RavenGhost: Hello! Guess who's back!?

Aegis: Miss Hobo.

RavenGhost: I was a hobo. (cries) But I have to go to school if I want to get into college!

SuperSmashGal: You bet! Thanks for the review! Princess zeldas kitty child: C Falcon is evil. Thanks for the review! Dragon's Return: DR.PEPPER!!!! (grabs) Must update… CrocGirl13: Knowing my crazy and sick mind that scared Clay away…any reason is possible. Elventine: Sorry. Life ain't fair. Gotta have cliffhangers! Pikachu-Goddess-Rishika: KICKASS!! YAY!!! Hematite: Twix is good…I SHALL UPDATE FOR THE TWIX!! Nintendo Master: O.o Poor audience. YOU KILLED THEM!! NekoRaven: It's okay. I don't blame you. I blame that internet form that got my school pictures.

RavenGhost: Ah. Too lazy and confused to type a ton of shit down.

Dumbass Disclaimer: HEY!! Ahem. RavenGhost does not own SSBM. She owns Leaj, Charlie, and Accent. Now fuck off.

Aegis: Ooh. Disclaimer is touchy…

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Leaj looked to me. She frowned.

"It's quite easy to see who has who."

I looked at her. I had no idea what she was talking about, but that was okay. It wasn't going to help.

I looked up as all of the Smashers jumped into one big circle in the air. I rolled out of the way as they all attacked the place I was.

Charlie held up her rose, and a red force field appeared around me, Leaj, Kirby, and Charlie.

"How long?" Leaj asked her.

"Not much." she replied.

I knew what was going on. We all gasped and watched as the Smashers started to attack Charlie's shield with everything they had. I saw a crack form on the shield. It was gonna break soon.

Mewtwo's orb! That would stop this! If only I could break it! Too bad I didn't have any long range weapons, like Link. Looks like I would need a brain blast or something.

Sadly, nothing came.

I looked to Kirby who, at the moment, was cowering in fear of everyone. Then I got an idea.

Charlie's shield broke, and I knew this was my only chance. So, I took it.

"HOT CHICKEN!!!"

Leaj, Charlie, and Mewtwo all gave me this weird look. But could ya blame them? I said 'hot chicken.'

The rest of the Smashers, even though still under Mewtwo's control, stopped. They looked from me to Kirby, then at me again. They all started to inch away from Kirby.

He was twitching, and if he went on, he just might have a spasm. He slowly looked at me, then at the other Smashers. He just stood there, his face set in a stupid grin. Everyone watched him.

I turned around and jumped up. When I was high enough, I slashed at Mewtwo's Orb. It shattered, freeing all of the Smashers.

"Ow…" I heard Fox mumble.

"SHUT UP!" That was Falco.

Leaj looked at me, "Even though it worked, I still have to ask. Why on God's Green Earth did you yell Hot Chicken?"

"Because…Kirby's Chicken phobic." I explained.

"That…thing…is afraid of chicken!?" Charlie asked me as she watched Kirby run around like a total idiot.

"Well, yeah." I replied, "We never say it because he goes temporally insane."

"That explains a lot." Leaj mused.

To my happiness, the field vanished, and we were all back in Mewtwo's room. He was laying on the floor. It then hit me. The Orb was his mind! I think…

We all watched as he babbled on and on about some purple monkeys. After a few minutes, the other Smashers looked at me and all said the exact same thing.

"ROY!?"

I nodded. Thank God everyone saw me now.

Link looked at me, "You're…alive?" he asked.

"Yeah."

"Really?"

"Really."

"For real?"

"Yes."

"You're not pulling my leg?"

"Link?"

"What?"

"Shut up."

Zelda smiled, "Yes! It is Roy! He's alive!"

Yes people, I know I'm alive. Ya don't have to tell me again. This was starting to get really old, really fast.

"Enough!" I heard Leaj yell over the Smashers.

We all looked at her. She looked back. When her death glare got scary enough, we quickly stared away.

She looked at me, "WE still need to save Accent." she said, "And I'm not taking no for an answer."

"Accent?" I heard Ness ask.

Charlie turned to face him, "It is Heaven." she explained, "That is where Roy went when he was killed by Falcon."

"Question!" Young Link said as he raised his hand.

"What?" I asked.

"Why did Falcon kill you?"

I stopped. Why did he kill me? I had never done anything wrong to him.

"The best way to find out…" Samus began, "Is to go into his room."

"How do you expect us to get in there!? That door is six solid feet of steel!"

Samus looked at me, "Where there is a will, there's a way."

Leaj smiled, "We just have yet to find it."

Marth, Link, Samus, Kirby, Leaj, Charlie, Zelda, and Samus all walked with me to Falcon's room. The others needed some time to think. True to my word, the door was made of steel. Link knocked on it, just to see what it sounded like.

CLANG!

Wow. Clang. Who wasn't expecting that? I sighed. Getting into Falcon's room was a lot harder than it sounded.

Samus walked up, "Let a pro do this." she said as she charged up her cannon.

I watched as she charged it up. That wasn't going to work! She needed another tactic! I looked at the welcome mat on the floor. Worth a shot.

I knelt down and lifted up the mat. There was a white key, "Um…Samus?" I asked.

"What?"

I held up the key.

"That works too." Charlie stared.

Samus looked at her, "Just open the God Be Damned door, Roy."

I slipped the key into the lock and opened the door. We all walked in. What we noticed was that there were NO windows. No light, except from the doorway. We all looked around. None of my friends could find a light switch.

"Damn." Marth said as he tripped over something, "Where is the light switch!?"

"I don't--OW! Know…" I heard Leaj reply.

We all froze when we heard Zelda scream.

"What is it!?" asked Link, his voice filled with worry.

"Spider!!"

I sighed and walked over to the 'spider'. It turned out to be a string light. Well, at least we found the light switch. I sighed and looked at her.

"A spider?" I asked.

"Hey! It's nothing to be ashamed of!" she pointed out.

I could heard Leaj laughing in the back, along with Charlie. I looked at Zelda again, "Well…thanks." I mumbled as I pulled on the switch.

What happened when the lights came on? Well, two things. The door slammed shut like in those horror movies. And we saw the scariest sight anyone could have ever seen.

Zelda screamed, Link just stood there, Marth turned a deathly shade of white, Leaj almost fainted, Charlie was crying, Kirby threw up whatever he had eaten in the last 24 hours, Samus was looking around, and I started at a picture that had been enlarged on the wall.

It was my mother…

ROMANCE SCREWS UP YOUR MIND!!!!!!!

RavenGhost: Wow. Kirby is afraid of…chicken. Okay…I'm officially zoned out.

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