keep you safe, we wouldn't want you getting hurt, do we? Oh and you have to find the sword to make the game longer and harder, understand?"
Connection nodded and walked to the shop while walking through grass to get rupees, because people just drop money into the grass, don't they? Anyway, he went to the shop and bought a shield. The owner leaned towards him and whispered "No, you can't get a sword here, you have to crawl through a hole and get chased by a boulder, it's the game maker's way of making you have fun."
Connection crawled through the hole got the sword and made his way back to the Deku tree. This time he was allowed through and got quite surprised when the boy blocking his way started crying and saying, "My little boy's all grown up…"
Connection got to the Deku tree and the tree went into some big speech, which all came down to this. "Get in me and save me before I die!" And so Connection obliged and the story began…