RavenGhost: Hello! I'm back! (smiles) Did ya miss me!?

Aegis: No.

RavenGhost: Grrr…I'll get you later. I have reviews to answer! (dances)

Kain Grey: The murder? You'll find out in this chapter! Thanks for the review! SugarandVinegar: Sorry if my author notes take up a lot of space. I've been trying to keep them as short as possible. You can always read past them if ya want, just remember, before the chapter starts, I have some big, bold, and random saying right there! Thanks for the review! I'm glad you like it! (smiles) Jak-Daxter: Yep. HE IS REVEALED!! (laughs) Thanks for the review! Nintendo Master: Luigi? I donno. You'll have to read to find out, and Kirby? I would never dream of killing Kirby! Thanks for the review! NekoRaven: O.o Like Ghostbusters? Um…no…good guess though! (smiles) Thanks for the review! xZero84x: Is he? (smiles) Thanks for the review! Mike Lombardi: AH! A new one! (waves) Hello! Lifetime supply of soup? AWESOME!! I SHALL UPDATE!!! Thanks for the review! Dragon's return: That can't be good. You need aspirin! (throws aspirin over) Thanks for the review! PIRO the unforgiven one: Yes! All villains need an evil laugh! It's like…tradition. Pikachu-Goddess-Rishika: Yay! I live! (dances) Who would try to destroy Accent? This chapter will tell! SilentGuy: Dr.Pepper is good! I shall update! For the sake of Dr.Pepper, I shall update! Princess kitty zeldas child: Samus? Could be. You'll find out in this chapter! Thanks for the review! SuperSmashGal: Please, relax! You'll find out in this chapter! (dances) Man, I've been doing that a LOT! Elventine: Yes I know! Kirby is cute! (smiles) Here is the next chapter! Hematite: O.o Um…here is the next chapter! Jupiter adepts rule: You'll find out! Thanks for the review! Streek471: Thanks! You deserve a can of…um…SOUP! (hands soup over) Thanks for the review!

RavenGhost: Damn…I HAVE SO MANY REVIEWS!! AEGIS!

Aegis: What?

RavenGhost: We should throw a party! (runs off)

Aegis: (looks at readers who are looking at him) What? (crickets) Okay…I'll post it!

RavenGhost: Oh, and the murder is revealed! (runs off again)

YAY! HE IS REVEALED! AND I CAN SPELL!!

"Caption Falcon." I spat when I saw him.

He laughed, "Well, hello Roy…did ya miss me?"

"Hardly." I spat again.

"Hey!" I hear Leaj yell, "You're that bastard that killed me!"

I saw and heard Caption Falcon laugh, "I remember you. Leaj Harper, right?"

"Ya got that right!" she said.

He laughed, "Yes…I remember all of you."

"You know him!?" I asked Leaj and Charlie.

Charlie cried, "He was my father." she explained.

"You raped and killed your own daughter!?" I yelled, enraged.

He smiled, "She was nothing to me." he laughed, "Much as you are. You're getting on my nerves, Roy. Your time is up…"

He lifted up a gun.

"RUN!" I heard Leaj cry out as she high tailed it out of there. Charlie and I followed as the sound of laugher and gunshots grew louder.

We were slowed down as it started to pour. It rained like there was no tomorrow.

"What is going on!?" I asked as I covered my face with my arm. Accent was always sunny! Why had it turned as black as night?

"It's the human!" Leaj explained as other souls started to runaway, "Accent is always sunny, like Heaven. But Caption Falcon is evil! His essence is tainting Accent! This is how he's always wanted our home to look like!"

We all wobbled as the ground started to shake. Every soul looked down as a large crack was forming in the ground.

"STAY AWAY!!" Leaj yelled to the others.

I saw them all nod and run as far away as they could get. The crack followed them, and opened right under them, taking most down. A few souls grabbed onto the edge for dear life.

I gasped and turned around. I saw Charlie dangling over the edge with Leaj holding onto her. I ran over and grabbed her other hand, and helped pull her up.

"What is that?" I asked.

"The gateway to Hell." Leaj stated as she comforted Charlie, who was shivering like mad, "Once ya fall in…you can never get back to Accent."

I watched as the gateway went after every soul it could find, mainly children. How could Caption Falcon do this!? I looked on in horror as a 50 story tall tidal wave loomed over us. I could think of only two words to say.

"Holy Fuck." Pretty good choice of words, if I do say so myself.

I saw Leaj and Charlie, along with the other souls that didn't fall down into Hell watch with the same horror that I had. It grew taller as it got closer. We were in so much dog shit.

"It's going to send us all to Hell. Like a drain." I heard Charlie explain.

I saw Leaj get up. She walked backwards, looking at the tidal wave.

"Watch out." I said.

She tripped over the land and fell into that pond we hanged out at. Only this time, I saw no splash. I walked over and placed my hand in it. It was outlined in blue. I looked up at the wave. It was almost here. I ran over to Charlie and grabbed her. I threw her into the pond. I flung myself in after her.

I could hear the screams of the others as they were all killed…for good.

Wind. We were falling. I looked around. Holy shit! We were falling from the sky!!

