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Disclaimer: RavenGhost owns Charlie, Leaj, and Accent. She does not own SSBM. Yet.

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I stood there, looking at the photo. So many questions were pouring through my head. Why did he have a picture of her? How did he get it? Like they say; so many questions, so little time.

"Who's that?" Leaj asked when she walked over to me. The others were searching the rest of the room.

"Oh." I heard her say, "Why does he have a picture of your mom?"

I looked at her, "Do you really think I know?" I asked with a lot of annoyance in my voice.

"Okay." she said as she walked off, "But check this place out! Your mother isn't the only woman he likes."

I stopped staring and looked around. She was right. There were enlarged photos of a ton of women. You couldn't even see the wall. I even saw photos of some of the Smashers. Zelda, Peach, and Samus. We all looked around.

"Why the Hell does that fatass bastard have a picture of me in his room? And in a bikini…" I heard Samus ask and state at the same time.

"How did he get a picture of that?" Marth asked her.

"I don't know." she replied, "but when I get my hands on him..."

I sighed and walked over to a small office desk. It looked pretty normal, it had a lamp, made of wood, hard. Yeah…everything a normal desk could have.

I looked over at the others. Charlie was digging under Falcon's bed for anything of help, Zelda was looking at the pictures, Samus was making death threats to the air, Marth was digging around in his drawers, Link was looking through a box, and Kirby was helping Charlie.

I slowly pulled open one of the drawers. Nothing. I sighed and closed it. The second drawer contained the same thing. Nothing at all. I slammed that one shut and opened the third.

The only thing in that one was a notebook. It was one of those really small notebooks, like the mini notepads. I looked around and opened it. There was writing.

The first three pages were really hard to read. I skipped over them and got to a fourth page, which was crystal clear.

Day 1

The Smash Tournament started today, the first one ever! So far only ten people are in this one. Samus, Myself, Link, Ness, Kirby, Mario, Pikachu, Luigi, DK, and Jigglypuff. I have a feeling that it will stay this way.

I looked over at Link, Samus, and Kirby.

"There was a tournament before Melee?" I asked.

Link looked over at me, "Yeah. Back then it was called Super Smash Bros."

"There were only ten people in it?" I asked.

"Yeah." Kirby replied, "Back then was a terrible time. There were Wars going on, people dying, and a horrible sickness was slowly wrapping around our world. There were supposed to be 50 people, but those things kept them away."

Link spoke again, "Yeah. In the middle of it, Hyrule went back into War, so I had to leave and miss out on the last half."

"And my planet was undergoing a war as well." Samus explained to me, "I missed almost all of it."

"Well, Falcon has a diary in here. I think he was keeping track of what was going on." I said as I looked back at the small brown book.

Charlie crawled out from under the bed and looked at it. She sighed, "Are you sure that's his diary?"

"Yeah. Why do ya ask?"

She shrugged her shoulders and walked off to the bed.

I sat there and started to read more.

Day 2

The Smash Tournament is still at only ten people. We all know that the others won't came. There are far too many wars going on. People dying at every which corner…

Day 3

The news has arrived. Crazy Hand will not be able to make it. He has to stay and watch over the other hands. Master hand says that's okay. There are only ten of us.

Day 4

Even more news. It starts today. We are all excited, but Samus and Link were called of to their homes to fight in the War. Now…there are only eight of us left.

Wow. He filled up half a page with readable words. I skimmed through the rest of the book. Nothing…That was all!? That didn't help us worth shit.

"Check this out!" I heard Charlie call out.

We all ran over to her. She was holding a big black box.

"I found it under Caption Falcon's bed!" she explained as she sat it down.

We all crowded around it.

"You open it, Roy." I heard Link say.

"What if it kills me again!?" I asked.

"You came back once. You can do it again!" I heard him yell.

"SHUT UP! Link, Roy can't come back, because the pond wads the way out!" Leaj explained.

"Oh, I'll open it!" Samus said as she reached down and ripped the top off.

There was nothing. Not even dust. Nothing!

"I wonder why he hid it." Marth mused.

"That was a waste of my fucking time." I spat.

"Um…guys?" I heard Zelda ask.

We all stopped and looked at the box. It was glowing. Soon, we felt ourselves being pulled in.

"AAAHHHHHH!!!!" we all yelled at the top of our little lungs.

We landed a few seconds later on some purple ground. I stood up.

"Where are we?"

I saw desolate mountains, evil birds flying around everywhere, zombies, evil forests, and a giant castle surrounded by lava.

"Um..." I heard Leaj say, "I think we're in Accent."

"We're WHERE!?" I heard myself yell.

"Did you not hear me? We. Are. In. Accent." Leaj spat back.

I was about ready to shoot back another comment, but Charlie stopped us.

"Please!" she cried, "We must work together to save Accent!"

I looked at Marth, Link, Zelda, Samus, and Kirby. She was right. If I wanted to get the guys home…I had to save Accent.

"So…" I began, "What do we do first?"

We all froze when we heard a roar from behind us. We spun around to come face to face with a giant black T-rex.

"Run?" I heard Link ask.

"Run." We all replied.

We all turned around and started to run for our lives, that T-rex right behind us…

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RavenGhost: Yeah. It's a little weird and at another cliffhanger! But the next chapter will make more sense…I hope. Nah, it will! Please review! You review...I update! Yeah…update…I like that word.

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