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A/N: Hey. Wow who knew this would be such a success? I thought for sure a lot of people would have thought it as a cliché! Guess not. I hate this computer. Always malfunctioning. Well... Thats all. Please review!! EEE I am so happy that I'm actually getting people to read my stuff...
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Blood splurted out of his nose. He really shouldn't have been watching that. But he had to. It felt like a duty! Just because Rin was taking a bath... naked... (ahem ahem) doesn't mean that this was a perverted act. It wasn't like he was a peeping tom or anything!
Using his sleeve to catch both blood and drool falling from his face, Sesshoumaru gazed upon Rin. Oh how much she had grown...
'No dirty thoughts! No dirty thoughts!!' Sesshoumaru said to himself while slapping his right cheek lightly a few times.
He lifted his nose from his sleeve. He thought he smelled something. Yes it was that smelly smell... a very smelly smell... that smelled... smelly. (A/N: SPONGEBOB!!)
'Demon monkies...' his head shot to the branch behind him. There they were. Their wirey haired bodies bobbed up and down, ready to attack. Their glowing red eyes squinting into slits. He could practically taste thier own rotten banana breath in his own mouth. It was that horrible. He clutched the Tokijin.
They sprang at him. It wasn't just a few. It was hundreds! Maybe even thousands! They were everywhere! Do you hear me?? EVERYWHERE!! They were comming from all directions. They were like a swarm of gnats, clinging to his flailing arms.
CRACK
Was that...? Yes, it was. The once sturdy branch they were standing upon was weakening, and cracking. Soon he would--
SPLASH
"AIEEEEE!!!" Rin jumped up at the sight of a man belly-flopping into the water right in front of her, while evil demon monkies surrounded them. She didn't check the man slowly getting up after inhaling some water. She waded slowly towards the huge rock in the middle of the hot spring and grabbed something that shimmered in the moonlight.
'Metal...?'
Sesshoumaru was disguisted when he look at the monkies forming a giant circle around them. He could see their jaws opening, showing their yellow fangs, their drool also catching a glare of moonlight.
"YAAHH!!" Rin shouted and charged, still naked, at the demon monkey with the largest fangs. It had to be the leader. She took out the large dagger she had retrieved from the rock and stabbed it through its chest. It fell down, but was not dead.
"I'll leave you for the finale," she said to herself.
Without looking back, she punched a monkey behind her. She jumped up and kicked both monkies on her sides.
Sesshoumaru just watched, astounded, as she kicked some monkey ass with her new karate powers. (A/N: Oohh powers...)
Once all the monkies were dead, she stomped the leader monkey to death with her bare foot.
"Great... now I have to take another bath--" she stopped short after seeing Sesshoumaru just standing there.
"Umm.. nice moves...?" he stammered while she stomped towards him. He winced and closed his eyes because he knew that he was gonna get a beatin'.
And then came the pain... Oh, the agonizing pain he felt. It was awful. He hobbled away as she screamed, "DON'T YOU EVER QUIT?!??!"
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Sesshoumaru rested his back against the tree. He was in the same tree he had been in when looking over her in her hut. 'Kami-sama, Rin. Why do you have to be so sexy all of a sudden? Dammit you have everything I ever wanted! Everything that turns me on....'
Even though his condition wasn't too bad, he couldn't move from his spot. He would get better over night. Maybe in a few hours, but he would be asleep by then. He wanted to move now. Oh god, he had such an urge to just sneak into Rin's cabin and get intamate.
' DAMMIT!! I really gotta stop thinking like this! I'm as bad as that fucking monk...'
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A/N: This was one of my more funny chapters, I think. Don't ask how I ever thought up demon monkies... Just thought it would be original! Like my story! That everyone likes so much!