I saw Charlie, "How the Hell did you do that!?"

"I have no idea!" I yelled back.

I stopped when I saw Leaj floating down after us. She raised her hands, and a black platform appeared under us. "We're alive!" she said.

We floated on the platform. I looked at Charlie. She raised a hand and a red rose grew out of it. "She's right! Roy! We're out of Heaven!"

I felt the wind ruffle my hair. "Wow."

"Who would have thought that our pond was a way home?" Leaj asked.

"I'm…home." I stated, "YES!!"

"Shouldn't we get to your…Smashers?" Leaj asked, "They must want to know what happened to Kirby."

Kirby! I forgot! He is in Heaven! Well, I hoped he was in Heaven and not in Hell.

"Where do you live?" Leaj asked me.

I looked below us and I saw the Smash House, "There!" I called out, "I can see the Smash House!"

"Good." Leaj said as the platform floated down.

The only person on the grounds was Zelda.

"ZELDA!!" I called out.

I saw her look around.

"LOOK UP!!"

She looked up and had a look of shock when we landed, "ROY!?"

"Yep!" I replied.

She fainted.

"Smooth move." Leaj stated.

"Shut up." I spat back.

"AHH!!" Charlie screamed as she jumped and hid behind me. I looked forward. I saw Bowser. He stopped and looked at me.

"R-ROY!?" he asked.

"In the flesh!" I stated.

Charlie poked her head out from behind me, "R-Roy? Why are you talking to a giant t-turtle with a big spiky shell?"

"That's Bowser." I stated.

Her head went back behind me.

"You are such a baby." Leaj stated as she walked behind me and pulled Charlie out.

"What if it tries to EAT me!?"

"Charlie?"

"Yeah?"

"Shut up."

"What if--"

"I don't think it's gonna eat you. It's gaping at Roy!" I heard Leaj yell.

Bowser looked at me, "Roy? Is that you?"

"Yeah." This was getting annoying.

"You're dead." he stated.

I knew that statement was going to pop up sooner or later. I might as well grow to like it.

"Was dead." I stated, "But I got out."

"From where?" he asked me, "And who are those two?"

"I'm Leaj and the crybaby is Charlie." I heard Leaj explain to Bowser.

He just sort of stood there, ya know? Looking at me with a weird unbelievable look in his eyes. I looked back.

"Listen, we have no time--" I started.

Kirby fell from the sky and landed with a very loud THUD. I turned around, as well as Charlie and Leaj, and saw a pink block.

"Um…why did a block fall from the sky?" Charlie asked me.

"It's not a block." I stated.

As soon as I said that, Kirby popped out and looked at us, "HIYA ROY!!" he screamed.

Bowser was looking at us. First me, then Kirby, then me again. "Ow…" he said as he held his head, "Too much thinking…"

"How did you get out?" I asked the hyperactive pink puffball.

Kirby smiled, "Well, I saw a tidal wave so I started to run. A ran for a while and I saw you jump in a pond with your girlfriend--"

"She's not my girlfriend!" I stated. What? It was truest thing I had ever said. Well, there have been other times, but you know what I mean!

"I'm not his girlfriend." Charlie stated as well as I did.

I heard both Leaj and Kirby answer at the same time, "Sure ya aren't…"

I turned to Leaj, "Hey!" I said, "You're supposed to be on my side, remember!?"

"I never knew there was a side." She stated as she walked around in a circle, or should I say, flew.

"Anywho, I saw ya jump in so I thought 'What the Fuck?' and jumped in after you guys, and now I'm here!" he explained and smiled.

"Okay…" I replied.

I turned around and faced the Smash House. It was still tall in it's pride and glory. Good, cause I was gonna need a Hell lot of pride (and aspirin) to explain just how the Hell I went to chopped up body to being whole again. I looked at Bowser, who was still holding his head.

"Um…do you know where the others are?" I asked.

"Last I saw them--OW!--They were inside--OW!" he explained.

I nodded and ran past him with Leaj, Charlie, and Kirby following close behind.

How the Hell was I gonna explain all this to the Smashers!?

ROY IS ALIVE! AND KIRBY! AND LEAJ! AND CHARLIE! AND ME! YAY!

RavenGhost: Well, there ya have it. I have messed with the powers of…The Laws of Physics.

Some Cop Dude: (pops up) Hello? Hi. I'm here to arrest a Miss…RavenGhost?

RavenGhost: Uh…why do you want her?

SCD: She has broken the Laws of Physics.

RavenGhost: Uh…

Lawyers: There she is! (run up to me) You! RavenGhost! You have forgotten a disclaimer for the past chapters!

RavenGhost: (looks at Cop, then the Lawyers) Um…IDONOTOWNNINTENDO!IOWNLEAJANDCHARLIEANDACCENT! (runs to road)

Cop: HEY!! (chases after me)

Lawyers: Aw man! (snap fingers and…vanish)

RavenGhost: Please review! Okay? You review and I'll run away from the law and become a hobo! (sees cop) AH! (runs away)

PLEASE REVIEW! Raven the Hobo needs it!

RavenGhost: Hey! I'm not a hobo yet! (I have nothing agianst hobos. Hobos are cool!)